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Title: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: texasmom on March 09, 2009, 02:42:51 PM

I usually see these little emails for men. Got this one that was kinda cute just for the gals. :) 


IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
• Do you suffer from shyness?
• Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

• Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
• Erotic lustfulness
• Loss of motor control
• Loss of clothing
• Loss of money
• Loss of virginity
• Loss of bladder control
• Attraction to ugly men
• Table dancing
• Headache
• Dehydration
• Dry mouth
• And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
*Margaritas are also available in generic form, known as tequila. Just as effective at only a fraction of the cost.

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: Tordon22 on March 09, 2009, 02:55:34 PM

I now understand Shuffler much better.


-Zap


:)

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: avionix on March 09, 2009, 03:23:41 PM

That is hilarious.    :aok

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: Delirium on March 09, 2009, 04:22:05 PM

Quote from: texasmom on March 09, 2009, 02:42:51 PM

• Erotic lustfulness
• Loss of clothing
• Loss of virginity
• Attraction to ugly men
• Table dancing

Quote from: Tordon22 on March 09, 2009, 02:55:34 PM

I now understand Shuffler much better.

That is a scary thought.  :eek:

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: oakranger on March 09, 2009, 04:55:32 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: crims on March 09, 2009, 10:14:54 PM

How well do you understand him  :eek:    And does Silat know anything about this  :D


Crims

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: JB88 on March 10, 2009, 12:15:07 AM

heh

 :D

Title: Re: for the ladies you know :)
Post by: Shuffler on March 10, 2009, 12:29:19 AM

Ahhhhh the amazing margarita :)