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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Wingnutt on January 19, 2009, 12:30:05 PM
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seems like the Forums are rather rife with .. downishness...(that a word?)
so, Im curious, what are some of the most AMUSING things you have seen in the text buffer..
be them witty, clever, funny or just odd...
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I always enjoy JAXXO's chatter on 200.
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I was heading to a furball and spotted a heavy Jug. He dropped ord and it was on :lol (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/bignasty.jpg)
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(http://pages.suddenlink.net/ja001son/AH2/jarbo.jpg)
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WOOT!
4 kills in P-38L :O
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Had my first PM from a weirdo in MW just yesterday. He was upset because we were talking about him saying how good he was at vulching. He said it takes lots of skill. I told one of the other guys that you have to take into consideration what Squad he is in.
Had my first vox from a dweeb a few days ago. Seems he was upset because I pointed out to others what he was doing. No idea why he was upset, even he didn't deny it.
:rofl
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:rofl :rofl wingnutt
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Priceless wingnut, simply priceless!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Very clever Wingnutt. Start a thread encouraging people to post their best knowing all along you have the trump card. That is hilarious. Well played!
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Very clever Wingnutt. Start a thread encouraging people to post their best knowing all along you have the trump card. That is hilarious. Well played!
well that conversation gave me the idea for the thread, but I was a little hesitant about posting it due to it being a little racy, you know how some people on here are, but I figure its a good example of what I mean by "funny and amusing", but im pretty sure 90% of what is posted will be aimed at belittling someone else kinda stuff, but that's what the Aces High forums are all about anyway.
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Frenchy's answer to someone's "yes, but we need a cause!".
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(http://www.wildandfreed.com/ah/betty-jhern.jpg)
In the area where Aces High intersects with Grand Theft Auto, Betty explains the situation to Jhern.
This is a lesson for us all. Don't be tempted by the silken sheets and the big pillows.
(Sorry this post is not belittling anyone. Hope you enjoy it anyway.)
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Always got a chuckle out of this:
(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4421/wingmanroolzla7.jpg)
wrongway
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I got a kick out of this one.
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5824/ahss50smallta5.png)
Then almost wet myself laughing a few minutes later when I got this.
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2026/ahss52smallnh7.png)
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I got a kick out of this one.
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5824/ahss50smallta5.png)
Then almost wet myself laughing a few minutes later when I got this.
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2026/ahss52smallnh7.png)
:rofl :rofl :aok
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Funny stuff :rofl, keep them coming.
:salute
BigRat
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Had my first PM from a weirdo in MW just yesterday. He was upset because we were talking about him saying how good he was at vulching. He said it takes lots of skill. I told one of the other guys that you have to take into consideration what Squad he is in.
Had my first vox from a dweeb a few days ago. Seems he was upset because I pointed out to others what he was doing. No idea why he was upset, even he didn't deny it.
:rofl
The first time someone tuned me on vox I had no idea what was going on. I hadn't learned that you could put a name in on channel. He moaned about me killing him and whatnot. Funny stuff.
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The first time someone tuned me on vox I had no idea what was going on. I hadn't learned that you could put a name in on channel. He moaned about me killing him and whatnot. Funny stuff.
That's a thing I can't understand yet... people going great lengths explaining how killing them proves the fact that you just suck and doesn't have any skill. How comes they don't see the irony in their own words?
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Just so everyone knows, that's not me in Tec's post. Never heard of the guy. Obviously a tard.
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That's a thing I can't understand yet... people going great lengths explaining how killing them proves the fact that you just suck and doesn't have any skill. How comes they don't see the irony in their own words?
I was new and may or may not have outdweebed him. Either way I don't really tolerate people acting like that. I quickly learned the .squelch command. If only it would be perma-squelch.
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Just so everyone knows, that's not me in Tec's post. Never heard of the guy. Obviously a tard.
Yeah right, you friggen tool.
:D
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If I'm a tool, can I be a hoe? :cool:
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Wrongway lol
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I love killing score-tards milking strats. I got this after I dropped a 1000 .lb bomb on a M3:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/screenshots/ahss14.jpg)
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I could post one I have of BluTiger from over a year ago. Mazz augered 9 kills laughing about it.
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I love killing score-tards milking strats. I got this after I dropped a 1000 .lb bomb on a M3:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/screenshots/ahss14.jpg)
lmao!!!! :aok
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So I do a search on my name and all the results bring me here. Why is that?
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So I do a search on my name and all the results bring me here. Why is that?
they just wanted to see if your avatar would show up. :D
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Maybe this qualifies as funny.....? Bombing missions in the DA. Just took it moments ago
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii226/A8TOOL/ahss15.jpg)
A mission was actually starting to form to do this. Gunners wanted in :rofl
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I'd love to post some of mine, but I really can't record TOOL singing during missions. :lol
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Some like like it when they die; Some don't... :)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/westoaksplaza/Talksmack.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/westoaksplaza/BULL-1.jpg)
If this isn't cool to post, delete mine Skuzz. (I Blurred it)
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I've got a few that I'll post up soon, mainly of DrDeath yelling at me for killing me. :rofl
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(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/twentyfo.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/cheeseeatinghonkey.jpg)
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Just so everyone knows, that's not me in Tec's post. Never heard of the guy. Obviously a tard.
I knew that wasn't you as soon as I saw the screenshot and he is a very amusing tard. That is some funny stuff. :lol
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lmao Steve :lol
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Had my first PM from a weirdo in MW just yesterday. He was upset because we were talking about him saying how good he was at vulching. He said it takes lots of skill. I told one of the other guys that you have to take into consideration what Squad he is in.
Had my first vox from a dweeb a few days ago. Seems he was upset because I pointed out to others what he was doing. No idea why he was upset, even he didn't deny it.
:rofl
it takes almost as much skill as picking. :D
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(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/twentyfo.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/cheeseeatinghonkey.jpg)
the best one yet. :aok :rofl
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I've got a few that I'll post up soon, mainly of DrDeath yelling at me for killing me. :rofl
Speaking of DrDeath I was using the Holy hand grenade of Antioch ( the 5inchers on the cv ) He was just in icon range and in got a kill on him.
Well he private voxed me. Telling me that I was nothing but a gv score padder that just sits in the 5 incher because I cant fly. I told him Score has nothing to do with my Fighter skills. He then proceeded to call me numerous things then told me we could settle it in the DA. I told him I would go anytime after asking him what kind of plane he was lifting in. I think his response was something about me "being a sissy girl" He was so upset i could barely understand him. Anyway he never responded once I said i would go to the DA with him.
S Drdeath most excitement Ive had in the MA in a long time thanks for making my night.
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I felt sad for the CLAIM JUMPERS when they let DrDeath in
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I found this one between my Screenies... that majorgun, new player, went on for a while but I didnt save the screenshots but this one
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3999/ahss5rt9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/ahss5rt9.jpg/1/w1280.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img99/ahss5rt9.jpg/1/)
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I felt sad for the CLAIM JUMPERS when they let DrDeath in
He's already been sacked. Seems Racdogg didn't know about his "rep". I guess my quote on "you think there may be a reason he's been ejected from every major squad in the game?" may have clued him in.
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Anyone have the gunman42 shots of when he said 26+26 = 42? That was a classic.
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He's already been sacked. Seems Racdogg didn't know about his "rep". I guess my quote on "you think there may be a reason he's been ejected from every major squad in the game?" may have clued him in.
I noticed that a few nights ago, he's once again "squadless." I doubt the only squad he'll ever be in is his own.
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The joy of being tuned to the Help Channel:
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5683/ahss739vy3.jpg)
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I think the all time classic is the NathBDP \ Birdo video. Im sure its still floating around somewhere.
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The joy of being tuned to the Help Channel:
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5683/ahss739vy3.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Man i got into an arguement with a noob he was killshooting himsalef on someone and i said that the P38 had tailguns he knew they didnt but i kept at it then somebody PMed me asking if i really knew that the P38 didnt have tailguns is said, "They Do?"
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Anyone have the gunman42 shots of when he said 26+26 = 42? That was a classic.
I swear to god my hard drive is like the interwebz junk drawer.
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3394/gunmanuo8.jpg)
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I think the all time classic is the NathBDP \ Birdo video. Im sure its still floating around somewhere.
I saw that one a while ago I think, on youtube right? I cant remember the name of it but wish I did that was a funny one.
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WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO
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Nath you **** *******
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Snailman LOLOLOL! That one's the best yet
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LOL Dr. Death tuned to me the other day telling me how awesome he was cause his score was so much better than mine and that was..... so cause he killed so many more planes :)
I thought it was cause he was a cheese eating honky.............
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At least he didnt tell you he eats you for breakfast. :confused:
My favorite: A higher faster P51 attacks when I am slow and I slip out from his fire and he dives into gravity to reverse but he cannot turn with me because he is so fast and looping into gravity and I have an easy time staying inside of him and shooting to kill him...
Message: Hacker! No one turns like that!
Or against a P38 when I know he is turning tighter then me I extend when it is obvious he is acquiring my six only to yoyo around and reengage when I have room to do so (eventually I will have the upper hand as his frustration builds):
Message: Dammit grow a pair and fight!
No patience.
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LOL Dr. Death tuned to me the other day telling me how awesome he was cause his score was so much better than mine and that was..... so cause he killed so many more planes :)
I thought it was cause he was a cheese eating honky.............
Heh.. I broke I down for him. I since since my fighter score was hundreds lower than his I surely must be the better fighter pilot. The rant after that comment was comedy gold.:lol
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My brother called me on the phone a few days ago. He asked me how someone could be talking to him that wasnt on range or channel. I laughed a bit and asked, "Did you happen to shoot down DrDeathX?"
He responds, "Holy crap, how'd you know?!? We passed head on and after I saw his guns open up I kicked rudder and waxed him. All of a sudden I hear him talking crap to me and I couldn't figure out how."
I go on to explain that he is a bitter soul with nothing better to do than claim his awesomeness due to his lower rank from milking and gaming the game. I also got to explain how you can type a name in the vox box to talk privately with anyone. And that he needs to record it next time the jerk does it and send it in to HTC.
The more I hear about this guy the worse I imagine his life must be outside of the game. It seems pretty miserable in game to begin with.
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/AHhub/vulch.png)
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OK one of you guys have to have the one where the guys says..."I'm spiderman mother!@#!@R". That was the best of all time. :rofl
POST IT
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OK one of you guys have to have the one where the guys says..."I'm spiderman mother!@#!@R". That was the best of all time. :rofl
POST IT
Ahhh.. that was me... taken in EW:
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/481/fernsehfolgenyq9.png)
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Thank you :aok :rofl
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(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/Enker_photo/Kamori1.png)
Now if you guys can't read it, I would be happy to write out a transcript, and should I white out the guy's name?
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Anyone have the gunman42 shots of when he said 26+26 = 42? That was a classic.
Oh Jeebus, that was a classic. I was laughing so hard that night I think I crashed a few times trying to take off. I wonder whatever happened to gunman26/42, is he still with us?
ack-ack
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(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/Enker_photo/Kamori1.png)
Now if you guys can't read it, I would be happy to write out a transcript, and should I white out the guy's name?
I'm loved!
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This one is from valgals when I shot him down the last time I ran into him.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/valdals.jpg)
and this one was from rawwdogs/Razzz after I shot down his Hurricane IIc in a turn fight. He is convinced I cheat because I am repeatedly able to out turn him by using simple verticle turns to get inside of his flat lufberry turn.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog2.jpg)
And this one just makes me laugh everytime I look at it. A couple of guys think I'm a spy sitting in a SB so it can't fire on a Knit CV that is attacking the base. What made this really funny is that both of these guys were within icon range of me.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss43.jpg)
ack-ack
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and this one was from rawwdogs/Razzz after I shot down his Hurricane IIc in a turn fight. He is convinced I cheat because I am repeatedly able to out turn him by using simple verticle turns to get inside of his flat lufberry turn.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog2.jpg)
ack-ack
I had that same sort of run in with that guy.....killin his spit while flying my jug...then his just like 4 times. He pm'ed me with all SORTS of stuff......I felt like I had made it!!!!!
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I had that same sort of run in with that guy.....killin his spit while flying my jug...then his just like 4 times. He pm'ed me with all SORTS of stuff......I felt like I had made it!!!!!
Yea I know the guy, turns out he's a indirect compliment slut! :mad:
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This one is from valgals when I shot him down the last time I ran into him.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/valdals.jpg)
and this one was from rawwdogs/Razzz after I shot down his Hurricane IIc in a turn fight. He is convinced I cheat because I am repeatedly able to out turn him by using simple verticle turns to get inside of his flat lufberry turn.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog2.jpg)
And this one just makes me laugh everytime I look at it. A couple of guys think I'm a spy sitting in a SB so it can't fire on a Knit CV that is attacking the base. What made this really funny is that both of these guys were within icon range of me.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss43.jpg)
ack-ack
LOL ... that was a good night AKAK ... just prior to that, I wacked him twice in my FM2 while he was in a A6M5, and got a barrage of "cheater" PMs. He just doesn't understand the concept of using vertical angles to get inside his flat turns <shrug>.
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And this one just makes me laugh everytime I look at it. A couple of guys think I'm a spy sitting in a SB so it can't fire on a Knit CV that is attacking the base. What made this really funny is that both of these guys were within icon range of me.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss43.jpg)
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl