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Title: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: JAGED on January 15, 2009, 04:30:49 PM: Figures. Our potential first encounter with E.T.s turns out to be a bunch of fart-knockers... :cheesy:

Methane discovery could mean life on Mars

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/01/15/mars.methane/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/01/15/mars.methane/index.html)

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Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 04:40:19 PM: And I was hoping for a certain Monty Python reference................... :(
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 04:59:19 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 04:40:19 PM
And I was hoping for a certain Monty Python reference................... :(

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:00:36 PM: Quote from: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 04:59:19 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Thats the wrong reference :cry
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Octavius on January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM: Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H₂S). Just a little FYI ;)
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 05:13:40 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
Thats the wrong reference :cry

Poor little guy, would it help if I was to catapult a cow at you over the wall?
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:15:13 PM: Yes that would make things all better :)
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Curval on January 15, 2009, 05:21:22 PM: Quote from: Octavius on January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H₂S). Just a little FYI ;)

Yup, gross as hell when you think of it. That's why I never eat food in the bathroom, for example.
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 05:21:54 PM: Quote from: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
Yes that would make things all better :)

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Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 05:23:47 PM: WOOOOOOO

I been cow'd :aok
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Curval on January 15, 2009, 05:28:12 PM: "Weeell al ask 'im but I don think he'll be vury keene..you see he's alreddy got one!"
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 05:32:08 PM: I farted so bad it hurt! :rofl
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 05:51:40 PM: really! :salute
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Barnes828 on January 15, 2009, 07:11:39 PM: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Treize69 on January 15, 2009, 07:13:38 PM: Ah told 'im we already 'ad one!"
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Meatwad on January 15, 2009, 07:22:10 PM: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 09:20:23 PM: haha! you dumb english salamanderZ! eat toejam and die! :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 09:37:37 PM: salamanderZ!!!! :rock
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Chalenge on January 16, 2009, 12:05:10 AM: Calm down kid before someone loses an eye! :devil
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: SD67 on January 16, 2009, 12:25:12 AM: I sharted :o
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:25:23 AM: I am not a kid! I will not calm down old man! :rock :rock
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:31:08 AM: so eat glaze and die!
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:32:06 AM: and remember... It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it! :rofl :rock :rock
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: avionix on January 16, 2009, 01:01:56 PM: Quote from: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:32:06 AM
and remember... It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it! :rofl :rock :rock

It is better to fart in bed and pull the covers over your wifes head to share it. :devil
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: ROX on January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM: Quote from: Octavius on January 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM
Methane is odorless, so farts only stink due to poop particles (and H₂S). Just a little FYI ;)

If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.

ROX
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: RATTFINK on January 16, 2009, 01:24:01 PM: All hail H2S!!
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Chalenge on January 16, 2009, 01:29:42 PM: Quote from: ROX on January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM
If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.

ROX

Speaking purely of elements anything that is in a state of solid is also in a state of liquid and gas at the same time (much smaller amounts but still). Of course poop is not an element but just the thought alone...

Who would eat in the bathroom anyway? :huh
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 03:51:56 PM: I know. the smell would ruin my appetite anyway... :rofl
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Octavius on January 16, 2009, 07:33:29 PM: Quote from: ROX on January 16, 2009, 01:16:58 PM

If you could expand on that...exactly how do "poop particles", being solids, attach themselves to methane, being a gas?

From a purely scientific intrest, of course.

ROX

Hydrogen Sulfide (H₂S), a gas, stinks... think eggs. Methane is a propellant in this case, and fine particles can easily become airborne... I suppose it's possible to fart dust if that helps the visualization. :)
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Motherland on January 16, 2009, 08:35:18 PM: Quote from: Chalenge on January 16, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
Speaking purely of elements anything that is in a state of solid is also in a state of liquid and gas at the same time (much smaller amounts but still). Of course poop is not an element but just the thought alone...
Clearly you have not yet seen the most recent update to the periodic table of the elements.
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Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Chalenge on January 16, 2009, 11:40:05 PM: Now dont mess with science you see what thats got Al Gore dont you? :rofl
Title: Re: I Fart In Your General Direction...
Post by: Angus on January 17, 2009, 04:07:54 AM: Since methane is a powerful greenhouse gas, I am sure it's venting out there because Arnold Scwarzenegger made it so just like in the movie Total Recall :devil
Mars will then become a warm nice place with a funny atmosphere :D