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Title: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bustr on March 02, 2009, 05:17:17 AM
The title of this thread is probably getting people ready to break out the lawn chairs and beer. Sorry, but this time it's for a good purpose.

To all newer players,

If the Muppets are playing from your country, move to where they are furballing and follow them around. Watch how they work a furball, and follow them through the fray. Keep upping with them back to the furball so you can watch and follow them into the fight. A picture is worth a thousand words. Eventually when they are in other countries, find the furball they are flying in against your country and "FIGHT" them. These two actions will be some of the best educational ACM experiences you can get in the game after you leave the training arena. If you keep to a minimum with VOX com to them, they will stay in the furball and not leave. They don't like to use VOX much.

Tonight the Muppets were flying Knights LW-Orange furballing 126 to 127. As I was flying with them in the furball it was obvious they are very good at everything they did. They worked well individualy, as pairs, and as a group. Steve gave everyone 6 calls and let players on VOX know what was coming up on them. Unlike the ch200 Muppet bantor, there was only positive communication to any countryman near them. I wish some players would get a clue from them. As your advisary, turn off ch200 if you get misty eye'd over chick flicks....... :cry

On a lighter side tonight, I did fly over a hoard of Muppets chasing ONE red con. Heck, nobody is perfict.  :D

Look up the Pigs on the Wing for a good brawl too........... :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: crazyivan on March 02, 2009, 05:40:43 AM
And  you thought I was ankle  humpin SCotch . :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: LCCajun on March 02, 2009, 06:42:12 AM
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Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: uptown on March 02, 2009, 06:57:49 AM
Muppets? Haven't heard of them before. Are they a new squad from the DA like those TSM guys?............................. ............................. ............................. ....... :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bruv119 on March 02, 2009, 07:23:26 AM
SR better order some more ankle humper repellant.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 02, 2009, 10:24:12 AM
They don't like to use VOX much.

Not entirely true.

Range Vox:  "..." 

Squad Vox:  "(edited for content)"

Nice flying with you last night, bustr.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Banshee7 on March 02, 2009, 10:28:06 AM
They don't like to use VOX much.

Are we talking about the same Muppets  :huh



LOL Mazz......I didnt even read your reply until after I posted  :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Xargos on March 02, 2009, 10:33:20 AM
Scot12b can get pretty colorful on squad vox. :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: skribetm on March 02, 2009, 10:48:05 AM
weren't they on sesame street too!?
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Xargos on March 02, 2009, 10:59:41 AM
weren't they on sesame street too!?

Yes, but we all got drunk and burned the set down.  Right now we're looking for a new street to party on...where do you live again?
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: stodd on March 02, 2009, 11:04:21 AM
They smell funny.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: NHattila on March 02, 2009, 11:08:50 AM
Scot12b can get pretty colorful on squad vox. :lol

I would say he can be pretty colorful on range too, not that I mind. He has a very good imagination when it comes to describing the twit that just HO'd him.


-Attilla
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Shuffler on March 02, 2009, 11:21:21 AM
I like the little green one with the oval head.  :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: evenhaim on March 02, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
we eat babies.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: skribetm on March 02, 2009, 11:34:25 AM
muppets are great to fly with, and would be good to follow advice on post #1. makes me feel safe when m00t is around even if were outnumbered 20:1. however, next thing i know he shoots me down(on another map area, fighting another country). i ask him "werent you bish a few minutes back?" (and in fact was in that furball with me)

he replied: "just trimming down the horde."

again, great guy!

 :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Chalenge on March 02, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
Pied pipers call for a horde to follow them and then feed off the hordes?  :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: moot on March 02, 2009, 12:30:01 PM
muppets are great to fly with, and would be good to follow advice on post #1. makes me feel safe when m00t is around even if were outnumbered 20:1. however, next thing i know he shoots me down(on another map area, fighting another country). i ask him "werent you bish a few minutes back?" (and in fact was in that furball with me)

he replied: "just trimming down the horde."

again, great guy!

 :salute
As long as I'm not totally po'd from a crappy day, every now and then..
Good fights.. <S>
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bongaroo on March 02, 2009, 12:34:09 PM
Muppets? Haven't heard of them before. Are they a new squad from the DA like those TSM guys?............................. ............................. ............................. ....... :D

Awwww I've got an ankle humper of my very own too now!  Isn't that special.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: VonMessa on March 02, 2009, 02:55:41 PM
Yes, but we all got drunk and burned the set down.  Right now we're looking for a new street to party on...where do you live again?

Beat me to it.  :lol

I wanted to add that it's even better late evening, on a weekend when they are well lubricated.  They seem to be even better, then.  :rofl


<S> Muppets

Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bosco123 on March 02, 2009, 03:46:04 PM
we eat babies.

Were you been Freez? Good to see you again back on the BBs :).

I always like Bip's diffrent voices on vox, he can be funny when he's drunk.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Scotch on March 02, 2009, 03:47:34 PM
Were you been Freez? Good to see you again back on the BBs :).

Doing armed patrols in the West Bank.  :mad:
He installed AH on a laptop last night and managed to get 0-3FPS, so now we're calling him 'Slideshow'.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Tec on March 02, 2009, 04:05:33 PM
we eat babies.

What can I say, they're just so young and tender.... like veal, but better.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Kermit de frog on March 02, 2009, 04:20:24 PM
we eat babies.

(http://www.mytowne.com/Images/joke-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: uptown on March 02, 2009, 06:11:09 PM
Awwww I've got an ankle humper of my very own too now!  Isn't that special.
:lol don't flattler yourself. But your shaven legs do look cute. :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bongaroo on March 02, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
:lol don't flattler yourself. But your shaven legs do look cute. :D

Well quit humping it then...  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 02, 2009, 11:11:01 PM
And  you thought I was ankle  humpin SCotch . :aok
Bustr aint ankle humping, grandpa has been playing this game since before dirt, show some freakin respect. Hells Angels my new target for talking crap, nobody messes with grandpa.  :furious Muppets are fun to fly with, I dont know about some of the newer members though :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bucky73 on March 02, 2009, 11:41:42 PM
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Hells Angels my new target for talking crap, nobody messes with grandpa.


From a NON-playing member of the HA's I have to tell you that I'm sure you scared em all. :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2009, 11:57:03 PM
Ya Bustr, was a good time last night, thanks for the fun.  :)
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 02, 2009, 11:58:38 PM

From a NON-playing member of the HA's I have to tell you that I'm sure you scared em all. :rofl :aok
Take your non playin arse to another furom then A-hole i cant kill you unless your in game :D btw im really only jokin
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bear76 on March 03, 2009, 01:02:42 AM

From a NON-playing member of the HA's I have to tell you that I'm sure you scared em all. :rofl :aok
Yes, I peed myself :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bustr on March 03, 2009, 03:45:38 AM
Junky just finished basic and other training. He's been posted to Korea. He plays from Kimchee central on a laptop when he can. He still kicks arse with that kind of lag. After so many years I wish I was half as good as he is with the lag.  :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 04:19:11 AM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: grizz441 on March 03, 2009, 04:49:28 AM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok

  :furious
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Scotch on March 03, 2009, 05:44:55 AM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok

Funny, I seem to remember cleaning your clock in all of our semi recent engagements. MA and DA.
I'll be on tomorrow night, troll.  :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 03, 2009, 06:16:30 AM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok
i lol'd (http://rapidshare.com/files/204779082/Batfink_1_v_1_MA.ahf.html/)
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: captain1ma on March 03, 2009, 08:54:43 AM
the muppets are a great bunch of guys and continue to be a shining example of what this game is all about!!  :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bucky73 on March 03, 2009, 09:02:28 AM
I know Junky

Just playin along :aok :rofl
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: waystin2 on March 03, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
the muppets are a great bunch of guys and continue to be a shining example of what this game is all about!!  :salute

Hello Captain,

If you are talking about flying ability and squad tactics I wholeheartedly agree.  Anything outside of that and you are way off base.

Have a great day,

Way
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 09:37:18 AM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok
U shure? 






 :noid






 :devil



Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 09:38:45 AM
Hello Captain,

If you are talking about flying ability and squad tactics I wholeheartedly agree.  Anything outside of that and you are way off base.

Have a great day,

Way
U  need
to

.....get a


clue....


I hope your day sucks,


SkyRock :aok

 :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2009, 10:04:25 AM
Hello Captain,

If you are talking about flying ability and squad tactics I wholeheartedly agree.  Anything outside of that and you are way off base.

Have a great day,

Way


hmmm
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 01:52:22 PM
 :rofl at scotch and sunsfan.

If you want humiliating come find me in the DA tonight.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Banshee7 on March 03, 2009, 02:00:36 PM
batfink...that was some great bait sir...you almost snatched the whole squad
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
nah, most of them are too old to care what i say :D

got some little minnows though
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Banshee7 on March 03, 2009, 02:11:48 PM
true that sir  :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2009, 02:15:06 PM
batfink...that was some great bait sir...you almost snatched the whole squad


uhhh no
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: evenhaim on March 03, 2009, 02:15:27 PM
 :noid batfink quah :noid
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: shreck on March 03, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
the muppets are a great bunch of guys and continue to be a shining example of what this game is all about!!  :salute


 :rofl :rofl :rofl  :huh  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Banshee7 on March 03, 2009, 02:17:58 PM

uhhh no

but he did get Scotch and Sunfan!!!!!


P.S.  I still love you Steve

Love,

7


 :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
the funniest point being that truly i was not joking....
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2009, 02:23:15 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl  :huh  :rofl :rofl :rofl


Shreck, are you taking things too seriously again? Find your sense of humor, I know you have a good one.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Scotch on March 03, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 02:33:34 PM
the funniest point being that truly i was not joking....

what did you say again? 
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 02:37:41 PM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: evenhaim on March 03, 2009, 02:39:55 PM
oh snap no he didnt!
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Scotch on March 03, 2009, 02:40:43 PM
Yep that's the conversation.

I'll be on later. You can own this boy.  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 03, 2009, 02:44:34 PM
you muppets have been left alone for far too long to breed this sense of invulnerability.. Its time to start killing you all with no mercy.

Or to go outside, maybe.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Scotch on March 03, 2009, 02:46:28 PM
 :rofl

I'm going surfing. Bye Bat. Schweeety
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: moot on March 03, 2009, 02:46:50 PM
Why don't you guys take this to PMs?
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I stand by my words, you muppets have been left alone for far too long to breed this sense of invulnerability.. Its time to start killing you all with no mercy.
If anything, what we have is a sense of boredom with the challenge in the game.  No one will even duel us as a squad. Not (SHawk's squad, forgot its name), not the pigs, not the Jokers, not anyone. Bo-ring.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: evenhaim on March 03, 2009, 02:52:00 PM
Why don't you guys take this to PMs?
X2
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 02:55:06 PM
Or to go outside, maybe.


O Rly?


(http://www.freeroleentertainment.com/cliffs8.jpg)

(http://www.freeroleentertainment.com/RHood.JPG)

(http://www.freeroleentertainment.com/beauty_beast.JPG)



Why don't you guys take this to PMs?If anything, what we have is a sense of boredom with the challenge in the game.  No one will even duel us as a squad. Not (SHawk's squad, forgot its name), not the pigs, not the Jokers, not anyone. Bo-ring.


moot, maybe you (as a squad, not an individual) should stop telling everyone else how much they suck, how they ruin the game, how when they attack sctoch 3 on 1 they are pathetic....even though he is happy to gloat about winning a situation that he is complaining about.  I have owned a horde with the best of them, and everytime i have made a point that it was just my turn in the blender and luckily i made it out. I did not come and say how useless the enemy was and how much i like to laugh at their efforts. Its a subtle difference, and obviously one that leaves some people thinking the polite guys are less competent than they make out.
 Take it to PM? i tried, and scotch brought it back in here.

Im not unhappy or stressed out here, no need to carry on this thread unless you keep asking me back in.
S!
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: moot on March 03, 2009, 03:05:58 PM
On the one hand you say you're ready to "own" other players (us in this case), and on the other you denounce Scotch calling out the freaky acm-less mobs for exactly what they are. Sorry but no matter how impolite Scotch's delivery, what he's saying is on target.  Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater if you're going to criticize him for his wrongs.
What Steve said in his thread was accurate as well. He gave up Scotch for dead, then came back and took out the nearest threat to Scotch, and comically enough that guy rants at Steve for being a picker. 

The hording and ganging is not defendable. I say as much on range when I see friendlies doing it.. As politely and concisely as possible, even though there's prolly no chance not to sound like it's lecturing. It's still true.  I fly by people having 1:1s and 2:1s all the time.  They look like they're having a good fight.. I don't interfere.  I'll try and hover at an obviously non-threat distance, e.g. 4K or so, and watch the fight go on with the zoom.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 03:15:37 PM
On the one hand you say you're ready to "own" other players (us in this case), and on the other you denounce Scotch calling out the freaky acm-less mobs for exactly what they are. Sorry but no matter how impolite Scotch's delivery, what he's saying is on target.  Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater if you're going to criticize him for his wrongs.
What Steve said in his thread was accurate as well. He gave up Scotch for dead, then came back and took out the nearest threat to Scotch, and comically enough that guy rants at Steve for being a picker.  [/b]

That is rubbish. Me saying i will own you is clearly a challenge in our community, is it not? I say this because it is a laguange that you (plural, again) understand as a squad of duelers who learn and practice ACMs.
 I did not say anyone had no skill, i merely pointed out that i think i have more, and would like a chance to find out. That is very different to calling out joe public who just flies the MA to wind down and have fun at the weekend.


Quote

The hording and ganging is not defendable. I say as much on range when I see friendlies doing it.. As politely and concisely as possible, even though there's prolly no chance not to sound like it's lecturing. It's still true.

This is utter rubbish aswell Moot, im sorry to have to be so blunt to you. Ganging and hording is the POINT of the MA today. It is not 1999 AH1 beta any more. EVERYBODY does it. If you are telling me the muppets dont fly as a squad and cover each others tails then what is the point of you even flying together in the MA?

THE MA IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL DUELING ARENA. GO TO THE RIGHT PLACE AND STOP RANTING AT FREIDNLY PAYING CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FLYING HOW YOU WANT THEM TO.

ok thanks did i say that loud enough

 :noid
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 03:22:29 PM
That's mighty big talk bat.....sure you can back it up?   :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: evenhaim on March 03, 2009, 03:30:31 PM
lets let this die
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
You want the muppets to have a meltdown? Why not look at why the community seems to be on your back right.....? It stems from the attitudes you have developed collectively in the last year or so. One muppet can brand the whole group in one misplaced ch200 rant. If you all stopped with this ACMs God Squad complex and started showing a little more respect to the average player this aggro would all be history.
But then what do I know, it's not like I've ever been right about anything else before.

Salute, im out, Ive said my piece. Hope i dont get banned again. When i first posted it was with a cheeky grin and it's still there now  :D take what i say for what you like.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 03:36:44 PM
You want the muppets to have a meltdown? Why not look at why the community seems to be on your back right.....? It stems from the attitudes you have developed collectively in the last year or so. One muppet can brand the whole group in one misplaced ch200 rant. If you all stopped with this ACMs God Squad complex and started showing a little more respect to the average player this aggro would all be history.
But then what do I know, it's not like I've ever been right about anything else before.

Salute, im out, Ive said my piece. Hope i dont get banned again. When i first posted it was with a cheeky grin and it's still there now  :D take what i say for what you like.
There are no Muppet meltdowns....we treat those that deserve it, with respect....the community is not on our back...we have no ACM God Squad complex.... damn bat, did you type anything of truth in that last statement?

You didn't answer my question either....you sure you can beat any Muppet 10-0?  Positive?

 :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: moot on March 03, 2009, 03:39:44 PM
That is rubbish. Me saying i will own you is clearly a challenge in our community, is it not? I say this because it is a laguange that you (plural, again) understand as a squad of duelers who learn and practice ACMs.
 I did not say anyone had no skill, i merely pointed out that i think i have more, and would like a chance to find out. That is very different to calling out joe public who just flies the MA to wind down and have fun at the weekend.


This is utter rubbish aswell Moot, im sorry to have to be so blunt to you. Ganging and hording is the POINT of the MA today. It is not 1999 AH1 beta any more. EVERYBODY does it. If you are telling me the muppets dont fly as a squad and cover each others tails then what is the point of you even flying together in the MA?

THE MA IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL DUELING ARENA. GO TO THE RIGHT PLACE AND STOP RANTING AT FREIDNLY PAYING CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FLYING HOW YOU WANT THEM TO.

ok thanks did i say that loud enough

 :noid
Right.. So when I go to the racetrack and see someone doing it all wrong.. Leaving the lugnuts on his wheels not tightened, not putting his helmet on safely, totally frying his tires with excessive corrections and ham handed control at the wheel and pedals.. When someone does something totally wrong, I just sit back and say, he doesn't warrant being told better.  I wouldn't dare "be so blunt" as to say a number of things that, boiled down, all amount to "you have no skill". [/sarcasm]  Of course it's no help to say that poor bloke has no skill, but it's the truth, and it's kind of hard to imagine someone with his head on his shoulders being offended at being told so, when it's the truth, in a cartoon game.

Now.. Some guys have been saying it pretty rudely. There's no fine line between smack and blowing steam and frank ranting. Not over the net where you can say something completely benign and have someone or some people fifty trillion electrons away take it like some enormous insult and get their panties in a knot over it.. So you have to tread lightly, unless you have a knack for reading people and oration (or rather writing in AH). I'm not defending the over the top rants.  But they're accurate if you boil them down to their factual basis.

And well.. I guess we'll just agree to disagree.  Ganging and hording is utter crap, it's steaming hot rat poop.  There's no defending clobbering a con 4:1 when there's unengaged cons right there within icon range.  That's absolute nonsense.  What is the difference between that red guy and the other red guy a little further?  This path of least resistance crap is no good for the game.. Period.  Whether it's been here for 2 weeks or decades doesn't change that.

Whether I point it out in the game in a friendly manner (and I do) isn't tantamount to pretending I own the arena.  Not anymore than it's pretending I own some guy's 15$ when I walk him thru what he's doing wrong, or pretending I'm an official staffer when I tune to channel 6 and answer questions.

Last point.. The muppets flying as a squad doing this or that.. It doesn't matter what it is we do. Cura te ipsum.. We'll "fly how we want to", not "how you want us to".  If you think there's something wrong with what we do though, feel free to point out by premise and argument how that is. If it makes sense there's no reason we won't give it due credit.
We certainly don't gang, though. Not unless you consider out of context situations like when we end up killing the 5 bandits we initially engaged as a 5:5 that turns into a 4:1 at the end-game.  It's now an unsaid golden rule that everyone knows as second nature, that you don't barge into a squaddie's fight.  Unless your name is Steve and being a love muffin that way is somehow still hilarious and in good nature.

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One muppet can brand the whole group in one misplaced ch200 rant. If you all stopped with this ACMs God Squad complex and started showing a little more respect to the average
And that's false. No one is responsible for what someone else says or does.  This is just flawed.  The only exception to this sort of thing is being in the DFC.  I suppose now I am supposed to be completely flawless because I wear a dfc hat.  I think that's totally unfair but I'm willing to do it.
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player this aggro would all be history.
You know what.. If I'm not even saying anything rude to someone in the game... if just shooting someone down repeatedly will make him want to get better and give us a good fight (nevermind the fact that he/she'll get even more kick out of the game thanks to it), then I'm all for "Aggro".   Bring it on.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2009, 03:43:45 PM
 It's now an unsaid golden rule that everyone knows as second nature, that you don't barge into a squaddie's fight.  Unless your name is Steve and being a love muffin that way is somehow still hilarious and in good nature.
:rofl

Sunsfan!
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 03, 2009, 03:59:11 PM
Ganging and hording is the POINT of the MA.

This is almost sig material.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bustr on March 03, 2009, 05:49:58 PM
Gents,

When I started this thread it was only to help Newbies by identifying a learning resourse. It was not to agree with the Muppets or sling stinkies at them. Some Newbies will not goto the TA nor will they ever hook up with a trainer. But they will expend the energy to follow around players like the Muppets if it means they might be safe, can sneek a vulch and learn something by watching. Then a few might get inspired and become good fights. Our egos are not going to help us develop new talent.

Mr. Meaty started a perfictly good EGO poo slinging thread for trashing the Muppets.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,259776.0.html
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
U  need
to

.....get a


clue....


I hope your day sucks,


SkyRock :aok

 :devil
Might of been the part Waystin was talking about, I hope this is only acting from an actor because from a man its immature. :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 06:03:12 PM
Bat,
Dont listen to M00t he is on some type of power trip just like the so called "Armchair Generals" but in his own way, just ignore him :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 03, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
Bat,
Dont listen to M00t he is on some type of power trip just like the so called "Armchair Generals" but in his own way, just ignore him :salute
LMAO moot a aimchair general  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: xNOVAx on March 03, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
Muppets all easy to kill in the DA. I admit as a horde they do quite well in the MA :aok

Last time "I" (NOVA) was in the DA we had some pretty even matches, and I believe I shot you down more than you shot me down.. Still feel like calling us all easy kills?
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: shreck on March 03, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl left foot forward, right foot forward, move head out of the way, left foot forward, right foot forward, move head out of the way, left foot forward, right foot forward,  :lol   :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Banshee7 on March 03, 2009, 06:26:57 PM
Still feel like calling us all easy kills?

To me you are  :D    Just kidding guys


Once again I find myself stuck between a rock and a hard place, so I'm staying out of it.  I enjoy flying ith AoM, POTW, 71st...heck all of you guys.  And I couldn't care any less if one squad had more skill than the other...it's all about attitude
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 06:28:32 PM
LMAO moot a aimchair general  :lol :lol
not calling him that, saying hes acting like one in his own way :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 03, 2009, 07:45:03 PM
not calling him that, saying hes acting like one in his own way :salute

We're all playing in armchairs.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: BiPoLaR on March 03, 2009, 08:26:06 PM
Hmm someone's e-testosterone levels are way too high.
You might want to inject yourself with some estrogen.
that way youll be back to your womanly self :P  :noid :noid
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 08:40:33 PM
We're all playing in armchairs.
not me i have to play on a bunk bed :D :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 08:41:51 PM
Hmm someone's e-testosterone levels are way too high.
You might want to inject yourself with some estrogen.
that way youll be back to your womanly self :P  :noid :noid
whos? :huh
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: mechanic on March 03, 2009, 08:55:53 PM
They mean me. Scotch hit me with this the other day also. They are under the impression that any male who is not egotistical and self centered, and also manages to be thoughtfull on a deeper level must either be gay or secretly want to be a woman.  Wrong though, I am a warrior poet of the clan Cameron. I will talk about the moral implications of what i'm doing from an unbiased standpoint while i cut your throat.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: JunkyII on March 03, 2009, 08:58:39 PM
They mean me. Scotch hit me with this the other day also. They are under the impression that any male who is not egotistical and self centered, and also manages to be thoughtfull on a deeper level must either be gay or secretly want to be a woman.  Wrong though, I am a warrior poet of the clan Cameron. I will talk about the moral implications of what i'm doing from an unbiased standpoint while i cut your throat.
WOW, you dont come off as gay bat or femalish, is that your wif or girlfriend in the other pic?
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: bongaroo on March 03, 2009, 09:23:49 PM
I will talk about the moral implications of what i'm doing from an unbiased standpoint while i cut your throat.

 :huh

unbiased you say?
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: SkyRock on March 03, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
They mean me. Scotch hit me with this the other day also. They are under the impression that any male who is not egotistical and self centered, and also manages to be thoughtfull on a deeper level must either be gay or secretly want to be a woman.  Wrong though, I am a warrior poet of the clan Cameron. I will talk about the moral implications of what i'm doing from an unbiased standpoint while i cut your throat.
whoa    hold on there brother..... :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: BiPoLaR on March 04, 2009, 01:11:56 AM
They mean me. Scotch hit me with this the other day also. They are under the impression that any male who is not egotistical and self centered, and also manages to be thoughtfull on a deeper level must either be gay or secretly want to be a woman.  Wrong though, I am a warrior poet of the clan Cameron. I will talk about the moral implications of what i'm doing from an unbiased standpoint while i cut your throat.
you might want to slow down a bit.
the prozac are on the other table  :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Dadano on March 04, 2009, 01:17:00 AM
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/braverheartfreedom.jpeg)
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Vudak on March 04, 2009, 09:10:52 AM
Why don't you guys take this to PMs?If anything, what we have is a sense of boredom with the challenge in the game.  No one will even duel us as a squad. Not (SHawk's squad, forgot its name), not the pigs, not the Jokers, not anyone. Bo-ring.

Moot, as soon as our match with The Few is up, we'll fight you guys in the SDL :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2009, 09:32:34 AM
Moot, as soon as our match with The Few is up, we'll fight you guys in the SDL :aok

71st and Few should be a great matchup.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bruv119 on March 04, 2009, 09:35:52 AM
would be great if those squads would sign up to the SDL to give us some more potential fights.

The Few will fight you,  also we ain't scared of some furry puppets.

I just think it is best for both of us if you get some matches under your belt so you know what to expect.  We had some issues with another squad and I would hate to see a repeat of that nonsense.   :devil
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: RumbleB on March 04, 2009, 09:44:22 AM
71st and Few should be a great matchup.

It will be lots of fun!  :aok

"We take bases.  We don't fly around in a fighter like a dweeb." -Range Vox, MA Blue 3/3/2009"

 :lol he had some proper ground combat manuevers that one. it would be exciting to tank DA him. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: scot12b on March 04, 2009, 09:56:21 AM
Wow did someone go off their Med`s :noid I don`t recall ever talking crap or saying we  are the God`s of ACM? I think if you ask people about me and 99% of the Muppet's we don`t talk crap well except for Skyrock But ha :t  He is the Mister of propagainder :devil :salute
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Bruv119 on March 04, 2009, 09:57:52 AM
Wow did someone go off their Med`s :noid I don`t recall ever talking crap or saying we  are the God`s of ACM? I think if you ask people about me and 99% of the Muppet's we don`t talk crap well except for Skyrock But ha :t  He is the Mister of propagainder :devil :salute

bip talks quite a bit of crap too  :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: scot12b on March 04, 2009, 09:59:04 AM
bip talks quite a bit of crap too  :D
Your right  :uhoh
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Stang on March 04, 2009, 10:31:27 AM
SkyRock has nothing on lazs though.

 ;)

lazs is the only BK with an official title... public relations officer.

 :D
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
"We take bases.  We don't fly around in a fighter like a dweeb." -Range Vox, MA Blue 3/3/2009"

 :lol he had some proper ground combat manuevers that one. it would be exciting to tank DA him. :rolleyes:

Where you in the area for all 10 minutes of that tirade?  One of my best rants to date.

And that line?  Hell... you just cant make that stuff up.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: RumbleB on March 04, 2009, 12:04:05 PM
Where you in the area for all 10 minutes of that tirade?  One of my best rants to date.

And that line?  Hell... you just cant make that stuff up.

Haha no I promptly left about 2-3 minutes into your  :furious :furious :mad: :mad: !
I was getting scared my plane would explode from the shockwave of your VoX rage if that kilz n hammer guy kept talking back  :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
Haha no I promptly left about 2-3 minutes into your  :furious :furious :mad: :mad: !
I was getting scared my plane would explode from the shockwave of your VoX rage if that kilz n hammer guy kept talking back  :lol

Oh hell, you missed the best part!

At about the 8 minute mark, the "real life" card was played.

I was invited to one of the gentleman's homes to call him a dweeb to his face because he was "6'6", 250lbs and a brown belt in jujitsu."

I about fell off my chair.  It just kept getting better.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: RumbleB on March 04, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
Oh hell, you missed the best part!

At about the 8 minute mark, the "real life" card was played.

I was invited to one of the gentleman's homes to call him a dweeb to his face because he was "6'6", 250lbs and a brown belt in jujitsu."

I about fell off my chair.  It just kept getting better.


 :lol even if he was brown belt in BJJ = Skills in aces high? wow I was not aware of this! Very interesting logic! :rolleyes: :rofl
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: BillyD on March 04, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
" Get the Fuc@in GVS off the field! "  classic  :D :rock
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: stodd on March 04, 2009, 02:17:37 PM
Wow did someone go off their Med`s :noid I don`t recall ever talking crap or saying we  are the God`s of ACM? I think if you ask people about me and 99% of the Muppet's we don`t talk crap well except for Skyrock But ha :t  He is the Mister of propagainder :devil :salute
Are you OK? That is the most I have ever seen you type.

This thread is quite entertaining.
 :aok
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 04, 2009, 02:30:15 PM

This thread is quite entertaining.
 :aok

For sure - but still nowhere near as entertaining as an OxyClean infomercial!
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: stodd on March 04, 2009, 02:33:30 PM
 :rofl True but this thread rates a close second.
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: stodd on March 04, 2009, 06:15:54 PM
For sure - but still nowhere near as entertaining as an OxyClean infomercial!
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww279/stodd602/Billy_Mays2.jpg)? :D (My first picture upolad, woot! thxs m00t and Lusche for help)
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: thrila on March 04, 2009, 06:54:07 PM
I thought sunsfan was angry with me the other day after being awarded a kill on him.  I was really confused why he believed i said i could own him, it had me thinking- maybe I did  say something like that. At first I was sure i didn't but i started to doubt myself.  It wasn't until i hit the ` key, looked at the block of text and realised he was talking to someone else on 200 at the same time. :lol
Title: Re: Advice for Newbies about the Muppets
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 05, 2009, 12:50:06 AM
 :rofl