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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Flifast on January 16, 2009, 11:29:55 AM
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Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be? Range is not bad either! Flifast
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My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.
She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.
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Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be? Range is not bad either! Flifast
There are different degrees of wife-ack.
1. Wife on cycle - deadly.
2. Pregnant - pretty deadly.
3. Wife in need of loving - damage control.
4. Wife looking for an excuse to argue - very deadly.
5. Wife can't stand the thought of your happiness. 1 shot kill.
6. Wife looking for an excuse for a divorce and will take 50% of your lifes labor, spousal support, custody of children and retirement thus limiting your time to interact with others. VOOOOOLCHED (deadliest).
:furious
I wish you luck my friend.
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Whoa yeah! I got the verbal dressing down along with my miranda rights last night. She had me pilot wounded, engine leaking oil, wings leaking fuel, on fire, and I could not shake her aim. I think I am gonna try an NOE to my computer later tonight when the wife ack is most likely sleeping. Wish me luck...
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My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.
She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Flifast
I'm confused. Is your handle pronounced Fly Fast and in flying fast or is it pronounced Flee Fast as in escaping wife ack? ;)
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Thank God we have the television! Keeps wife busy until bedtime, and then she falls asleep at once she turns off the light. :salute
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HA! My wife ack (and i love her dearly) has to fire a full 2 state distance!
her accuracy is not that good at that range, i just dont pick up the phone (shhh)
We live in different states. :)
zuii
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Mine has gotten good enough with her aim that she waits until I am almost ready to shoot down my adversary and then leans in for a kiss and blocks the screen long enough for the evil con to reverse and shoot me down.
This of course is an acceptable price to pay but she still gets a laugh out of it so I let her think it bothers me. Not to mention the fact that the enemy would have reversed and shot me down in most cases anyway.
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I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.
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I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.
Again not that it would not be worth it but this would get me kill me more than all the enemies combined. :O
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Wife and new baby ack most dangerous thing in game. Seams like when baby ack pops the wife ack gets louder and more intense. very very scary
v1st
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I think its the time of year guys, I usually don't get a lot of wife ack but last night I was on the recieving end of some seriously lethal bursts for about 2 hours and I wasn't even on.
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Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time? :furious
dropping chaff works sometimes
$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$
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:lol :aok :lol
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:lol :aok :lol
looks like someone is enjoying this...
i dont have wife ack, i get mom ack...and dad ack, and brother ack, and people calling ack...
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no wife ack...... only time she bothers me is to let the dog out...
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Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?
:rofl
Right on!
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Sorry Becinhu - meant to quote you on that.
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lol....lucky for me by a twist of fate, she went back to school and they gave her a laptop...sweet !!
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Girlfriend ack can be just as deadly, but sometimes all I need to do is pork her troops and ord.
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Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time? :furious
dropping chaff works sometimes
$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$
:rofl :rofl :rofl
I think that looks like sig material :)
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As MajIssue would say:
"If you ignore wife ack long enough, it will go away."
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surefire anti wife ack is divorce-mine wouldnt speak for about 4 days an then said I want a divorce-fine by me an Ill save a ton of money
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:devil The deadly dreaded wife-ack .... don't wanna tangle with that
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here is the million dollar question though.
Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
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Taught wife ack how to disable mac address / ports on the router to curb kids internet connections when required....
Bad mistake....wife ack figured how how to tell which mac address matches which computer in the "office"...
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Best way is to meet wife Ack head on and fly passively until the fight is out of her. This ensures another day of combat and the landing gear still functions. :P
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here is the million dollar question though.
Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
I would rather have a wife/girlfriend than waste my time playing a game. Been divorced for about 5 years. However, since I don't let's play. When my wife left me my spendable income went up exponentially. She had serious issues. I mean issues of the worst kind.
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here is the million dollar question though.
Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
Hummmmm......I'm thinking.....
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Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?
:rofl
Right on!
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Sorry Becinhu - meant to quote you on that.
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Computer competition? Best cure for that is a cool looking laptop with wireless capability.
EDIT: reminder to self, read whole thread before posting...somebody beat me to this one...
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here is the million dollar question though.
Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
since Im divorced I can say Id rather have hookers than wife/gf ......remember your not paying for the act your paying for them to leave :D
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here is the million dollar question though.
Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
Based on the wording of your question, none at all. :rofl
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My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.
She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
You're wife and mine must be best friends!
All I can say is I can't wait for the next season of American Idol!
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American Idol is on...Wife Ack is down! Game on! Flifast
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Feel sorry for some of you gents....
I'm married with kids and never run into wife ack....
You just gotta put your foot down!!
All you have to do is give them a choice of which addiction they want you to have...
"Sweety, I can be addicted to heroin, cocaine, meth, etc. Or I can be addicted to Aces High....Pick one...." :D
Be sure to include that acking will result in the aforementioned addiction/s and it would be wise for her to make the
correct decision..
Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years..
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example)..
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...
Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...
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American Idol is on...Wife Ack is down! Game on! Flifast
That's what I'm relying on, plus I've been so kind and got the DVR recording "As the world turns" and "Days of our lives" now.
I'll let you guys know how this tactic works.
As a sidenote, anyone got any tips on how to get out her family events such as "My Aunt Gloria has a new couch/car/sofa so we are all going over there on Saturday night" for example?
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Feel sorry for some of you gents....
I'm married with kids and never run into wife ack....
You just gotta put your foot down!!
All you have to do is give them a choice of which addiction they want you to have...
"Sweety, I can be addicted to heroin, cocaine, meth, etc. Or I can be addicted to Aces High....Pick one...." :D
Be sure to include that wife ack will result in the aforementioned addiction/s and it would be wise for her to make the
correct decision..
Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years..
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example)..
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...
Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...
Liar :lol I know you don't talk to your wife like that... especially the crap about numbers :lol Funny though. :)
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Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years..
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example)..
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...
Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...
To all us gents that makes perfect sense, it even includes logical/mathematical proof. It even gives you an option to make a CHOICE based on the given proofs.
The problem though is the same that most of us have, and it is the key reason why most of us gents cannot argue successfully with or against the opposite sex.
That being; MEN HAVE A PERVASIVE NEED TO TO ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE IN ARGUMENTS AND DILEMMAS......WOMEN DO NOT!