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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Vruth on October 14, 2001, 11:17:00 AM
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Anyone know any good bribes to give an ex-wife who ummm... may be holding a computer hostage?
Just curious :rolleyes:
V.
[ 10-14-2001: Message edited by: Vruth ]
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This belongs in the O'Club, but here goes
1. Tell her that if she wants an electric/electonric gizmo, you will give her one that a woman might actually use, comes in various colors and even looks cute :rolleyes:
Not the first thought you sickos : An apple computer.
2. Tell her she can take a once used 230 grain .45 XTP bullet in trade.
3. Tell her the computer has a virus and she shold not touch it to avoid getting the virus herself. Tell here you will send over a HazMat team to pick it up.
Good Luck :D