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Title: Sad but true
Post by: Tango on January 15, 2009, 09:18:03 PM

SAD BUT TRUE

> Dallas, TX 12/29/08 (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center
> of a Dallas courtroom drama today when he challenged a court
> ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
> being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
> to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
> requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
>
> The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
> him more than his parents and he adamantly
> refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live
  with his grandparents, the boy  cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder
> of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
> apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the
> unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
> custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and
> confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
> custody to The Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are
> not capable of beating anyone.

Send this to any Dallas Cowboy fans you may know.  I guess there are
still a
few of them out there!!!

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 09:40:06 PM

stupid

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Banshee7 on January 15, 2009, 09:51:43 PM

Bahahahahaha! that was good :aok

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 11:07:55 PM

 :rock :rock :rock :rock :rofl

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 11:13:30 PM

how do u get the pictures of the p-38 lightning on ur name? :angel:

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Delirium on January 15, 2009, 11:42:18 PM

That joke is so old, it was done back in the 80s for the Orioles.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: SD67 on January 16, 2009, 12:26:36 AM

Quote from: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 11:13:30 PM

how do u get the pictures of the p-38 lightning on ur name? :angel:

It's a secret :noid

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: sunfan1121 on January 16, 2009, 03:56:22 AM

old

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Kermit de frog on January 16, 2009, 04:17:14 AM

old!

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 16, 2009, 05:32:38 AM

Quote from: Delirium on January 15, 2009, 11:42:18 PM

That joke is so old, it was done back in the 80s for the Orioles.

yeah it's an oldie but still a goodie.


ack-ack

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 11:41:56 AM

I like p-38 lightning. it's cool.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Treize69 on January 16, 2009, 11:51:11 AM

The kid should have been given to my poor, hapless Raiders, they have a long and sad history of not being able to beat anybody.  :cry

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Denholm on January 16, 2009, 12:05:04 PM

I believe this year the joke merges perfectly with Detroit.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: soda72 on January 16, 2009, 12:08:56 PM

Get a rope boys...

It's time for a hang'in...


 :furious

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Tango on January 16, 2009, 12:30:05 PM

Quote from: tbm37323 on January 15, 2009, 09:40:06 PM

stupid

Guess your a Cowboys fan.

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: soda72 on January 16, 2009, 12:38:59 PM

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g185/s0da72/hangin.gif)


 :D

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Kermit de frog on January 16, 2009, 01:01:53 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 03:57:50 PM

See Rule #11

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: tbm37323 on January 16, 2009, 03:58:40 PM

See Rules #14, #2

Title: Re: Sad but true
Post by: Banshee7 on January 16, 2009, 04:05:43 PM

Wow...you've trolled almost EVERY thread there is.