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Title: CDC alert
Post by: skullman on April 12, 2009, 09:33:21 PM

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.  If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.  If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: USRanger on April 12, 2009, 10:22:29 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on April 12, 2009, 11:15:54 PM

Very nice. :aok

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: Meatwad on April 12, 2009, 11:17:18 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: oakranger on April 12, 2009, 11:59:47 PM

Will any health insurance cover it?

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: trax1 on April 13, 2009, 12:12:42 AM

Good one :rofl

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: Nilsen on April 13, 2009, 03:30:32 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on April 13, 2009, 03:44:58 AM

NHO (National Health Organization) advisory:

Every cigarette will take 4 minutes away from your life.

A day at work will take 8 hours away from your life.

Title: Re: CDC alert
Post by: Gaidin on April 13, 2009, 05:54:15 AM

Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on April 13, 2009, 03:44:58 AM

NHO (National Health Organization) advisory:

Every cigarette will take 4 minutes away from your life.

A day at work will take 8 hours away from your life.

Well I am screwed then!  1 day at work makes me smoke 1 pack of cigs!