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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: thndregg on February 22, 2009, 10:42:54 AM
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This oughtta be a blast. Let's hear it. ;) (In good taste, though.)
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Here we go...
It was another partying hard and flying Saturday Night with the Pigs, and the subject of munchies came up. From there it was me and Bentnail yakking up the vox about Krispy Kreme Donuts and how you have to time your visit with the Hot Doughnut sign being lit. There were about 15 guys in the mission including us. Well after about 5-6 minutes of us tieing up the vox, a guest said are you two about done talking about hot doughnuts? So from here on out the Pigs Vox Call for vox silence/mission only chatter is "Hot Doughnuts". Some of you may have heard this in a POTW mission.
(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/HotDoughnutsNow.jpg)
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I wouldnt even know where to begin.
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But really you do have to time it so you show up right as the sign goes on.
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Here we were...a bunch of LCA flying high above an enemy horde. Outnumbered maybe two to one, the enemy kept bleeding off their E trying to climb up to us.
We would dive down one or two at a time, BnZ the unfortunate pilot and then climb back up.
Every time we would see an enemy begin to climb up, the VOX filled with nothing more than "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE". Reminded me of "Finding Nemo"
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I won't use his name because he actually got upset about this but...
A squaddie knew I was a doctor and because he was turning 50 yo he had been telling us about the appointment he had set up for a physical...
Finally the day arrived and that evening when I logged on I was greeted with "Hey Mike I had my physical today!"
He told us how the doctor was the nicest guy and how he joked around with him...he made a comment about how he had joked with the doctor about whether or not the doctor was gay...and then made some comment about how hot the doctor's wife was...
I thought "hmmm...i wonder how i would have handled that" but then he proceeded to describe the rectal exam...
He said "Mike I bent over and the doctor inserted one finger...then he inserted the second finger and spread them to check my prostate...it wasn't so bad!"
I said "Hold on....he used TWO fingers????? AND HE SPREAD THEM??? You only use one finger to check a prostate dude????"
AN uncomfortable silence followed by 20+ other BoPs simultaneously laughing and making comments...
Our next mission was titled "two fingers" and he logged....we felt bad but it still comes up on squad nites...
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:rofl :lol
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See Rule #6
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ARCH LOL! I remember that...you said something about it over 200 and I was like..."wtf is he talking about"
edit" tigger29, LCA IS the horde
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Bevis and Butthead with a little Southpark thrown in over range
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I won't use his name because he actually got upset about this but...
A squaddie knew I was a doctor and because he was turning 50 yo he had been telling us about the appointment he had set up for a physical...
Finally the day arrived and that evening when I logged on I was greeted with "Hey Mike I had my physical today!"
He told us how the doctor was the nicest guy and how he joked around with him...he made a comment about how he had joked with the doctor about whether or not the doctor was gay...and then made some comment about how hot the doctor's wife was...
I thought "hmmm...i wonder how i would have handled that" but then he proceeded to describe the rectal exam...
He said "Mike I bent over and the doctor inserted one finger...then he inserted the second finger and spread them to check my prostate...it wasn't so bad!"
I said "Hold on....he used TWO fingers????? AND HE SPREAD THEM??? You only use one finger to check a prostate dude????"
AN uncomfortable silence followed by 20+ other BoPs simultaneously laughing and making comments...
Our next mission was titled "two fingers" and he logged....we felt bad but it still comes up on squad nites...
this has got to be the best story hands down.
a lesson with this is don't joke about your doctor's wife. :rofl
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See Rule #6
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Well idk but ive heard a few from old men
I was on a HQ mission with the guys on bishops and as luck would have it birddog and a Pom were on the mission channel (cant remember his name) any way we were talking about how the hell we were gonna go NOE through the radar gaps and then the Pom came on and said "imagine the dar ring as a pair of perked Bo**s" and it went from there.
And the other one was from Midevil2 on a P51 Mission when i made the comment "they are gonna be pssed"
Midevil replied with " No one gets pssed on this game ...unless they are brits and its friday" then the conversation skewed from there into Porn and eventually into KFC
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Our fearless leader got shot by BrwnChkn... the whole squd broke out in tearful laughter when he said something to the effect of 'how in the **** does a chicken make that shot? A brown chicken at that!' :rofl
We still laugh about that night. (http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq197/Chalenge08/costumed-smiley-011.gif)
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ARCH LOL! I remember that...you said something about it over 200 and I was like..."wtf is he talking about"
Hahahaha. I'd had a good run that night so I probably wasn't making much sense. :aok
I'll have to buy it and report back to you all on the quality of Blu Ray pornography.
(http://pages.suddenlink.net/ja001son/AH2/jarbo.jpg)
:huh Whaaaaaaa?
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Here we go...
It was another partying hard and flying Saturday Night with the Pigs, and the subject of munchies came up. From there it was me and Bentnail yakking up the vox about Krispy Kreme Donuts and how you have to time your visit with the Hot Doughnut sign being lit. There were about 15 guys in the mission including us. Well after about 5-6 minutes of us tieing up the vox, a guest said are you two about done talking about hot doughnuts? So from here on out the Pigs Vox Call for vox silence/mission only chatter is "Hot Doughnuts". Some of you may have heard this in a POTW mission.
(http://laist.com/attachments/lindsayrebecca/HotDoughnutsNow.jpg)
If you release anymore secrets about our munchy conversations Im booting you from the sqaud :D
Hey Way, I got chimmychangas and doritos, with a monster on the side :aok
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See Rule #6