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Title: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 25, 2009, 10:59:42 AM
Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game.

If I had to choose one person it would have to be M00t. I don't know what it is, but he is just so much more American than I am. His passion for ingenuity and insight into almost every topic is unparalleled. His use of strategery and mastery of the airplane in our virtual skies are unheard of.

Who are some of your American hero's of this game?

 :salute M00t
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TheZohan on March 25, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
i am the most Southern American you can get .. any more southern and i'd be cuban!
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Erkel on March 25, 2009, 11:11:49 AM
HUH?  :huh

I like to think of us more as a Global Community rather than which country we are from.

If you were to ask which German best represents Germany, Id have to say Harp00n.  The guy kicks ARSE  :rock

If you were to ask me which Portuguese player represents Protugal the best Id have to say Portugal.  Ive learned so many new cuss words from him  :rofl

But I agree with your choice of M00t.  I think my K/D ratio with him is .000000001

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Westy on March 25, 2009, 12:24:00 PM
"Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game. "


You're kidding right?



Well. Just in case you're not then I would have to nominate Heater!!!

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: The Fugitive on March 25, 2009, 12:39:23 PM
Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game.

If I had to choose one person it would have to be M00t. I don't know what it is, but he is just so much more American than I am. His passion for ingenuity and insight into almost every topic is unparalleled. His use of strategery and mastery of the airplane in our virtual skies are unheard of.

Who are some of your American hero's of this game?

 :salute M00t


I have nothing against Moot, he 's good at the game, presents himself as an intelligent and articulate person on the boards, as well as showing he has class, but why would that make him more "american" than anyone else? An american hero would be Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy even.

Now to nominate Moot as one of the better all around players of the game, well that would make a bit more sense.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Kazaa on March 25, 2009, 12:40:50 PM
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Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: RumbleB on March 25, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
I knew it, TwentyFo is m00ts shade!  :noid  :P
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: stegor on March 25, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
As a non-American, I am a little confused on this question.....could you please tell me what are the features by which one is more american than another?? Seriously.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 12:54:43 PM

I have nothing against Moot, he 's good at the game, presents himself as an intelligent and articulate person on the boards, as well as showing he has class, but why would that make him more "american" than anyone else? An american hero would be Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy even.

Now to nominate Moot as one of the better all around players of the game, well that would make a bit more sense.
Agreed.  M00t's a class act, but why would that make him more "American?". Lusche is right up there with him, displaying a lot of the same qualities. Does that make Lusche more "American" as well?  :confused:
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Kazaa on March 25, 2009, 12:58:47 PM
could you please tell me what are the features by which one is more american than another?

Who has the most number of guns. :aok
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Who has the most number of guns. :aok
OK, then that would be me. :D  (Or possibly wrag; he probably has a "shower gun" just in case :lol)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2009, 01:05:31 PM
As a non-American, I am a little confused on this question.....could you please tell me what are the features by which one is more american than another?? Seriously.

The OP is abnormal. The irony is that M00t is not American.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
The OP is abnormal. The irony is that M00t is not American.
I'd kinda suspected that. Where exactly does M00t hail from?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bruv119 on March 25, 2009, 01:07:56 PM
any of them red-neck noisy GV drivers who start talking about what they did in their personal lives.

They sound like they are about to start spitting baccy and round them buffalo up, with their un-american panzers,  

YEEHAAAWWW!!!   ride em cowboys.    :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: WldThing on March 25, 2009, 01:08:19 PM
lazs

Hands down.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bruv119 on March 25, 2009, 01:08:55 PM
lazs

Hands down.

he ain't wearing no dam seatbelts   :rock
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 01:12:37 PM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: thndregg on March 25, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
I guess I can brag. Everything's paid for. We take car of our own. I'd rather be humble than be owned by the bank. That's American enough for me.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7867/picture004k.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
I guess I can brag. Everything's paid for. We take car of our own. I'd rather be humble than be owned by the bank. That's American enough for me.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7867/picture004k.jpg)
Kudo's, I salute your character thndregg  :salute, but that's increasingly becoming the "old" America. Sadly, too many american's today are clueless, superficial, self-absorbed, and up to their necks in debt. On the bright side, you won't find many of them on farms, so I envy you there.  :)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Slade on March 25, 2009, 01:58:53 PM
Wofat
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Belial on March 25, 2009, 02:03:29 PM
I nominate myyyyyyyyyself.

Make my mac and cheese with beer instead of milk (check)
My joystick is stained from chew grains on my fingers (check)
I love to watch jerry springer (check)
I lived in a trailer until I was 12 with 7 people (check)
I make it a point to kill a helpless animal with an oversized gun whenever possible (check)
I am the loudest of all those GV'ers Bruv119 was talking about (check) ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: moot on March 25, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
I would link to the latest ridiculously bad poop stirring thread that 24 has started trying to bring me into his numbskulled forum drama fantasies, but that forum he made that thread in is forbidden here.  Suffice to say that 24 has been taking a constant beating on pretty much everything from in-game fights to political debate to basic wit.  So yeah, he has to make threads like this to try and keep up.

As usual though, it's all extra limp and unoriginal and says more about 24 than whoever he's trying to troll.

fwiw I'm made of more or less equal parts of Inca, Venezuelan spaniard, brittany, and indian ocean creole.  I grew up in France, Canada, and the American Southwest.  Everyone was probably just holding their breath to find out.

I'd say what I think it really means to be American, but that's gonna break rule #14 or 16 or something.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: stroker71 on March 25, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
I guess I can brag. Everything's paid for. We take car of our own. I'd rather be humble than be owned by the bank. That's American enough for me.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7867/picture004k.jpg)

You sir are anti-american.  A true american would be in debt up to his eye balls trying to impress people he don't care about.  Your also not fat enough.  But I personally admire your way of thinking.  I too live in a house that's small, not lavish and paid for.  My truck is paid for..my daughters car is paid for and I have no credit card debt to speak of.  Only thing I owe money on is my Mustang and that was a stupid purchase last fall....but if need be I can pay it off with savings account money.  I am not over weight either so I describe myself as anti-american too.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Rebel on March 25, 2009, 02:12:56 PM
Me.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 02:20:00 PM
Wofat
As in McGarrett's nemesis Wo Fat?  :lol
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 25, 2009, 02:56:11 PM
I would link to the latest ridiculously bad poop stirring thread that 24 has started trying to bring me into his numbskulled forum drama fantasies, but that forum he made that thread in is forbidden here.  Suffice to say that 24 has been taking a constant beating on pretty much everything from in-game fights to political debate to basic wit.  So yeah, he has to make threads like this to try and keep up.

As usual though, it's all extra limp and unoriginal and says more about 24 than whoever he's trying to troll.

fwiw I'm made of more or less equal parts of Inca, Venezuelan spaniard, brittany, and indian ocean creole.  I grew up in France, Canada, and the American Southwest.  Everyone was probably just holding their breath to find out.

I'd say what I think it really means to be American, but that's gonna break rule #14 or 16 or something.

I wish I knew what you were talking about. I was just being complimentary. You should really be flattered, because I would be if someone said that to me.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: texasmom on March 25, 2009, 02:59:44 PM
lazs
Hands down.

I didn't wear my seatbelt when I went to the corner store the other day & thought Lazs would approve.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bronk on March 25, 2009, 03:10:15 PM
I agree moot is much more American than 24.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 25, 2009, 03:13:20 PM
I agree moot is much more American than 24.

I agree... he is suspiciously more American than me.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Tr1gg22 on March 25, 2009, 03:18:23 PM
Who has the most number of guns. :aok
:D.... :rofl
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Stang on March 25, 2009, 03:20:45 PM
This is really getting beyond pathetic.

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: MrMeanie on March 25, 2009, 03:21:29 PM
i am the most Southern American you can get .. any more southern and i'd be cuban!
no you dont you act more like a turk kid with his bs in the game so please try agian
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Lusche on March 25, 2009, 03:22:11 PM
Does that make Lusche more "American" as well?  :confused:

Sorry bud...
I'm a fat man with a huge inferiority complex that loves when someone else is taking responsibility and makes all descisions for me. I follow the rules, wear a seatbelt all the time and never cross a road when the red light is on, even as a pedestrian on a lone street at 3 a.m.

I'm as German as one ever can be...
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bronk on March 25, 2009, 03:27:50 PM
I agree... he is suspiciously more American than me.
Nothing suspicious about it.
 He love the ideals that this country was founded on or so I've gathered from reading his posts here and elsewhere. :aok

 Whish the same could be said for others.  :(
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bronk on March 25, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
Sorry bud...
I'm a fat man

Just that alone gets you in the door. ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: infowars on March 25, 2009, 03:33:49 PM
I sometimes fly my plane into permanent structures.  That makes me not American... Right?

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: B4Buster on March 25, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
thndrEGG, I think your tractor's sexy
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Masherbrum on March 25, 2009, 03:52:50 PM
Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game.

If I had to choose one person it would have to be M00t. I don't know what it is, but he is just so much more American than I am. His passion for ingenuity and insight into almost every topic is unparalleled. His use of strategery and mastery of the airplane in our virtual skies are unheard of.

Who are some of your American hero's of this game?

 :salute M00t

Why are you swinging on M00t's nuts? 
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 25, 2009, 03:59:35 PM
Just that alone gets you in the door. ;)
From what I understand, it needs to be a pretty high door as well. ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Harp00n on March 25, 2009, 04:08:35 PM
HUH?  :huh


If you were to ask which German best represents Germany, Id have to say Harp00n.  The guy kicks ARSE  :rock



Hmmm...does it make Germany look good or bad??  :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Lusche on March 25, 2009, 04:09:51 PM
From what I understand, it needs to be a pretty high door as well. ;)

I have learned to bend forward when going through doors  :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: StokesAk on March 25, 2009, 04:14:35 PM
ThndrEGG.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: SkyRock on March 25, 2009, 05:08:36 PM
I would link to the latest ridiculously bad poop stirring thread that 24 has started trying to bring me into his numbskulled forum drama fantasies, but that forum he made that thread in is forbidden here.  Suffice to say that 24 has been taking a constant beating on pretty much everything from in-game fights to political debate to basic wit.  So yeah, he has to make threads like this to try and keep up.

As usual though, it's all extra limp and unoriginal and says more about 24 than whoever he's trying to troll.

fwiw I'm made of more or less equal parts of Inca, Venezuelan spaniard, brittany, and indian ocean creole.  I grew up in France, Canada, and the American Southwest.  Everyone was probably just holding their breath to find out.

I'd say what I think it really means to be American, but that's gonna break rule #14 or 16 or something.
Ownt! :aok :rock
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Enker on March 25, 2009, 05:24:11 PM
(http://www.texas.hailcesarz.com/images/stinkybait.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: thndregg on March 25, 2009, 06:26:52 PM
thndrEGG, I think your tractor's sexy

(http://mail.yimg.com/a/i/mesg/tsmileys2/08.gif) Do you mean it? :D :lol
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: uptown on March 25, 2009, 06:44:53 PM
All my family on my dads side are descendants from Jamestown Virginia. They still live there around and in Yorktown and Williamsburg. And my last name is Crockett. My cousins are Smith's. Kin to Capt. John Smith maybe? When I was a kid I lived about a mile from where Pochonhos saved capt.John Smiths head from the block.

I tryed to get written facts about my family tree but during the Civil War Richmond was burned down and many if not all records were destroyed. :frown:
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: VansCrew1 on March 25, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
My Grandapa bombed nazi's in WW2.  :D

 :salute
To those who have served, they deserve the respect
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TequilaChaser on March 25, 2009, 06:58:29 PM
Who has the most number of guns. :aok

well, we sold 2 today, because of te global economical crisis and all.......so we only have 29 shotguns/rifles/carbines left with around 5 or 6 hand guns.....

and if you ever heard me talk in game, you damn sure enough know I ain't from any other place but the Southern portion of the US.........but I must ask? was the question refering to North america, Central america? or South america? because all 3 are Americans in one sense or the other.....

and I laugh at the sterotyping of the word redneck........when people are so far from it's true actual meaning......

I am just a countryboy.........in my 4 wheel drive........ oh yeah....she thinks your Tractor is sexy....rofl........( my neice that is )


EDIT: VansCrewed! you seriously push the limits or are completely dumbfounded by even typing "that word" in your post.............<shakes head> good grief, man!
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Silat on March 25, 2009, 07:03:51 PM
Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game.

If I had to choose one person it would have to be M00t. I don't know what it is, but he is just so much more American than I am. His passion for ingenuity and insight into almost every topic is unparalleled. His use of strategery and mastery of the airplane in our virtual skies are unheard of.

Who are some of your American hero's of this game?

 :salute M00t

Strategery??? Are you  G. Boosh???
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: xbrit on March 25, 2009, 07:42:58 PM
Strategery??? Are you  G. Boosh???



I vote Silat Miss teen USA.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Lye-El on March 25, 2009, 08:43:26 PM

I'm as German as one ever can be...

Ahhh, but you have more command of the English language and spelling than a sad percentage of the native born Americans. That can also be said of a lot of other people. Some of the Finns and Gianlupo come to mind just off the top of my head. I am sure I have read others not even realizing they are from another country.

Quote
Been pondering this question for quite a while about who represents America the best on this game.


No one. What you have is people playing a video game about killing other people with a WWII weapons set. You have people who participate on channel 200 and a lot of people who don't. You have people who participate on the BBS and a lot who don't. Who would be your representative? One whose name pops up a lot on 200 and the BBS? The high score guys? The quiet guys or the blabbermouths? The guys running down other people or those that say nothing. Whats your criteria?

Representative to which body?




Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Messiah on March 25, 2009, 08:44:51 PM
lazs

Hands down.

+1
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Lye-El on March 25, 2009, 08:46:11 PM
My Grandapa bombed nazi's in WW2.  :D


My Dad was in Bastonge. He didn't care for it.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: DMBEAR on March 25, 2009, 09:58:27 PM
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...








and totally redeem yourself! :aok
(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/09-02-04_dumb_and_dumber3.jpg)

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: stickpig on March 25, 2009, 10:36:42 PM
And the purpose of this thread is what again?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: NHattila on March 25, 2009, 10:45:13 PM
And the purpose of this thread is what again?

I am wondering how I can get the 10 seconds back it took me to read 24's post. This is why I rarely read the forums anymore.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Demetrious on March 26, 2009, 02:43:13 AM
The OP, while not being terribly bright, has raised an interesting question- how exactly DOES one be American in Aces High?

If I may, ladies and gentlemen: a quick primer:

How To Be American In Aces High:

1. Never fly anything with less then 2,000 horsepower.

2. Fly the P-47. Always take the eight gun option, and always go charging around balls-out.

3. Scream "EAT BURNING AMERICAN FREEDOM" into the voice comms every time an enemy vaporizes under the mighty hammer of your eight .50s.

4. Score a kill in a C-47. Deliberately.

5. Every time you engage War Emergency Power, you must bellow "I HAVE THE POWER!." Into comms, preferably. Alternately you may roar "THIS THUNDERBOLT OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!" or even "My horsepower is OVER NINE THOUSAND!" if you suspect that a lot of fifteen year old Spitfire dweebs are in the arena that day.

6. If you land with a fully intact propeller and/or wings, you did not expend all of your ammunition.

7. Torpedo boats have only one speed: Ramming Speed. Coerce friends and family into keeping a suitable beat on tomtom drums as needed.

8. Spitfires are dainty little ships that have given the British a false sense of superiority as regards the American aircraft. Correct this foolish error at every oppertunity. The Typhoon and Tempest, however, are tolerable.

9. Never shoot a 'chute, unless they bailed from a Russian fighter. Russians are always spies. No exceptions.

10. Always vulch anything with a meatball on the wings, and immediately say on the comms "how do YOU like it!"

11. Do the above in a P-40. (This is an exception to rule #1.)

12. Never execute a bombing run in anything other then a B-17 at under five thousand feet. Make a point of crashing on the AAA gun that shoots you down. Alternately, crash into the Spitfire or La-7 that just spawned at the end of the runway to intercept you.

13. Always ask Tiger drivers why they're driving on the wrong side of the road. Do this after you track them for extra points.

14. The proper place to be in a furball on the deck is directly underneath it in an Ostwind.

There are more ways to be American in Aces High, but this should be a good introduction. Perhaps others have further information to add...
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bruv119 on March 26, 2009, 02:48:28 AM

and I laugh at the sterotyping of the word redneck........when people are so far from it's true actual meaning......


TC your right,  you sound darn American to me  :)

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Bruv119 on March 26, 2009, 02:53:57 AM

8. Spitfires are dainty little ships that have given the British a false sense of superiority as regards the American aircraft. Correct this foolish error at every oppertunity. The Typhoon and Tempest, however, are tolerable.


 :rofl   I love killing spit pilots in my P51,  I Always go for the "dainty" wings, they snap ever so easy, with a solid burst of all american 50 cal.

The germans were right when they called it a toy plane.  It only becomes a monster when a true Brit flies it balls to the wall and his stiff upper lip never backs down for one second, until the enemy plane is chewwing on some painful hispano cannon.

Tunisia on the 'morrow .  Watch out Huns we are coming to town.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 26, 2009, 04:55:02 AM
he ain't wearing no dam seatbelts   :rock

That makes him Italian! :eek:

Sorry bud...
I'm a fat man with a huge inferiority complex that loves when someone else is taking responsibility and makes all descisions for me. I follow the rules, wear a seatbelt all the time and never cross a road when the red light is on, even as a pedestrian on a lone street at 3 a.m.

I'm as German as one ever can be...

Germans and Italians still have something in common, then! :D

Ahhh, but you have more command of the English language and spelling than a sad percentage of the native born Americans. That can also be said of a lot of other people. Some of the Finns and Gianlupo come to mind just off the top of my head. I am sure I have read others not even realizing they are from another country.

Thanks, Lye-El, I always strive to do my best (even though I'm afraid my phrasing is somewhat awkward).
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: hlbly on March 26, 2009, 05:48:15 AM
Strategery??? Are you  G. Boosh???

Lew's a socialist tutu wearer ,if you don't believe me ask my dad . ;) He only has 2 saving graces . He makes the best GD lasagna EVER ! , and he has a cool dog . ;) Now I shall run back to my palatial estate i am in debt for the rest of my life for and dodge the constant call of credit collectors while I fly off into cartoon heaven .
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 26, 2009, 08:01:15 AM
He makes the best GD lasagna EVER !

:O HERESY!

Are you kidding me??? An American can't do the best lasagne!!!!!!!!! Come here, eat my mother's, and then we will talk about that!
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: hlbly on March 26, 2009, 09:25:33 AM
Now I won't be going to Italy anytime soon . How ever I am willing to consider some sent to me . Or if that is too much trouble as hlblys are all illiterate and I would probably destroy some crucial nuance with botched baking instructions . I am willing at great personal inconvenience and hardship to accept a round trip , or 1 way if I can move in with you or your ma , ticket to come and give her a try . While I am unwilling to dismiss out of hand the power of mamas home cookin , having seen many a victim succumb to the overpowering and withering effects of my own mommas chow . I must say it would have to be "the bestest bestest ever" to whomp Silats  efforts . <BG> A fair and impartial judgement will be posted here , unless an unfair and biased one is purchased by a generous contribution to my favorite charity TaHTRIIBWGTAWF<teaching a hlbly to read is impossible but we gotta try any way fund> . S!
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 26, 2009, 10:34:01 AM
Ok... first: what does hlbly stand for? Hillbilly?

Second... this might sound a bit offending.....

I am willing at great personal inconvenience and hardship to accept a round trip , or 1 way if I can move in with you or your ma , ticket to come and give her a try .

and you don't really wanna tell an Italian you're gonna give his mother a try!!!!! :noid

As for Salad's lasagne.... I'll send you mine (well, my mother's!), you send me his, and we'll see!

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: crazyivan on March 26, 2009, 10:43:11 AM
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l131/bfurniss5583/Funny%20Stuff/chuck-norris.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: RTHolmes on March 26, 2009, 11:37:40 AM
lazs

Hands down.

well ive lived, played and worked with plenty of folks from the good ole USofA, even dated a couple. I am pleased to report that lazs doesnt represent any of them :)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Morpheus on March 26, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
lazs

Hands down.

holly crap haven't seen u in forever.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: rvflyer on March 26, 2009, 06:56:15 PM
This is really getting beyond pathetic.



I agree, WHY WOULD anyone even post a stupid thread like this?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: moot on March 26, 2009, 07:33:09 PM
WHY WOULD anyone even post a stupid thread like this?
The answer's in your question.

well ive lived, played and worked with plenty of folks from the good ole USofA, even dated a couple. I am pleased to report that lazs doesnt represent any of them :)
Rule #14
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: rvflyer on March 26, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
The answer's in your question.
Rule #14

LOL yes it is moot<S> I guess what is even more troubling is me responding to it.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: hlbly on March 27, 2009, 01:01:40 AM
Ok... first: what does hlbly stand for? Hillbilly?
yep its for hillbilly .
Second... this might sound a bit offending.....

and you don't really wanna tell an Italian you're gonna give his mother a try!!!!! :noid
OK guess I didn't state this well . I meant her lasagna . Obviously you don't have hlblys in Italy ,as you would know then that she isn't closely related enough to give the other possibility a second thought ;)
As for Salad's lasagna.... I'll send you mine (well, my mother's!), you send me his, and we'll see!
Alas the secretive monster will not even give me a recipe so i imagine an example would be out of the question as he knows I would have it analysed .

What no reply to my selfless offer of going over to try it ? <the lasagna>
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Brooke on March 27, 2009, 01:46:39 AM
I thought people would be picking SkyRock. :)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: JunkyII on March 27, 2009, 06:22:44 AM
I guess I can brag. Everything's paid for. We take car of our own. I'd rather be humble than be owned by the bank. That's American enough for me.

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7867/picture004k.jpg)
Wheres your Ipod with "She thinks my tractors sexy" at?

I nominate myself as most american ;) I serve in the military, come from a country town, love to go to clubs in the city, played sports in high school, smoked weed as a teen, i drink alot of budwieser, i love espn and fox news, and im part of almost evey country that colonized american including part native american. :D
I thought people would be picking SkyRock. :)
SkyRock is an actor which makes him disqualified :lol
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: frank3 on March 27, 2009, 06:48:40 AM
:O HERESY!

Are you kidding me??? An American can't do the best lasagne!!!!!!!!! Come here, eat my mother's, and then we will talk about that!

You mean the Italian spinach pie right?

Edit: Have I been nominated for most handsome dutchman of the community yet?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Xasthur on March 27, 2009, 07:19:23 AM
TwentyFo, how about you pick someone that people don't respect next time?

You might have a chance of getting people to play along that way.

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: SkyRock on March 27, 2009, 07:58:20 AM
I thought people would be picking SkyRock. :)
I R teh Umerican!  wooooT!









 :noid
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: 1pLUs44 on March 27, 2009, 08:01:22 AM
(http://mail.yimg.com/a/i/mesg/tsmileys2/08.gif) Do you mean it? :D :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2KmzFABujM

 :noid :noid :noid
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: stegor on March 27, 2009, 10:07:28 AM
Quote
You mean the Italian spinach pie right?

Not at all, spinach one is a variant
This is  the real Lasagna:

(http://picnica.ciao.com/it/1323640.jpg)

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: JimmyC on March 27, 2009, 10:20:19 AM
I think you would be amazed what a real authentic italian Lasagna looked and tasted like...

Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: frank3 on March 27, 2009, 10:58:28 AM
I think you would be amazed what a real authentic italian Lasagna looked and tasted like...

In the good or bad way? :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 27, 2009, 11:00:03 AM
Not at all, spinach one is a variant
This is  the real Lasagna:

(http://picnica.ciao.com/it/1323640.jpg)


Close, but We yanks would improve on it by adding bacon. :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 27, 2009, 11:04:50 AM
TwentyFo, how about you pick someone that people don't respect next time?

You might have a chance of getting people to play along that way.



So I should have picked you? I always thought you were Austrian?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 27, 2009, 12:09:44 PM
Australian, IIRC.

Nibbio, that spinach pie thing is an old joke between me and that ghost named Frank3.... Frank, are you only lurking on the forums, or are you playing the game, too??? And what about you Nibbio, are you back?

Cthulhu...... HERESYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hlbly, you can try it if you want... you just have to cross the ocean! ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: RTHolmes on March 27, 2009, 12:52:07 PM
Austrian?

Well throw another shrimp on the barbie!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/2079118961_08150e7b12.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 27, 2009, 01:01:06 PM
Austrian?

Well throw another shrimp on the barbie!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/2079118961_08150e7b12.jpg)

I'm confused, is Austria the country that was invaded by Hitler and then was used to jail English prisoners?
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: merc17` on March 27, 2009, 11:33:08 PM
He's smokin-
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: stegor on March 28, 2009, 04:50:21 AM
hi Gian! :)

how are you man of the Era river?

No. I'm not strictly back, I've never been away; its simply that I maintain my account but I cant find the desire to fly; every time I try I find AH has became......oh.....let's pass up .....maybe its me
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 28, 2009, 06:32:28 AM
Well, it's not what it used to be, but it's still playable, if you do it with the right people and in the right spots on the map... don't lose hope! ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Rollins on March 28, 2009, 09:57:02 AM
6 pages of satisfaction to 24 the jello-like troll.

Amazing: despite the advent of the plethora of gaming systems, Aces High and numerous treatments to increase both penile length and stamina, he continues to derive all stimulation from pudding soft posts on an aircraft BBS.

Fantastic. You've reached your apex, toolbox.


(You know where to continue this once it gets girly-squelched. It's inevitable)  ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 28, 2009, 11:44:40 AM
6 pages of satisfaction to 24 the jello-like troll.

Amazing: despite the advent of the plethora of gaming systems, Aces High and numerous treatments to increase both penile length and stamina, he continues to derive all stimulation from pudding soft posts on an aircraft BBS.

Fantastic. You've reached your apex, toolbox.


(You know where to continue this once it gets girly-squelched. It's inevitable)  ;)

Whatever, what I was hoping to get out of this thread was some of the sacrifices and/or feats some of our fellow American's have gone through to get where they are. I just thought it would good for the community to hear some of their stories.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: moot on March 28, 2009, 03:51:59 PM
Right, unlike the half dozen other instances of these threads by you, which you admitted yourself were 100% trolls.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: 1pLUs44 on March 28, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
Whatever, what I was hoping to get out of this thread was some of the sacrifices and/or feats some of our fellow American's have gone through to get where they are. I just thought it would good for the community to hear some of their stories.

No, you just wanted to flame the board. Oh, and forgot to mention, wrong part of the forum as well.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: TwentyFo on March 28, 2009, 04:32:29 PM
Right, unlike the half dozen other instances of these threads by you, which you admitted yourself were 100% trolls.

Wrong, I abide by the rules on this BBS.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Raptor on March 28, 2009, 04:55:15 PM
HiTech is the most America because he is making money off of us all
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: moot on March 28, 2009, 05:22:50 PM
Wrong, I abide by the rules on this BBS.
Which is in line with the trolling act on this BBS.  You said as much on the fw board.  "I started those threads on e.g. the jokers jokers squad just to stir the pot and I'm pleased with the results", or something like that.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on March 28, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
HiTech is the most America because he is making money off of us all
Now this guy gets it.  :rock
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: bj229r on March 29, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
I didn't wear my seatbelt when I went to the corner store the other day & thought Lazs would approve.
LMAO Mom! :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: bj229r on March 29, 2009, 12:38:24 PM
The OP, while not being terribly bright, has raised an interesting question- how exactly DOES one be American in Aces High?

If I may, ladies and gentlemen: a quick primer:

How To Be American In Aces High:

1. Never fly anything with less then 2,000 horsepower.

2. Fly the P-47. Always take the eight gun option, and always go charging around balls-out.

3. Scream "EAT BURNING AMERICAN FREEDOM" into the voice comms every time an enemy vaporizes under the mighty hammer of your eight .50s.

4. Score a kill in a C-47. Deliberately.

5. Every time you engage War Emergency Power, you must bellow "I HAVE THE POWER!." Into comms, preferably. Alternately you may roar "THIS THUNDERBOLT OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!" or even "My horsepower is OVER NINE THOUSAND!" if you suspect that a lot of fifteen year old Spitfire dweebs are in the arena that day.

6. If you land with a fully intact propeller and/or wings, you did not expend all of your ammunition.

7. Torpedo boats have only one speed: Ramming Speed. Coerce friends and family into keeping a suitable beat on tomtom drums as needed.

8. Spitfires are dainty little ships that have given the British a false sense of superiority as regards the American aircraft. Correct this foolish error at every oppertunity. The Typhoon and Tempest, however, are tolerable.

9. Never shoot a 'chute, unless they bailed from a Russian fighter. Russians are always spies. No exceptions.

10. Always vulch anything with a meatball on the wings, and immediately say on the comms "how do YOU like it!"

11. Do the above in a P-40. (This is an exception to rule #1.)

12. Never execute a bombing run in anything other then a B-17 at under five thousand feet. Make a point of crashing on the AAA gun that shoots you down. Alternately, crash into the Spitfire or La-7 that just spawned at the end of the runway to intercept you.

13. Always ask Tiger drivers why they're driving on the wrong side of the road. Do this after you track them for extra points.

14. The proper place to be in a furball on the deck is directly underneath it in an Ostwind.

There are more ways to be American in Aces High, but this should be a good introduction. Perhaps others have further information to add...
I like the way think think..I'm gonna be watching you :aok(http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:73uif7_Z5KcXeM:http://api.ning.com/files/JwKcIAYSps3IL4uKpZ8X7GgsbAY78dih-GS4qnkLsgyq5QG2WslZDMdNlyKlIrhXbzsJu2JpJ2qy*X46pyFIKKBsLYyUiHT*/samkinison.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Xasthur on March 30, 2009, 10:00:58 PM
I'm confused, is Austria the country that was invaded by Hitler and then was used to jail English prisoners?

You've used this joke before and you just used it over at FW. Come on.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: frank3 on March 31, 2009, 05:30:19 AM
Nibbio, that spinach pie thing is an old joke between me and that ghost named Frank3.... Frank, are you only lurking on the forums, or are you playing the game, too???

Just lurking :)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Gianlupo on March 31, 2009, 10:21:57 AM
Too bad..... :( I'd like to whoop your err.... you all know what! :D
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: doc1kelley on April 02, 2009, 09:10:35 AM
I'm confused, is Austria the country that was invaded by Hitler and then was used to jail English prisoners?

You are kidding right?  If not, perhaps you should revisit your school and repeat your classes in history!  Just in case you can't find it, Hitler was born in Branau, Austria.

All the Best...

    Jay
 awDoc1
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Cthulhu on April 02, 2009, 02:59:26 PM
You are kidding right?  If not, perhaps you should revisit your school and repeat your classes in history!  Just in case you can't find it, Hitler was born in Branau, Austria.

All the Best...

    Jay
 awDoc1

On March 13, 1938, Germany took over Austria (termed the Anschluss) - a contingeny specifically disallowed in the Versailles Treaty.

I agree, reading your history is always a good thing. ;)
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Wolfala on April 02, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
Those of us who perform or performed a service for those who would not or could not.
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Tr1gg22 on April 02, 2009, 11:52:31 PM
 :noid
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: angels10 on April 03, 2009, 07:43:12 AM
  I would nominate either Unclkurt or Cptdell1 of the Claim Jumpers tune in any morning 114 and listen to Cptdell1 he is what America is all about. And most of you already know Unclkurt :salute


 
                                          Angels10
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Widewing on April 03, 2009, 04:42:27 PM
How American is American?

My first ancestor in America stepped foot on Virginia in 1610, as part of the Jamestown relief expedition.

Another ancestor served under Nathaniel Greene during the Revolution.

My great-great grandfather commanded the Bedford Light Artillery, Alexander's Battalion, Longstreet's Corps, Lee's Army of Northern Virginia.

My grandfather served with the 28th Infantry Division and was wounded in the Mouse-Argonne offensive.

My father served in the 307th Field Artillery, 78th Infantry Division. His brother served in the 1st Battalion, 309th of the 78th. The 78th saw extensive combat from December 1944 through the surrender.

I served in the U.S. Navy from June of 1975 through July of 1979, flying search and rescue out of GTMO (HU-16, US-2B, C-118, C-131), and then a flying crew chief on a C-1A. I did two Med cruises on Saratoga.

I'm married, raised a family, have worked very hard for the same aerospace company for 30 years. I drive a Jeep Wrangler, volunteer with the local civic association and coached Little League baseball.

All of that taken into account really means nothing.

I'm no more an American than the Indian immigrant who passed his citizen test and took his oath of citizenship two weeks ago. Being an American isn't about your ancestry, what you've done or who you are. Being an American is about loving this country, believing in what it stands for and being willing to work hard to make a life for you and your family. No pedigree is required.


My regards,

Widewing
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: Yenny on April 03, 2009, 05:58:33 PM


I'm no more an American than the Indian immigrant who passed his citizen test and took his oath of citizenship two weeks ago. Being an American isn't about your ancestry, what you've done or who you are. Being an American is about loving this country, believing in what it stands for and being willing to work hard to make a life for you and your family. No pedigree is required.



good sum up
Title: Re: Who is the most American on AHII?
Post by: DMBEAR on April 06, 2009, 11:25:26 PM
I drive a Jeep Wrangler, volunteer with the local civic association and coached Little League baseball.

Caught you!  Everyone knows the Japanese own baseball!  :lol

<S> Widewing