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Title: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:


There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: B4Buster on December 27, 2008, 09:00:39 AM
ok...
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Helm on December 27, 2008, 09:18:06 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT



Mr. Churchill would be upset if he knew you are wasting .303 ammo!!   :)      ....seriously you can get kills w/ .303's

Horray another C.202 Fan !!!


Helm ...out
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: PhantomBarron on December 27, 2008, 09:19:16 AM
Hmmm, Seems there must be "More" to this story. 
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: CHAPPY on December 27, 2008, 09:32:46 AM
i no mess around :aok
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: uptown on December 27, 2008, 10:04:52 AM
  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: caldera on December 27, 2008, 10:29:52 AM
You are so a score potato. Otherwise you'd fight in a B5N and not the ultimate sleeper that is the C202.  :D
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




Just Sayin...
(ducks)
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Bronk on December 27, 2008, 11:02:50 AM
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




Just Sayin...
(ducks)

Zinggg

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: caldera on December 27, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
WMLute's "scorched earth" policy is in effect.  Get the Solarcaine!   :O
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: RTHolmes on December 27, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.

why would you do that? :confused:
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: uptown on December 27, 2008, 11:04:38 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

These things might disqualify me from ever being in the top 100:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT


So maybe all this is a excuse for his suckage?
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: ImADot on December 27, 2008, 11:11:25 AM
Me thinks he tries to make joke.  Lute busted him by providing stats.  I figured it was a joke after: "I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off."  I doubt he ever flies a Spit-1, and would not dump all his ammo before taking off.  But then again, maybe he's a complete 'tard and just needs some attention.  :lol
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Forker on December 27, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
Hmmm....

I only see one death and zero kills in a C202 for the past 3 tours for WarTooth.

The fighter they have the most kills in currently is a Chog. (uber)

I ALSO see that the spit WarTooth flies the most is the 16(uber), and it doesn't HAVE .303's.

The fighter you have the most kills in for the past three tours is the Ki84 (uber).




Just Sayin...
(ducks)

http://www.mediafire.com/file/mynazzuezhy/laugh_x.wav (http://www.mediafire.com/file/mynazzuezhy/laugh_x.wav)

WTG WMLute, nothing like getting caught lying red handed!!!!

Forker
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 11:13:09 AM
If someone scores well, he's dishonorable.  If someone scores poorly, then he's using weakness as a defense.  You gotta love the AH bbs.

I checked Wartooth's stats and I think WMLute made a mistake, albeit an honest mistake.  The rest of you should check for yourselves before you take someone's word for fact.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Bronk on December 27, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
If someone scores well, he's dishonorable.  If someone scores poorly, then he's using weakness as a defense.  You gotta love the AH bbs.

It's about being an attention potato...not score. Just thought I'd shine the light for ya. :D
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
Current tour for wartooth

Late War Tour 107 Statistics for WarTooth
     Kills    Deaths
Model Type    Kills In    Kills Of    Killed By    Died In
A-20G    0    1    0    0
A6M2    0    3    0    1
A6M5b    5    2    1    3
Ar 234    0    0    1    0
B-17G    0    9    2    0
B-24J    0    11    4    0
B-25H    0    5    2    1
B-26B    0    6    2    0
Bf 109E-4    0    0    0    1
Bf 109F-4    0    1    1    2
Bf 109G-14    1    2    0    0
Bf 109G-2    3    2    0    6
Bf 109G-6    2    5    0    0
Bf 109K-4    0    2    4    0
Bf 110C-4b    2    0    1    0
Bf 110G-2    0    3    3    0
C-47A    0    4    0    0
C.202    2    0    0    0
C.205    0    0    1    0
Chute    1    0    1    0
F4U-1    0    2    1    1
F4U-1A    1    2    1    2
F4U-1C    0    2    1    0
F4U-1D    2    1    0    2
F4U-4    0    0    2    0
F6F-5    1    0    2    2
FM2    0    0    0    1
Fw 190A-5    6    1    0    2
Fw 190A-8    0    3    2    0
Fw 190D-9    0    4    2    0
Fw 190F-8    1    1    0    4
Gunner    0    1    1    0
Hurricane Mk I    0    1    0    0
Hurricane Mk IIC    8    2    2    5
Il-2    0    2    0    0
Ju 87D-3    1    0    0    5
Ki-61    0    0    2    0
Ki-67    0    1    0    0
Ki-84-Ia    13    0    5    7
La-5FN    2    0    1    1
La-7    4    3    5    6
Lancaster III    0    9    3    0
M-3    0    1    0    0
M-8    0    0    1    0
Me 163B    0    1    0    0
Me 262    0    0    1    0
Mosquito Mk VI    0    1    0    0
N1K2    0    4    5    1
P-38J    0    4    2    1
P-38L    0    3    3    0
P-39D    0    0    0    2
P-39Q    4    1    0    2
P-40B    0    2    1    0
P-40E    0    1    2    1
P-47-D11    6    1    0    3
P-47-D25    0    1    0    0
P-47-D40    27    2    1    16
P-47N    1    3    2    6
P-51B    15    1    0    12
P-51D    43    13    6    19
Panzer IV H    0    1    2    0
PT Boat    0    2    0    0
SBD-5    0    1    1    1
SeaFire    3    3    1    2
Ship Gunner    1    1    4    0
Spitfire Mk IX    1    4    3    2
Spitfire Mk V    1    0    0    2
Spitfire Mk VIII    3    3    2    1
Spitfire Mk XIV    0    1    0    1
Spitfire Mk XVI    0    9    16    0
T-34/76    0    1    0    0
Ta 152H    0    1    5    0
TBM-3    0    2    0    0
Tempest    0    0    4    1
Typhoon IB    4    4    6    2
Wirbelwind    0    0    9    0
Yak-9T    0    1    0    2
Yak-9U    2    2    0    1
     166 Kills    130 Deaths
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: BaldEagl on December 27, 2008, 11:20:43 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :salute

I'm not good enough to score well and here are my lame excuses:

  • I don't tend to fly uber planes.
  • I sometimes attempt turn fighting in BnZ planes and vice-versa.
  • I take just enough fuel to get a kill or 2 then head back to base.  If I get more than that I ran into bombers by mistake.
  • I use a mouse instead of a joystick arrangement (I prefer this).
  • I only use a resupply pad if the FHs are down.
  • I routinely bleed all the .303s out of Spits I fly before taking off.
  • I don't do GVs unless a base action requires GV help.  I don't mind those who do.
  • Perhaps 50% of the time I die is from being AFK.  I write programs and book material and tend to Alt-Tab back and forth a lot.  AFK kills are an accepted phenomena of this.  I'd rather fly and work than not fly at all.
  • If my dogs need to go out in the middle of a flight I sometimes bail on the spot with no warning.
  • In the MA I sometimes don't leave the hanger for several minutes if I need to check my laundry or the like.
  • And most importantly...I love to fly the C202 a little too much.

There is something definitely wrong with me.  I deeply apologize for not being consumed with my scores and stats.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT


Fixed
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Bronk on December 27, 2008, 11:24:39 AM
Current tour for wartooth

Late War Tour 107 Statistics for WarTooth
     Kills    Deaths
Model Type    Kills In    Kills Of    Killed By    Died In

P-47-D40    27    2    1    16

P-51B    15    1    0    12
P-51D    43    13    6    19

You're not helping. :rofl
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Getback on December 27, 2008, 11:24:53 AM
Play the way you enjoy the game and let others do the same.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: BaldEagl on December 27, 2008, 11:28:14 AM
Stats sorted by kills:

P-51D   43
P-47-D40   27
P-51B   15
Ki-84-Ia   13
Hurricane Mk IIC   8
Fw 190A-5   6
P-47-D11   6
A6M5b   5
La-7   4
P-39Q   4
Typhoon IB   4
Bf 109G-2   3
SeaFire   3
Spitfire Mk VIII   3
Bf 109G-6   2
Bf 110C-4b   2
C.202   2
F4U-1D   2
La-5FN   2
Yak-9U   2
Bf 109G-14   1
Chute   1
F4U-1A   1
F6F-5   1
Fw 190F-8   1
Ju 87D-3   1
P-47N   1
Ship Gunner   1
Spitfire Mk IX   1
Spitfire Mk V   1


That C.202 is WAY up there.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: ImADot on December 27, 2008, 11:28:19 AM
Current tour for wartooth

Late War Tour 107 Statistics for WarTooth
     Kills    Deaths
Model Type    Kills In    Kills Of    Killed By    Died In
C.202    2    0    0    0
C.205    0    0    1    0
Ki-84-Ia    13    0    5    7
P-47-D40    27    2    1    16
P-51B    15    1    0    12
P-51D    43    13    6    19
And this supports your previous post, how?

I see nothing for spit-1 (Kills in or Deaths in)
I see 2 kills in C.202 and no deaths (doesn't seem to fly it much, or is a timid flyer)
Flies mostly P-47 and P-51.
His original post is a load of crap and he seems to be screaming for attention.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 11:28:23 AM
If someone scores well, he's dishonorable.  If someone scores poorly, then he's using weakness as a defense.  You gotta love the AH bbs.

I checked Wartooth's stats and I think WMLute made a mistake, albeit an honest mistake.  The rest of you should check for yourselves before you take someone's word for fact.

View Kill Stats in an expanded format (IE only)

WarTooth
Late War Tour 107
F4U-1C: 27 kills  (most in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XVI: 3 kills (most in a spit)
No kills or deaths in a C.202

Late War Tour 106
Ki-84-Ia: 29 Kills (most in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XIV: 11 (most in a spit)

(Edit: INTERESTING....  In the Expanded I.E. format, it shows zero kills in a C.202 this tour, but if you just check the score and click Kills @ the bottom, it shows 2 C.202kills.  Very Odd.  How can it be "both"?)
No Kills one Death in a C.202

Late War Tour 105
Ki-61: 13  (most kills in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XIV 8 (most kills in a spit)
No Kills or Deaths in a C.202

Where exactly did I make that "mistake"???
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 11:31:46 AM
View Kill Stats in an expanded format (IE only)

WarTooth
Late War Tour 107
F4U-1C: 27 kills  (most in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XVI: 3 kills (most in a spit)
No kills or deaths in a C.202

Late War Tour 106
Ki-84-Ia: 29 Kills (most in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XIV: 11 (most in a spit)
No Kills one Death in a C.202

Late War Tour 105
Ki-61: 13  (most kills in a fighter)
Spitfire Mk XIV 8 (most kills in a spit)
No Kills or Deaths in a C.202

Where exactly did I make that "mistake"???

The stats I see show zero kills in an F4U-1C.  Maybe something is wrong with the stats page.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 11:34:27 AM
The stats I see show zero kills in an F4U-1C.  Maybe something is wrong with the stats page.

I'm comparing the Expanded I.E. stats with the others and they are totally diff.

Something screwed up in the database maybe?

They are not even kinda close!

Expanded I.E. shows 43 kills in an A20, whereas the other shows 43 kills in a PonyD.

In the event that I am 100% off base because of the messed up database, I apologise to WarTooth and will wait to hear from the powers that be about the discrepancies in the Score Pages.

Bizarre!

Wish I'd flown the past couple months so I could check mine.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Banshee7 on December 27, 2008, 11:34:42 AM
The stats I see show zero kills in an F4U-1C.  Maybe something is wrong with the stats page.

Yes, the stats page is FUBAR.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: uptown on December 27, 2008, 11:37:14 AM
I'd like to send a message to all the score potatoes our there.  :s   There is something definitely wrong with me.  I am seeking medical advice to determine why I am this way.  :cry

WT

This is all that really needs to be said
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 11:38:17 AM
Both the stats pages cross reference accurately to me, the new one and the old one.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Getback on December 27, 2008, 11:44:47 AM
Both the stats pages cross reference accurately to me, the new one and the old one.

Don't sort the stat page, IE format only.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Lusche on December 27, 2008, 11:58:01 AM
Yup, database in "Kill stats in expanded format" isn't fubared, it's just the sorting routine. Don't sort them, and all data will be shown the correct way.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 12:02:37 PM
Don't sort the stat page, IE format only.

I didn't sort, and that's why it cross referenced accurately.  WMLute got inaccurate stats because he sorted.

Anyway, we should all be using the new stats page for this kind of investigation: http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/players.php (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/newscores/players.php)
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WMLute on December 27, 2008, 12:11:02 PM
I didn't sort, and that's why it cross referenced accurately.  WMLute got inaccurate stats because he sorted.

Yup.  That is what happened.

Crud.

I should go edit my original post and insert the PonyD then?

After looking at the "correct" stats the "spirit" of my 1st post still holds up imho.

The Pony D IS Uber after all...

(ducks again)
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Anaxogoras on December 27, 2008, 12:17:58 PM
After looking at the "correct" stats the "spirit" of my 1st post still holds up imho.

I agree that his professed love for the C.202 was an embarrassing exaggeration. :P
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: ink on December 27, 2008, 01:15:16 PM
"cough-bullcrap-cough"
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 01:41:59 PM
Good posts all,

Uber to me means Spit16\La7 and perked planes.

My favs of recent are P51s, P47-d40, Ki-84 (as the stats show).  The stats curiously show that I do not exclusive fly one or two planes but manage to fly many.  I like to fly the C202.  I like the pretty leopard paint job too.

My post was meant to poke fun at those that fly very rigidly for score yet quick to criticize using stats for factual evidence.  Perhaps a bit of brain surgery was attempted.  ;)

The comment about my "suckage" is true but under estimated.  I would guess that I am among the worst 10 pilots in the game and have little or no chance to shoot anyone down.  I cannot get outta my own way.

My comment about Spits and  .303s was not exclusive to the Mark I version.  It succeeded in being silly I think!  :)

Quote
I checked Wartooth's stats and I think WMLute made a mistake, albeit an honest mistake.  The rest of you should check for yourselves before you take someone's word for fact.

That is an understatement!  If you are going to quote stats please be accurate.  I work hard to suck this bad!

Breaking News!
I just got back from the my doctor.  He said if I am going to fix my stats I need to fly the Spit16, LA7 and perked planes exclusively.  He also said my sense of humor will better aligned the more kills I get in a Tempest.  He also recommended I change profession to high altitude balloon tester and avoid contact with lower ranking pilots.

WT
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: gpwurzel on December 27, 2008, 01:59:31 PM
OI, WT, I've worked hard to be the worst pilot in AH I'll have you know.... :D

Anyone who cant shoot me down really needs help lol.....


Wurzel (normally found flying a brit plane, generally the spit v, vIII or the IX)
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: A8TOOL on December 27, 2008, 02:07:30 PM
So maybe all this is a excuse for his suckage?


 I'm thinking same  :aok


War, this game is more about having fun than scoring. If your worried about what other people think about you or your flying your not approaching it properly.

Thats not to say it's ok to ram, ho, run and bail from a perfectly good plane while in a fight.

Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 02:15:30 PM
A8tools,

Quote
War, this game is more about having fun than scoring.

If you understand what I wrote: NO IT IS NOT!!!

Stats and score are all that matters.
Stats and score are all that matters.
Stats and score are all that matters.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.

WT
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Tmac7 on December 27, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
I play for the fun of it  :lol if i have 10 kills then some how im lucky i love my M8's Jeeps :D  :rock
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Bronk on December 27, 2008, 02:59:47 PM


Uber to me means Spit16\La7 and perked planes.

:rofl
My sides hurt. The 51 and the ki 84 most definitely uber.
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: CAP1 on December 27, 2008, 03:04:09 PM
looks like this guy is giving twentyfo a run for the money with stinky bait.........
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WarTooth on December 27, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
Quote
The 51 and the ki 84 most definitely uber.

Then my doctor should not be too upset with me!  :aok
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: uptown on December 27, 2008, 03:47:13 PM
:rofl
My sides hurt. The 51 and the ki 84 most definitely uber.

The P51 is undermodeled junk  :aok
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: AWwrgwy on December 28, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
I agree that his professed love for the C.202 was an embarrassing exaggeration. :P

How do you know?  It's an assist machine.  Just because hwe has no kills in it doesn't mean he isn't plinking at people in it.




wrongway
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: WarTooth on December 29, 2008, 06:41:18 AM
Quote
[C202 reference] Just because hwe has no kills in it doesn't mean he isn't plinking at people in it.

Yep.  Getting kills in a C202 are few and far between for me.  Still love to fly that thing.  :)
Title: Re: I Guess This Disqualifies Me
Post by: Shane on December 29, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
I'm comparing the Expanded I.E. stats with the others and they are totally diff.

Something screwed up in the database maybe?

They are not even kinda close!

Expanded I.E. shows 43 kills in an A20, whereas the other shows 43 kills in a PonyD.

In the event that I am 100% off base because of the messed up database, I apologise to WarTooth and will wait to hear from the powers that be about the discrepancies in the Score Pages.

Bizarre!

Wish I'd flown the past couple months so I could check mine.

sorting is broken on the expanded stats.