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Title: The Mudshark
Post by: rogwar on December 04, 2008, 06:44:05 PM: While fishing in a cove that had lots of houses close by and a few boats within sight, the ol' mud-shark started barkin'. Bad breath too. No big deal I thought till it crept out and drew a picture in the bottom of my skivees. In panic I hopped up onto the back deck, covered myself with a life-jacket, popped open the livewell lid and dropped ol' muddy right into the port box. Pretty slick I thought till I realized I had no squatwipe. Well, my skivs were ruined anyhow so I used what was left of them. I put a few bullet weights in the skivs, tossed them over the side and gave them a good salute as they sank slowely toward the bottom.

While I was digging through a storage box for a minnow net to release ol' muddy I heard a boat pull up. NO KIDDING, it was THE MAN! He asked how I was doin' and I told him I was just "hangin'". He went through the usual routine, life jacket, fishing license, etc.. Then he asked if he could look in my live-well. I stuttered in disbelief that I hadn't caught any fish and said "you don't have to look in there do ya"? He got real suspicious and a little snotty. I took offense to his attitude and said alright, then pointed to the port live- well lid. He opened the lid, stared in for a moment, slammed the lid down, looked up at me and said, "what the HELL is that"? I said "sir, that is a mud-shark. I'll put it on the rule if you want but I'm pretty sure it'll measure". The scowl on his face was PRICELESS! He hopped out of my rig, mumbled that he would write a ticket for that if he could and tore off. Laughing myself to tears I took the minnow net and released ol' muddy over a brush-pile. I "hung out" in the cove for a while longer and went home. That live-well is pretty comfy. I may just have to install a magazine rack in my boat.
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: SunBat on December 04, 2008, 07:42:31 PM: LMAO! Good stuff.

You should have put a string on your skivs. That way you could have pulled 'em up and checked 'em later. I bet you woulda had a couple of fine blue crab on them. Hoooo-eeeee! Like them blue crab. :aok
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: Auger on December 04, 2008, 11:22:40 PM: I hope I never grow up. Poop humor still gets me laughing uncontrollably. Thanks rogwar!
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: avionix on December 05, 2008, 05:47:50 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I was laughing so hard I think I woke up the wife!!!
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: culero on December 05, 2008, 07:34:11 AM: ROTFLMAO!

Nothing funnier than a fishing trip crap story :)
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: Mickey1992 on December 05, 2008, 08:13:14 AM: That's funny. I was afraid this was going to be a story about an inter-racial relationship.
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: ROX on December 05, 2008, 08:40:46 AM: Poo is always funny.

ROX
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: sluggish on December 05, 2008, 08:55:50 AM: Quote from: Mickey1992 on December 05, 2008, 08:13:14 AM
That's funny. I was afraid this was going to be a story about an inter-racial relationship.

Ha! Me too! lol
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 05, 2008, 10:01:57 AM: I was going to say you are full of crap... but apparently not so much any more.
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: ODBAL on December 05, 2008, 10:09:08 AM: :aok At first I thought "where is he heading with this?".... Great story, very very funny!
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Post by: Dragon on December 05, 2008, 10:09:29 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Mudshark
Post by: allaire on December 06, 2008, 12:22:23 PM: Ah better than coming up on a boat with someone hanging it over the side and dropping a depth charge. :rofl