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Title: Wife Ack
Post by: Flifast on January 16, 2009, 11:29:55 AM
Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be?  Range is not bad either!  Flifast
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: G0ALY on January 16, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.

She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: SEraider on January 16, 2009, 11:52:56 AM
Is it just me or has HiTech cranked up how lethal wife ack can be?  Range is not bad either!  Flifast

There are different degrees of wife-ack.

1. Wife on cycle - deadly.
2. Pregnant - pretty deadly.
3. Wife in need of loving - damage control.
4. Wife looking for an excuse to argue - very deadly.
5. Wife can't stand the thought of your happiness.  1 shot kill.
6. Wife looking for an excuse for a divorce and will take 50% of your lifes labor, spousal support, custody of children and retirement thus limiting your time to interact with others.  VOOOOOLCHED (deadliest).

 :furious

I wish you luck my friend.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: waystin2 on January 16, 2009, 12:10:04 PM
Whoa yeah!  I got the verbal dressing down along with my miranda rights last night.  She had me pilot wounded, engine leaking oil, wings leaking fuel, on fire, and I could not shake her aim.  I think I am gonna try an NOE to my computer later tonight when the wife ack is most likely sleeping.  Wish me luck...
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Getback on January 16, 2009, 12:13:22 PM
My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.

She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: BaldEagl on January 16, 2009, 12:15:35 PM
Flifast

I'm confused.  Is your handle pronounced Fly Fast and in flying fast or is it pronounced Flee Fast as in escaping wife ack?   ;)
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Bizman on January 16, 2009, 12:17:32 PM
Thank God we have the television! Keeps wife busy until bedtime, and then she falls asleep at once she turns off the light.  :salute
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: zuii on January 16, 2009, 12:32:55 PM
HA! My wife ack (and i love her dearly) has to fire a full 2 state distance!
her accuracy is not that good at that range, i just dont pick up the phone (shhh)

We live in different states. :)


zuii
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: dkff49 on January 16, 2009, 12:39:46 PM
Mine has gotten good enough with her aim that she waits until I am almost ready to shoot down my adversary and then leans in for a kiss and blocks the screen long enough for the evil con to reverse and shoot me down.

This of course is an acceptable price to pay but she still gets a laugh out of it so I let her think it bothers me. Not to mention the fact that the enemy would have reversed and shot me down in most cases anyway.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Impakt on January 16, 2009, 02:58:31 PM
I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: dkff49 on January 16, 2009, 03:15:38 PM
I keep my wife under the desk---I find this relaxes and centers me as I fly.

Again not that it would not be worth it but this would get me kill me more than all the enemies combined.  :O
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: v1st on January 16, 2009, 03:19:51 PM
Wife and new baby ack most dangerous thing in game.   Seams like when baby ack pops the wife ack gets louder and more intense.  very very scary
v1st
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: phatzo on January 16, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
I think its the time of year guys, I usually don't get a lot of wife ack but last night I was on the recieving end of some seriously lethal bursts for about 2 hours and I wasn't even on.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Becinhu on January 16, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time? :furious


dropping chaff works sometimes
$$$    $$$   $$$   $$$   $$$
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: texasmom on January 16, 2009, 07:36:16 PM
  :lol   :aok    :lol
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: MaSonZ on January 16, 2009, 08:43:37 PM
  :lol   :aok    :lol
looks like someone is enjoying this...

i dont have wife ack, i get mom ack...and dad ack, and brother ack, and people calling ack...
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: TOMCAT21 on January 16, 2009, 08:52:05 PM
no wife ack...... only time she bothers me is  to let the dog out...
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Huskee on January 16, 2009, 09:42:23 PM
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?

 :rofl
Right on!
<S>
Sorry Becinhu - meant to quote you on that.
<S>
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: TOMCAT21 on January 16, 2009, 09:44:50 PM
 lol....lucky for me by a twist of fate, she went  back to school and they gave her a laptop...sweet !!
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Nightshift82 on January 16, 2009, 10:13:16 PM
Girlfriend ack can be just as deadly, but sometimes all I need to do is pork her troops and ord.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Allen Rune on January 16, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time? :furious


dropping chaff works sometimes
$$$    $$$   $$$   $$$   $$$

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

I think that looks like sig material :)
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: toonces3 on January 17, 2009, 01:03:13 AM
As MajIssue would say:

"If you ignore wife ack long enough, it will go away."
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: skullman on January 17, 2009, 02:43:32 AM
surefire anti wife ack is divorce-mine wouldnt speak for about 4 days an then said I want a divorce-fine by me an Ill save a ton of money
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: AApache on January 17, 2009, 08:06:22 AM
 :devil      The deadly dreaded wife-ack .... don't wanna tangle with that
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Bruv119 on January 17, 2009, 08:51:59 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Heater on January 17, 2009, 09:00:35 AM
Taught wife ack how to disable mac address / ports on the router to curb kids internet connections when required....

Bad mistake....wife ack figured how how to tell which mac address matches which computer in the "office"...
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: PhantomBarron on January 17, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
Best way is to meet wife Ack head on and fly passively until the fight is out of her. This ensures another day of combat and the landing gear still functions.  :P
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: A8TOOL on January 17, 2009, 03:20:04 PM
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Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Getback on January 17, 2009, 03:51:21 PM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?

I would rather have a wife/girlfriend than waste my time playing a game. Been divorced for about 5 years. However, since I don't let's play. When my wife left me my spendable income went up exponentially. She had serious issues. I mean issues of the worst kind.
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Mace2004 on January 18, 2009, 09:52:58 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?
Hummmmm......I'm thinking.....
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Simaril on January 18, 2009, 09:56:02 AM
Some of the worst wife-ack is the "why don't you come out of your cave and spend some time with the family!". When you decide to comply she quickly reverses, ho's you and gets on the computer herself and logging onto cnn or the weather channel or her hometown news paper (which is an entire county in BFE) for 3 or 4 hours. Honestly what the heck is on the weather channels website that can absorb more than 15 seconds of your time?

 :rofl
Right on!
<S>
Sorry Becinhu - meant to quote you on that.
<S>




Computer competition? Best cure for that is a cool looking laptop with wireless capability.



EDIT: reminder to self, read whole thread before posting...somebody beat me to this one...
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Gwjr2 on January 19, 2009, 01:07:24 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?


since Im divorced I can say Id rather have hookers than wife/gf ......remember your not paying for the act your paying for them to leave  :D
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: drdeathx on January 19, 2009, 01:22:36 AM
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Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: SEraider on January 19, 2009, 11:33:53 AM
here is the million dollar question though.

Would you prefer to have wife/gf ack or none at all?

Based on the wording of your question, none at all.  :rofl
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Obie303 on January 19, 2009, 01:37:56 PM
My spouse graduated from ‘wife-ack’ and took it to the next level…. ‘Wife spawn-camping’.

She now sits on the desk directly in front of the monitor… ensuring my undivided attention. This tour she has more kills than the Knights & Rooks combined.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

You're wife and mine must be best friends!

All I can say is I can't wait for the next season of American Idol!
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Flifast on January 28, 2009, 07:11:39 PM
American Idol is on...Wife Ack is down!  Game on!  Flifast
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Anodizer on January 28, 2009, 07:35:33 PM
Feel sorry for some of you gents....
I'm married with kids and never run into wife ack....
You just gotta put your foot down!!
All you have to do is give them a choice of which addiction they want you to have...
"Sweety, I can be addicted to heroin, cocaine, meth, etc.  Or I can be addicted to Aces High....Pick one...." :D
Be sure to include that acking will result in the aforementioned addiction/s and it would be wise for her to make the
correct decision..

Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years.. 
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example).. 
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...

Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...

Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: iTunes on January 28, 2009, 07:43:34 PM
American Idol is on...Wife Ack is down!  Game on!  Flifast
That's what I'm relying on, plus I've been so kind and got the DVR recording "As the world turns" and "Days of our lives" now.
I'll let you guys know how this tactic works.
As a sidenote, anyone got any tips on how to get out her family events such as "My Aunt Gloria has a new couch/car/sofa so we are all going over there on Saturday night" for example?
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: texasmom on January 28, 2009, 08:14:14 PM
Feel sorry for some of you gents....
I'm married with kids and never run into wife ack....
You just gotta put your foot down!!
All you have to do is give them a choice of which addiction they want you to have...
"Sweety, I can be addicted to heroin, cocaine, meth, etc.  Or I can be addicted to Aces High....Pick one...." :D
Be sure to include that wife ack  will result in the aforementioned addiction/s and it would be wise for her to make the
correct decision..

Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years.. 
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example).. 
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...

Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...

Liar  :lol  I know you don't talk to your wife like that... especially the crap about numbers :lol  Funny though. :)
Title: Re: Wife Ack
Post by: Blue on January 28, 2009, 09:00:09 PM
Quote
Show her the numbers so it clicks (most women don't understand numbers but will appreciate the effort you put forth in showing them proof).
Tell her for a measly 50 cents a day, she can be sure that you'll be home every night after work(tell her she might even get a little action too), never go out on the weekends, and never
spend any money on anything else but a computer upgrade every few years..
Then show her how much it'll cost to be addicted to heroin (for example)..
Don't forget to include the cost of daily habit, rehab, legal problems, relapse, or things like hepatitis...

Now, compare those two things, and your wife should have no trouble understanding which choice to make...


To all us gents that makes perfect sense, it even includes logical/mathematical proof.  It even gives you an option to make a CHOICE based on the given proofs. 

The problem though is the same that most of us have, and it is the key reason why most of us gents cannot argue successfully with or against the opposite sex.

That being; MEN HAVE A PERVASIVE NEED TO TO ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE IN ARGUMENTS AND DILEMMAS......WOMEN DO NOT!