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Title: Sham- Poww!
Post by: rabbidrabbit on March 27, 2009, 07:00:17 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

Poor bugger.. He could have bought a lot of those towels for 1k.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: AWwrgwy on March 27, 2009, 07:03:16 PM
Self defense all the way.

I bet he get's his towels for free.


wrongway
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: USRanger on March 27, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
(Sham)Wow, I had no idea he was 44.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: 1pLUs44 on March 27, 2009, 07:54:00 PM
(Sham)Wow, I had no idea he was 44.

 :lol
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Reschke on March 27, 2009, 11:14:20 PM
This one doesn't surprise me one bit...sort of like the Dell kid getting busted for pot.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: FiLtH on March 28, 2009, 12:18:10 AM
 He was kissing a hooker? 

 I bet Billy Mayes is behind this.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Tec on March 28, 2009, 02:03:38 AM
Whoever does that sweetheart bags makeup for the infomercials is a magician.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Scotch on March 28, 2009, 02:07:06 AM
Yeah they don't even look a like
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Curlew on March 28, 2009, 08:13:45 AM
hahaha did she love his nuts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: trax1 on March 29, 2009, 11:47:22 AM
There's actually a show coming on Discovery channel with these guys, like Billy Mayes called Pitchmen.  I kinda doubt you'll see Vince on it now though.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: ROX on March 29, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Are ya following me camera guy???



Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: WilldCrd on March 29, 2009, 04:02:09 PM
next time you see the shamwow comercial (maybe on youtube) slow it down if you can.
The part where he pours cola on the carpet, he lifts it up to show you how it soaked thru, the next scene if you look closely the table is DRY!
Now I'm not saying it doesnt work I dont have one. I'm just saying the commercial has been doctored.
I have seen other shows where they compared shamwow to zorbeen (G4 IIRC) and it does better than zorbees and it does soak up alot out of carpets I just dont think it will suck up everything like in the commercial.

Just an observation, carry on
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Masherbrum on March 29, 2009, 11:34:48 PM
Vince, did she like your nuts?   
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: OOZ662 on March 30, 2009, 02:53:48 AM
I hope she damaged his tongue badly enough that I don't ever have to hear his voice again. I'd much rather hear Billy than this jackpot.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: AWwrgwy on March 30, 2009, 03:12:22 AM
Vince, did she like your nuts?   


his nuts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ)


wrongway
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: druski85 on March 30, 2009, 07:31:44 AM
I bet Billy Mayes is behind this.

Stodd step forth and defend poor sir Billy from this blasphemous talk.

Also, ROX wins for best comment yet.  All in all still a good thread so far :)
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Denholm on March 30, 2009, 08:03:07 AM
Whoever does that sweetheart bags makeup for the infomercials is a magician.
Either that or a photoshop. Yes, they can do it to films too.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Scherf on March 30, 2009, 08:15:03 AM
Girlie used to be pretty though - sad.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Dadsguns on March 30, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
 :rofl  Who kisses a hooker?, doesn't he know where her mouth has been.... 
That's probably why he says "its from germany so you know its got to be good" them German girls are some of the most raunchy and wild ones out there.. :rofl
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Mickey1992 on March 30, 2009, 02:03:38 PM
Ouch.  Look at the bite marks on her lips.  That's sad.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: avionix on March 30, 2009, 03:42:11 PM
:rofl  Who kisses a hooker?

That is what I was thinking.  There is no telling where that mouth has been.   :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: DYNAMITE on March 30, 2009, 05:13:53 PM
He should have used a Sham-wow to wipe down the crime scene.  It picks up 70% of all finger prints on the first pass!
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Tango on March 30, 2009, 08:45:36 PM
:rofl  Who kisses a hooker?, doesn't he know where her mouth has been....

Hes lucky it was his tongue in her mouth. If it had been..........something else.

OUCH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: stodd on March 30, 2009, 09:11:53 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl "you will love my nuts"  Vince got what was coming to him....lets see a shamwow fix that. Does he spend all his money on makeup?!?!? Mabey Billy mays paid her? :D

Someone check on Murdr plz. :D



Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Wingnutt on March 30, 2009, 10:57:23 PM
shamwow Vince gave the hooker the slapchop?

he looks old and haggard, like a meth addict.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: DREDIOCK on March 31, 2009, 06:47:08 AM
Didnt anyone ever tell him that with fame you can get all the free tail you want?
Hell, with fame even the ugliest can get hot women.

WTF he need a hooker for?

And you can tell that even on a good day that woman is a bow wow to the tenth power

I like the way way prosecutors decided not to pursue formal charges against either of them.
Guess they figured that in each case. Justice was already served.
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: Dadsguns on March 31, 2009, 05:12:16 PM
Hes lucky it was his tongue in her mouth. If it had been..........something else.

OUCH!!!!!!!!

 :rofl No kidding, ouch....
Title: Re: Sham- Poww!
Post by: sluggish on March 31, 2009, 05:18:41 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug.  Redneck crack.