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Title: hey you
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 16, 2009, 10:25:23 PM
TREAD WITH CAUTION MY WAYWARD CARTOON

WARRIOR

YOU'VE FLOWN OFF THE EDGE OF THE MAP

AND HERE THERE BE.............




MUPPETS


message brought to you by "Muppet Early Warning System", keeping you aware of the peril that awaits you in the cartoon airways of Aces High!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Kazaa on March 16, 2009, 10:30:59 PM
Like hai, I'm Kazaa of The Few, you've been warned! :t

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/31/128699404130360076.jpg)
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: LYNX on March 16, 2009, 10:36:46 PM
Like hai, I'm Kazaa of The Few, you've been warned! :t

standard
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Kazaa on March 16, 2009, 10:39:18 PM
standard

Init though!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Tec on March 16, 2009, 11:59:48 PM
This thread sucks.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: RumbleB on March 17, 2009, 01:21:03 AM
Init though!

Proper geezer.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 17, 2009, 02:35:25 AM
This thread sucks.

well if you dont like it you can just go sit in your tank and pout all by yourself!  :cry  :cry  :cry

 :lol
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Tec on March 17, 2009, 03:11:19 AM
Flotsom eats babies.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Dadano on March 17, 2009, 03:21:05 AM
Flotsom eats babies.
LOL
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff33/insurgentalpha/EatBaby.jpg)
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 17, 2009, 03:33:27 AM
How is this freaking start a thread about my own squad every other freaking day any differnt than "oink".

Seriously!

Lame.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Bruv119 on March 17, 2009, 04:22:27 AM
 :lol  murdr

good point.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Bronk on March 17, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
How is this freaking start a thread about my own squad every other freaking day any differnt than "oink".

Seriously!

Lame.
One man's spam is another's self promotion.... or something.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: waystin2 on March 17, 2009, 07:29:01 AM
 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: shreck on March 17, 2009, 08:36:04 AM
  Y A W N  !  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 17, 2009, 11:47:53 AM
OINK!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Becinhu on March 17, 2009, 11:48:11 AM
Baby, the other other white meat.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Kazaa on March 17, 2009, 11:49:55 AM
Woof! :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 17, 2009, 11:58:36 AM
Baby, the other other white meat.

Racist.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: moot on March 17, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Flotsom's been slaving away with some legal stuff and hasn't kept up with the latest muppet/squadcentric mania.  It's lame but you have to take it in context.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Bark0 on March 17, 2009, 01:03:16 PM
 :furious You People gotta understand these guys are orphan remnants of the post Perestroika Soviet secret police apparatus which until 1991 carried out its twisted interpretation of the original well intentioned Marxist-Leninist doctrine vis-a-vis state security which was massively corrupted by Lavrenta Beria in the thirties. Of course, once a mass populace is coerced into this behavior as a permanent condition, a radical didactic dialectic shift such as Glasnost produces guys like these: Das Muppets, whose only alternative in their new lives is the continuation of brutish measures to which their genetic code has been programmed since before the fall of the Romanovs.  :furious


 :noid

j/k

lol
 :salute
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Becinhu on March 17, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
Racist.
Rrrrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttt. I'm the Queen of England also.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Rich46yo on March 17, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
This thread sucks.

Give it time to flesh out some. To early to tell yet.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: grizz441 on March 17, 2009, 01:38:14 PM
How is this freaking start a thread about my own squad every other freaking day any differnt than "oink".

Seriously!

Lame.

First one.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 17, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
:furious You People gotta understand these guys are orphan remnants of the post Perestroika Soviet secret police apparatus which until 1991 carried out its twisted interpretation of the original well intentioned Marxist-Leninist doctrine vis-a-vis state security which was massively corrupted by Lavrenta Beria in the thirties. Of course, once a mass populace is coerced into this behavior as a permanent condition, a radical didactic dialectic shift such as Glasnost produces guys like these: Das Muppets, whose only alternative in their new lives is the continuation of brutish measures to which their genetic code has been programmed since before the fall of the Romanovs.  :furious


 :noid

j/k

lol
 :salute

wish i could close the thread right here!!!!

this is gonna be about the best response it will get!

heavily intellectual in a humerus and extremely appropriate manner!

<SALUTE> sir you made the post worth the posting  :salute

murdr although i always appreciate your input and knowledge in the technical threads......for the purposes of this thread BITE ME!   :devil

this thread was just being funny and anyone who takes it more seriously than that needs their head checked and maybe some pharmaceutical therapy to level out their day.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: RumbleB on March 17, 2009, 02:31:16 PM
Moo!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 17, 2009, 03:53:02 PM
murdr although i always appreciate your input and knowledge in the technical threads......for the purposes of this thread BITE ME!   :devil

this thread was just being funny and anyone who takes it more seriously than that needs their head checked and maybe some pharmaceutical therapy to level out their day.

Had my caffiene kicked in at the time of posting, I would have instead probably mentioned that the starting post was funnier in the first 100 some odd variations of it that have been regularly posted time after time after time after time after time after time time after time after time after time after time after time.....
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Bark0 on March 17, 2009, 04:03:20 PM
Quote
wish i could close the thread right here!!!!

this is gonna be about the best response it will get!

heavily intellectual in a humerus and extremely appropriate manner!

<SALUTE> sir you made the post worth the posting  salute

Yea I have quite the extensive Vocabulary.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Kazaa on March 17, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
Meow! :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 17, 2009, 04:06:28 PM
I thought the correct animal sound was

"It's not easy being green..."
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 17, 2009, 04:34:33 PM
Rrrrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttt. I'm the Queen of England also.

Really?  I enjoyed your visit to Jamestown.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: stodd on March 17, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
Moo!
Meow! :aok

Dare I say it?.....Oink! :D :uhoh
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: crazyivan on March 17, 2009, 10:58:36 PM
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss317/USAFPilot_2009/1236297775998.jpg)
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: DMBEAR on March 17, 2009, 11:03:46 PM
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss317/USAFPilot_2009/1236297775998.jpg)

That shot might not kill him, but it will make him a her.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 02:22:24 AM
How is this freaking start a thread about my own squad every other freaking day any differnt than "oink".

Seriously!

Lame.
I think you are reaching.....I don't remember too many threads about muppets...by muppets...posted in a while....maybe you could post some links, dates, and the likes as to not make yourself look like an envious fool. :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 18, 2009, 04:27:29 AM
I think you are reaching.....I don't remember too many threads about muppets...by muppets...posted in a while....maybe you could post some links, dates, and the likes as to not make yourself look like an envious fool. :aok

Mark, go to hell. <no smile or sarcasm tags>  If there isn't a muppet or muppet personality thread ON THE FRONT PAGE of general discussion constantly, one of you guys will start a silly arse thread, and everyone that even views the forums casually knows it.  My point is that it has gotten old after the first few hundred threads, but by all means carry on.  I had nothing more to say on the subject, but since you asked for the reply, you got it.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 08:27:49 AM
Mark, go to hell. <no smile or sarcasm tags>  If there isn't a muppet or muppet personality thread ON THE FRONT PAGE of general discussion constantly, one of you guys will start a silly arse thread, and everyone that even views the forums casually knows it.  My point is that it has gotten old after the first few hundred threads, but by all means carry on.  I had nothing more to say on the subject, but since you asked for the reply, you got it.

Search Term: "Muppet" (thereby triggering both "Muppets" and "Muppet's")

Search Location:  "General Discussion"

Search Results: 

1.)  "muppets" Posted by MrMeaty, March 2009
2.)  "Advice for Newbies about the Muppets" Posted by bustr, March 2009
3.)  "Music for Killing Muppets" Posted by JunkyII, March 2009
4.)  "BOPS Vs. Muppets Posted by Strip, March 2008
5.)  "Stop Victimizing the Muppets" Posted by BaldEagl, September 2008
6.)  "You Muppets are lucky... Posted by JunkyII, September 2008
7.)  "Those Darn Muppets..." Posted by Skyrock, January 2009
8.)  "Muppets - especially two individuals" Posted by bravak, April 2008
9.)  "<S> Muppets" Posted by Ack-Ack, August 2008
10.)  "Official Apology to Muppets" Posted by bravak, April 2008
11.)  "The Muppets have you" Posted by killnu, March 2007
12.)  "Muppet CHogs" Posted by Citabria, November 2003
13.)  "A Gathering of Muppets: The Preview" Posted by wetrat, February 2005
14.)  "A Gathering of Muppets: Volume 1 (film)" Posted by wetrat, March 2005
15.)  "<S> 13th, Muppets" Posted by Stang, November 2004

So, as far back as the BBS will search, we've got 15 threads with a variation of the word "muppet" in the thread title. 

Of those 15 threads, 5 were actually posted by Muppets.

Of those 5, 2 can be classified as "silly."

As such, I think that, even giving you the benefit of the doubt, youre recollection is off by that stated, less same, plus two.  Since we started out at "a few hundred" thats a fairly significant error.

Disclaimer: I am a casual viewer.   :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 18, 2009, 08:32:38 AM
Why did this discussion need a new thread?

How hungry for attention is this group, exactly?

Oh look another thread for Junky to meet his daily spam quota in.

The oinking is just the icing on the cake.

Pigs spamming? No way..


A few fun quotes...they are talking about potw spamming 200 and the forums. Its not ok if other squads do it but if its the muppets its somehow ok.  :huh
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 08:34:51 AM

A few fun quotes...they are talking about potw spamming 200 and the forums. Its not ok if other squads do it but if its the muppets its somehow ok.  :huh

Youre catching on.



<---- This is where I am.   :aok










<---- This is where you are.   :cry

Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 18, 2009, 08:37:11 AM
Can u even see planet earth from that ivory tower?


Im crying for sure but its from laughter great rebuttal :rofl
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 08:59:42 AM
Can u even see planet earth from that ivory tower?


Im crying for sure but its from laughter great rebuttal :rofl

Awesome.  Now maybe you can lighten up, eh?   :cool:
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 09:25:55 AM
Mark, go to hell. <no smile or sarcasm tags>  If there isn't a muppet or muppet personality thread ON THE FRONT PAGE of general discussion constantly, one of you guys will start a silly arse thread, and everyone that even views the forums casually knows it.  My point is that it has gotten old after the first few hundred threads, but by all means carry on.  I had nothing more to say on the subject, but since you asked for the reply, you got it.
Then be honest, this is the first thread about Muppets, by a Muppet, that I am aware of in the last two months, just trying to keep you honest.  Now, if you don't like Muppet threads....simply skip over them.   :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: moot on March 18, 2009, 09:45:59 AM
There's been more than enough posts about the muppets in the last couple of months to last for years, even if they were in topics unrelated.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 18, 2009, 11:15:35 AM
Just viewing from a cell phone feed I notice those particular search parameters would not find this very thread.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 11:23:57 AM
Just viewing from a cell phone feed I notice those particular search parameters would not find this very thread.

You are correct, sir!  Which is specifically why I wrote what I did:

So, as far back as the BBS will search, we've got 15 threads with a variation of the word "muppet" in the thread title. 

If you like, we can call it three threads since 2003.

The way I figure, searching for the word "Muppet" would net the best control group since, well, thats the name of the squadron.

Should this be unacceptable for purposes of discussion, I must confess that my level of interest, going forward, may prove insufficient to sift through six years of threads, page by page.

In all candor, if you have a problem with Mark, thats fine.  Plenty of people have a problem with me, too.  In both cases, I believe it to be slightly misguided to judge all affiliated individuals with a preconceived notion shaped by the colors displayed on their virtual armband.

I would certainly assume the remainder of 479th wouldn't want me drafting an opinion of the group based upon your post, above.  This, of course, is why I dont.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 18, 2009, 11:30:20 AM
My synoptic diplomatic posting filter does not appear to function correctly prior to 5am.  That's the only thing I have to add :)
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 11:31:56 AM
My synoptic diplomatic posting filter does not appear to function correctly prior to 5am.  That's the only thing I have to add :)

Then you're a step ahead of most.  I don't even think I have one.  ;)
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: moot on March 18, 2009, 11:44:05 AM
His point is that the Army of Muppets squad as a topic of conversation is all over the forum and it's tedious.  Most of it is nothing but meaningless smack talk. We aren't even getting any action from it, which is the only real excuse for smack talk.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 18, 2009, 12:51:03 PM
well well this turned into a completely useless thread didnt it?

when the thought hit me i posted it, just being funny. i actually thought i would get others putting up similar posters regarding their own squads, not the whinny crybaby wha wha tadly crap that seems to be the only way people can respond to Muppets.

i had hoped it wouldnt get serious and would be a thread for the silly self promotion of each of our own squads. but alas i see that most would rather expend their energies on the cheasy trash talking of the Muppets instead. sad, i have more pride in being a Muppet than worries about running my mouth about other squads.

so maybe, just maybe if the only thought that came to you while reading this thread is "how can i poke the Muppets in the eye and take the wind out of their sails" instead of thinking "now what can i say here to promote my squad and boost the image and moral of my squadies" then maybe you need to check your priorities, and then check to see why it is that you dont carry much pride in your own before trying to trash those of us who do.

<SALUTE> to all, great or small, who's hearts are warmed by the companionship and pride they take from their squad mates.

to the rest of you, well why dont you take the Muppets on and start accepting squad duels, maybe if you actually fought us and defeated us in something other than smack talk (not that you manage to do even that very often) then maybe we would have less to say and you would have more to brag about. just a thought  :t
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 18, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
I guess its all muppet backlash. Happens after too much "shameless self promotion".
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 01:39:57 PM
I guess its all muppet backlash. Happens after too much "shameless self promotion".
I don't see all to much Muppet backlash....just a few weenies with a stiffone for Muppet ankle. :aok





 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 18, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
Stuff like that comment above man. The thought that if you have problem with the muppets it must be you envy them. Things like that mixed with the self promotion grate on the nerves.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 18, 2009, 03:49:10 PM
I guess its all muppet backlash. Happens after too much "shameless self promotion".

Well, since we've already covered the difference between reality and one's own misguided perception of it, Ill simply inquire, in a rhetorical fashion mind you, as to the nature of the emotionally scarring experience you must surely have had to recently endure since you've somehow managed to develop such strong, manly opinions after completing your inaugural tour last month.

Congratulations and welcome to Aces High!

If youd like some 1 on 1 instruction, shoot me a PM.   :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Scotch on March 18, 2009, 04:07:05 PM
You're all dumb.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: BiPoLaR on March 18, 2009, 04:09:28 PM
You're all dumb.
And i like turtles!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: xNOVAx on March 18, 2009, 05:16:01 PM
And I'm staying out of this completely..  :aok







wait a tick..  :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: grizz441 on March 18, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
Dumb.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: crims on March 18, 2009, 05:27:56 PM
Is thread about MUPPETS, Does Sesame Street Know they left the door open ......... And how did they get off the MAP?   :confused:




Crims
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 05:31:23 PM
The thought that if you have problem with the muppets it must be you envy them.
Why would you post so much in a thread about Muppets...by a Muppet.....?  Why does it grate your nerves so bad?  These are questions best answered by you, all by your lonesome...because if I answer them, my answers would be the same word....


envy.





SkyRock<----ducks a Kilo, and dashes out of the thread.




 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: B4Buster on March 18, 2009, 05:40:24 PM
who's kilo?

Title: Re: hey you
Post by: stodd on March 18, 2009, 06:46:23 PM
My shade.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Banshee7 on March 18, 2009, 07:56:03 PM
You're all dumb.

I resemble that  :furious
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 08:55:02 PM
My shade.
I envy Billy Mays' selling enthusiasm.











 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 18, 2009, 09:27:34 PM
I envy Billy Mays' selling enthusiasm.

Billy ain't got nothin on Vince "You'll love my nuts" Offer.  'cuase we can't do this all day ya know  :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 18, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
Billy ain't got nothin on Vince "You'll love my nuts" Offer.  'cuase we can't do this all day ya know  :aok

Navah! :furious







 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Murdr on March 18, 2009, 10:22:45 PM
Vince owns --> Billy   :lol
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: TonyJoey on March 18, 2009, 10:24:15 PM
Vince owns --> Billy   :lol

 :rofl

Why does he have to have such a huge mic, you cant even see his face.  :rofl
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Slash27 on March 18, 2009, 10:32:40 PM
Flotsom eats babies.
He's French-Canadian? :huh
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Tec on March 18, 2009, 10:58:05 PM
Do they make a slap chop big enough to fit a baby in?  "Stop having a boring baby, stop having a boring life!"
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: FLOTSOM on March 19, 2009, 01:48:00 AM
He's French-Canadian? :huh

well....................actua lly yes  :D
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 19, 2009, 01:54:00 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: JunkyII on March 19, 2009, 04:20:38 AM

A few fun quotes...they are talking about potw spamming 200 and the forums. Its not ok if other squads do it but if its the muppets its somehow ok.  :huh
Lol you missed the point of these threads obviously, our argument was that our "oink" took up as much space as the "gameplay sucks these days" messages on 200. If your gunna throw in messages about me you got to come prepared to argue :rock
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Avaro on March 19, 2009, 04:39:27 AM
Guess Its not ok to let a thread die anymore either... :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: frank3 on March 19, 2009, 07:16:58 AM
I've been reading past 5 threads toroughly, but I still can't figure out what the general topic is  :huh
Great fun to read all the seemingly meaningless posts though  :lol
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 19, 2009, 08:41:15 AM
:rofl

Why does he have to have such a huge mic, you cant even see his face.  :rofl

There is a reason for that.  Have you ever taken a close look at his face (instead of focusing on his hair)?

His face is messed up, man.  I dunno how he got on television.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 19, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
I've been reading past 5 threads toroughly, but I still can't figure out what the general topic is  :huh
Great fun to read all the seemingly meaningless posts though  :lol
I think you.....accidentally .....get it!  :devil
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: B4Buster on March 19, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
is kilo a BBS shade or something? He afraid to show his real identity?  :uhoh
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: Saurdaukar on March 19, 2009, 04:17:15 PM
is kilo a BBS shade or something? He afraid to show his real identity?  :uhoh

Highly unlikely.
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 19, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
no hiding here just put my opinion out there  :aok
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: stodd on March 19, 2009, 06:52:34 PM
Vince owns --> Billy   :lol
Dem fightin words!
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 19, 2009, 08:06:56 PM
no hiding here just put my opinion out there  :aok
How did your fight with Agent go the other night? 
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: kilo2 on March 19, 2009, 08:44:32 PM
good agent is a cool guy why?
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 20, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
Just seeing if he was being arrogant....if he was....he gets restricted to his room...got to keep up Muppet image you know!   :devil











 :noid
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: FALCONWING on March 21, 2009, 09:35:40 AM
hey yo's

i done had enough of xbox 360 and wondered if you had any openings in the muppets??  you guys are da bomb!!

here is my application video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4w5Pi-bQBw

anxiously awaiting...i straightjacked this weak hotard's-la-7 driving-horde leading-dude falconwing's account and he don't know about it....so keep that on the downlow

word :rock
Title: Re: hey you
Post by: SkyRock on March 21, 2009, 10:49:00 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4w5Pi-bQBw


:rofl