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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: texasmom on April 08, 2009, 04:07:58 PM
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With all the talk of pirates on the news, made me think of that old "What's your Pirate Name?" site.
http://www.piratequiz.com/
Mine is: Dirty Ethel Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
(*edit* I was very offended by the notion that I stink)
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It's "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR", not "AARGH".
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Hmm, interesting.
Bloody John Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Dang it Jim, I'm a doctor not a fighter! Wait, or something along those lines. :D
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Iron John Flint
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you're a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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I hard on the news that some pirates recently got owned by an american crew, on a cargo ship, off the coast of somalia.
Bloody William Bonney
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
arrrrrrrrrrrr!
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(http://www.welcometotheinternets.net/random/images/haha_internet.jpg)
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Mad Morty Roberts
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
;)
I like the muppet questions.
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(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/SherylM_2006/PirateEncyclopedia_Fullpic_1.gif)
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(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/SherylM_2006/PirateEncyclopedia_Fullpic_1.gif)
:rofl
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Bloody John Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Your pirate name is:
Captain Tom Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Maybe Ill change my name to Captain Pipz.....now hoist that blanket lookin thingie!!!!
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Dirty Morty Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
:(
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Dirty Morty Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
:(
I KNEW that was you I smelled the other night in the TA :P
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Iron Jack Rackham
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you'r a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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Iron Jack Flint
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Iron Davy Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
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Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Bloody John Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Hmm same one as me...exactly! :uhoh
I am curious (gonna kill me one day), in the <Keyname> <First name> <Last name>, is the First name a alteration of the real persons name or made up as well?
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Bloody Tom Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Cuthroat Island .. yes/no :)
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Hmm same one as me...exactly! :uhoh
I am curious (gonna kill me one day), in the <Keyname> <First name> <Last name>, is the First name a alteration of the real persons name or made up as well?
Or, it's completely random.
I did it on two different sights. One was a questionnaire, the other you just put in your name, or gibberish, to get a pirate name.
The questionnaire was fun to do. Do you answer truthfully or put what they want to hear? ;)
wrongway
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Dread Pirate Rackham
"Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
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Black Tom Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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(http://peatrc.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/pirates-vs-ninjas.jpg)
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sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't XXXX laugh at me!
bloodninja: This XXXX is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a XXXX break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are XXXX sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: XXXX you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A XXXX COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go XXXX yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were XXXX me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: XXXX YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a XXXX banana!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll XXXX your XXXX
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd XXXX your XXXX.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a XXXX to XXXX your XXXX?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man XXXX me is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna XXXX
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!! "
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to XXX your XXXX.
bloodninja: I run my XXXX up and down XXXX.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your XXX get more XXXX
bloodninja: I softly XXXX bringing it XXXX
bloodninja: Your XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (OMG I gotta edit more of this than I though.. Skuzzy it has been posted before).
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship XXXXXXXXXXXX.
bloodninja: I see XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXx.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly bellybutton
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I XXXXXXXXXXX
sweet17: YOURE A XXXXXXX PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a XXXX candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: XXXX YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Dread Pirate Bonney.
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(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/SherylM_2006/PirateEncyclopedia_Fullpic_1.gif)
hahahahahahaha
Bloody Sam Vane
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Mad Roger Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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:mad: Mad Sam Roberts
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
I agree the Muppet answers were intresting.
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Red Jack Flint
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Got to say, it fits me to a T. :devil
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Your pirate name is:
Bloody Sam Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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I hard on the news that some pirates recently got owned by an american crew, on a cargo ship, off the coast of somalia.
Bloody William Bonney
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
arrrrrrrrrrrr!
Bloody Tom Bonney, No relation ARRRRR!
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Dread Pirate Cash
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
I plan on starting at the Carolina Coast at Beufort and continue plundering all the way to Barbados & back....but me and my crew will wait out hurricane season in Bonaire.
ROX
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My pirate name is:
Red Morty Roberts
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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Bloody Sam Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
I guess that explains why I like to bounce on people in AH too.. :)
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Mad John Rackham
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Your pirate name is:
Iron Harry Kidd
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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Your pirate name is
The Pirate Bay
The only ship computer zombies like you, will ever see.
Maybe I should stop browsing the web? ;)
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ARRRRR that name generator be broken. Besides the only name ye need to fear is Stagnetti.
It be from th' best seadog movie ere'made.
It be costing more gold to make than any other saucy wenching movie ere, but aye not on the account of th' acting.
If this doesn't shiver yer timbers than ye must have 3 peg legs.
ARRRRRR I'd hotlink the preview for the sequel "Stagnetti's revenge (http://www.google.com/search?q=Stagnetti%27s+revenge)" but Scuzzy would have me keelhauled. Ye landlubber scallywags should find for it yerselvs.
Me parrot concurs ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Dirty John Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!