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Title: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:23:49 AM: who would it be and what would you teach them?

I would like to adopt SunsFan. I would teach him that the Lakers own the Suns.

:D
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Getback on January 26, 2009, 11:26:23 AM: I only know who I would put up for adoption.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: avionix on January 26, 2009, 11:28:50 AM: Quote from: Getback on January 26, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
I only know who I would put up for adoption.

You would have to pay someone to take that person. :lol
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: BlauK on January 26, 2009, 11:37:17 AM: I'd adopt Mr. Skuzzmeister for the duration of the Finnish AH Spring Meet and teach him how to bathe in real Sauna :devil
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:38:20 AM: Quote from: BlauK on January 26, 2009, 11:37:17 AM
I'd adopt Mr. Skuzzmeister for the duration of the Finnish AH Spring Meet and teach him how to bathe in real Sauna :devil

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 11:40:02 AM: First I would adopt you. Second I'd put you up for euthanasia.

And I'd keep at it. Until the trailer parks were void of Internet trolls.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:43:14 AM: Quote from: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 11:40:02 AM
First I would adopt you. Second I'd put you up for euthanasia.

And I'd keep at it. Until the trailer parks were void of Internet trolls.

So you would be like Abraham (you know from teh Bible)?

But then god would speak to you in the form of Man-Bear-Pig. The creature would have the intentions of telling you not to kill me. Unfortunately, he would never get that message because Al Gore would assassinate him.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 11:50:05 AM: Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods. I would put you up for a mercy drubbing, but its the Doctors who would decide.

My guess is they would put you in your natural habitat, yaknow Carharts and cheap linoleum, give you a cheap Dell, some warm Budweiser, and study you for awhiles. Doctors love to study.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:53:44 AM: Quote from: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 11:50:05 AM
Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods. I would put you up for a mercy drubbing, but its the Doctors who would decide.

My guess is they would put you in your natural habitat, yaknow Carharts and cheap linoleum, give you a cheap Dell, some warm Budweiser, and study you for awhiles. Doctors love to study.

Would you make sure that I was buried in a casket that would be Jonas Brother Themed? And would you also make sure that I have a Girl Talk Album and all the seasons of "The Hills"?
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: texasmom on January 26, 2009, 12:48:52 PM: I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. ;)
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Denholm on January 26, 2009, 01:01:59 PM: Quote from: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 11:50:05 AM
Oh I wouldnt kill you. Thats against the Law, both mans and Gods...
You mean murder. If it were illegal to kill, we wouldn't be in a war nor would you be eating hot dogs at the local ball-parks.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: CAVPFCDD on January 26, 2009, 01:11:08 PM: Quote from: texasmom on January 26, 2009, 12:48:52 PM
I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. ;)

i would do the same, and teach him what his avatar means
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Rich46yo on January 26, 2009, 02:20:17 PM: Quote from: texasmom on January 26, 2009, 12:48:52 PM
I'd adopt 24, and teach him about real music... not that crappy Jonas Brs. stuff. ;)

Yep, Country/Western. Thats "real music" with actual lyrics that make sense and instruments that take skill. Thats what two-foe needs. If we can get him away from Girl Talk he might start talking and acting normal. Or normal'er.

Its Girl Talk thats ruining you dude.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Motherland on January 26, 2009, 02:22:55 PM: I would adopt 24 and give him more computers so he can troll moar.
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Denholm on January 26, 2009, 03:12:57 PM: He only has two hands. ;)
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: druski85 on January 26, 2009, 03:14:46 PM: Quote from: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:43:14 AM
But then god would speak to you in the form of Man-Bear-Pig. The creature would have the intentions of telling you not to kill me. Unfortunately, he would never get that message because Al Gore would assassinate him.

Excelsior! *whooooooo*
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: redman555 on January 26, 2009, 05:28:29 PM: Quote from: TwentyFo on January 26, 2009, 11:23:49 AM
who would it be and what would you teach them?

I would like to adopt SunsFan. I would teach him that the Lakers own the Suns.

:D

hmmmmm, well, either bipolar or ROCKY :D

-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: Tmac7 on January 26, 2009, 05:39:25 PM: I'd Adopt King824 or something hes a squeeker and pretty cool lol. I'd teach him the answer to life :P
Title: Re: If you could adopt one player....
Post by: lunatic1 on January 26, 2009, 05:46:35 PM: some waylon jennings,,,willie nelson,johnny cash--etc :aok