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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: halcyon on April 15, 2009, 09:56:05 PM
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... Mr. Don't Pick Me in 1v1 Guy.
"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnnne Guy!"
Your chivalrous, gentleman standards just aren't appreciated in blood thirsty combat.
When your teammate calls for help, you say...suck it up man.
"Don't be soooo cheaaaappppp!"
Never mind that you're in a game with dozens of other people.
Other people play to win. You play...for personal domination.
"Pat yourseeeeelf on the baaaaaack!"
So when you whine on 200 and people don't agree with you, that's okay.
They don't know what it means to be a duelist with morals.
"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnneeee Guuuuyyyyy!"
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:rofl
Definitely worth a chuckle... Waiting for the "Mr Don't HO me man" version...
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Aces High presents...Real Men of Combat....PERFECT!
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:rofl good stuff Hal. I could here it in his voice.
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7. Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged. And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.
Time to rope, rope, rope. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi1.ahf)
No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.
Better run, run, run. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/midevil.ahf)
And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.
Save me ack, ack, ack. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi2.ahf)
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7. Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged. And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.
Time to rope, rope, rope. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi1.ahf)
No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.
Better run, run, run. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/midevile.ahf)
LoL :aok
And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.
Save me ack, ack, ack. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi2.ahf)
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
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:rofl :rofl
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7. Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged. And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.
Time to rope, rope, rope. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi1.ahf)
No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.
Better run, run, run. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/midevile.ahf)
And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.
Save me ack, ack, ack. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi2.ahf)
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
:rofl
But the Run Run Run link didn't work for me... Might be a busted link, or perhaps my computer is a tard...
EDIT TO ASK: Is that a commonly used view in the 109? Using the left side of the windscreen frame as an aiming point? Or is that a weird film viewer view screwiness thing?
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No Dave, I'm the tard. Minor typo, it works now.
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No Dave, I'm the tard. Minor typo, it works now.
LoL, I'm much relieved that you are the tard! :rofl
((In case you didn't see my edit, please go up a couple of posts, thanks))
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Guess I'm not sure what you mean. Sometimes when you load a film the film viewer likes to freeze the view at some weird angle. Just click the "use recorded views" box, then just hit a button on your keypad to unfreeze it.
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Guess I'm not sure what you mean. Sometimes when you load a film the film viewer likes to freeze the view at some weird angle. Just click the "use recorded views" box, then just hit a button on your keypad to unfreeze it.
I watched with internal views and using recorded views... Plays fine... But to me looks like you are always looking down the left side of the aircrafts nose, aiming at the junction of two pieces of the canopy framework... But sometimes as you are looking around, good SA, I get views of the pilot from the tip of the wing... Should be impossible... Was wondering if this is a weird Track IR thing, or a flaw in the film viewer perhaps... Mostly I was asking if you really fly with the left of the nose view as your default, aiming at the joint in canopy parts...
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Must be a film viewer thing, I just use the normal straight ahead view paged up what little bit it lets you.
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Stop the film, restart it at regular speed, switch to one of the outside views, then click on default view again.
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Must be a film viewer thing, I just use the normal straight ahead view paged up what little bit it lets you.
Grumble... I hate that... Films are a really good resource for folks trying to learn... But, apparently, they can't really be relied upon for good info...
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Stop the film, restart it at regular speed, switch to one of the outside views, then click on default view again.
Maybe I'm dim, but I still get a Down the Left of the Nose view....
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...Waiting for the "Mr Don't HO me man" version...
Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."
Today we salute you, Mr. Whine On 200 Ho Victim Guy.
"Mr. Whine on 200 Ho Victim Guy!"
You've had it up to here staring down 20 mils in the face.
Rather then do the obvious, you turn to the sympathy of channel 200.
"Someone lend me a tissssueeeeee!"
Like a gnat drawn to a flame, you're compelled to not deviate from your course.
No one knows the urge to saturate the air with ten thousand rounds on the merge like you do.
If you get hit, it's obvious it wasn't supposed to happen.
"What's that black stuff on my wiiiiiindshield!"
Whining to the masses is your only option. Apparently...no one understands that flying into a lead hailstorm is perfectly safe.
So next time you get flamed, you tell them you only have one direction, and that's straight ahead.
"Mr. Whine on 200 Hooooo Viiiiiiiictiiiim Guuuuuuuuuuuuuy!"
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Dave close the film viewer and re-open the ahf file. Don't alt-tab while it loads.
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7. Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged. And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.
Time to rope, rope, rope. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi1.ahf)
No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.
Better run, run, run. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/midevil.ahf)
And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.
Save me ack, ack, ack. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi2.ahf)
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
I'm disappointed...by reading those descriptions I expected three movies starring the gutless Snailman :(
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
You're on top of the world, and the furball, in your L-Ghey-7. Picking oblivious n00bz and others already engaged. And if someone tries to get co-alt with you that's ok.
Time to rope, rope, rope. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi1.ahf)
No one can touch your 15k Chog, but just in case a gigantic alt avantage and 4x20mm aren't enough and you find yourself about to get PWND you've saved your WEP.
Better run, run, run. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/midevil.ahf)
And if you vulch the wrong guy landing deadstick and he comes back with a fresh load of taters just for you that's ok too, because your CV is just right over there.
Save me ack, ack, ack. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/Tec/hoagi2.ahf)
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
:rofl
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interestingly enough, last night in the late war, on range, they were congratulating each other on how well they HO!! all is lost!!
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... Mr. Don't Pick Me in 1v1 Guy.
"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnnne Guy!"
Your chivalrous, gentleman standards just aren't appreciated in blood thirsty combat.
When your teammate calls for help, you say...suck it up man.
"Don't be soooo cheaaaappppp!"
Never mind that you're in a game with dozens of other people.
Other people play to win. You play...for personal domination.
"Pat yourseeeeelf on the baaaaaack!"
So when you whine on 200 and people don't agree with you, that's okay.
They don't know what it means to be a duelist with morals.
"Mr. Don't Pick Me in One V Onnnnnneeee Guuuuyyyyy!"
LOL!
A+ for humor.
F- for message.
:aok
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A+ for humor :rofl
A+ for truth :aok
ROX
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We need one on vulching.
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Revor? Is that you? :huh
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,183383.0.html
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how about "Mr. 2 week too much information typer guy"
You dont even know how to take off, but you figured out how to chat. In all caps. on all channels. In triplicate.
ZOMG its a zero!
or "Mr. Armchair General blamer guy"
Of course your side sucks, they dont listen to you, you cant do it all. You did your best, from the tower.
Im switching to Rooks
and of course, "Mr I need a gunner for my bombers guy"
with his buddy "Mr who needs a gunner guy"
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How about the look at me guy who posts films of him self and derides others,
wnker
wipass
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How about the look at me guy who posts films of him self and derides others,
wnker
wipass
forgot to put "Mr." in front of it
:noid
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...and of course, "Mr I need a gunner for my bombers guy"
with his buddy "Mr who needs a gunner guy"
Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."
Today we salute you, Mr. Need a Gunner for my Bombers Guy.
"Mr. Need a Gunner for myyy Booommmbers Guy!"
Stalwart and bold, you deftly cut into enemy territory.
The only problem with your gunners is.....you don't have any.
"I knewwwww I forgot somethiiiiiing!"
Autopilot is for the guy who can't even pull his boots on in the morning.
But not you, for your immense skill lies in one single area of focus...mashing down one button.
"Go booombs goooooo!"
So when potato sized rounds start flashing past your canopy, you're not afraid to call in some help.
With the services of Mr. Who Needs a Gunner Guy, you can dominate the skies and draw the whining of Mr. Sick of Buff Spam Guy, Mr. Sick of Being Egged Guy, and Mr. I Climbed for Thirty Minutes to Smoke your Engine Now My Wing's Gone Guy.
"Mooooooore where that caaaaaame from!"
Some might call it laziness, others just corrected oversight. But deep down you know it's just good time management.
After all, you're the one still flying with one plane in the end...or two......or three.
"Mr. Neeeeed a Gunner for myyyyyyyy Booommmbersssss Guuuuuuuuuuy!"
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Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."
Today we salute you, Mr. Need a Gunner for my Bombers Guy.
"Mr. Need a Gunner for myyy Booommmbers Guy!"
Stalwart and bold, you deftly cut into enemy territory.
The only problem with your gunners is.....you don't have any.
"I knewwwww I forgot somethiiiiiing!"
Autopilot is for the guy who can't even pull his boots on in the morning.
But not you, for your immense skill lies in one single area of focus...mashing down one button.
"Go booombs goooooo!"
So when potato sized rounds start flashing past your canopy, you're not afraid to call in some help.
With the services of Mr. Who Needs a Gunner Guy, you can dominate the skies and draw the whining of Mr. Sick of Buff Spam Guy, Mr. Sick of Being Egged Guy, and Mr. I Climbed for Thirty Minutes to Smoke your Engine Now My Wing's Gone Guy.
"Mooooooore where that caaaaaame from!"
Some might call it laziness, others just corrected oversight. But deep down you know it's just good time management.
After all, you're the one still flying with one plane in the end...or two......or three.
"Mr. Neeeeed a Gunner for myyyyyyyy Booommmbersssss Guuuuuuuuuuy!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I loved those commercials.
Spot on :aok
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and we also salute....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
And so even though you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag we salute your vulching prowess, and intimidating K/D ratio....
Mr. timid scoreweenie cherry picker.
:rofl
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Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
and Mr. I Climbed for Thirty Minutes to Smoke your Engine Now My Wing's Gone Guy.
pure greatness
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Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."
Today we salute you, Mr. Armchair CV General.
"Mr. Arrrrrmchaaaair CeeVee Gennnnneraaaallll!"
Tough decisions are made every day, and commanding a carrier group isn't easy.
Especially since...you've never done it.
"I sawwwwww Top Guuuuunnnnnn!"
No one can understand the pressure you face, drawing out lines on a map.
Anyone who second guesses you can take refuge in the fact you've read a few Tom Clancy novels.
"I knoooowwww what I'm doooooooing!"
The edges and corners of the map are your battlefields. The silence of warning sirens your serenade.
You know that the secret to the carrier group...is not using it.
"I caaaaaaan't take the viiiiiiolence!"
On your next cruise, you tell those backseat CV commanders they're not fit to lead that vessel.
Because you're out of uniform when you're not in pajamas with a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
"Mr. Arrrrrmchaaaair CeeVee Gennnnneraaaallll!"
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Aces High 2 presents...Real Men of Combat.
"Reaaaal Mennn of Commmbaaaaaaat."
Today we salute you, Mr. Armchair CV General.
"Mr. Arrrrrmchaaaair CeeVee Gennnnneraaaallll!"
Tough decisions are made every day, and commanding a carrier group isn't easy.
Especially since...you've never done it.
"I sawwwwww Top Guuuuunnnnnn!"
No one can understand the pressure you face, drawing out lines on a map.
Anyone who second guesses you can take refuge in the fact you've read a few Tom Clancy novels.
"I knoooowwww what I'm doooooooing!"
The edges and corners of the map are your battlefields. The silence of warning sirens your serenade.
You know that the secret to the carrier group...is not using it.
"I caaaaaaan't take the viiiiiiolence!"
On your next cruise, you tell those backseat CV commanders they're not fit to lead that vessel.
Because you're out of uniform when you're not in pajamas with a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
"Mr. Arrrrrmchaaaair CeeVee Gennnnneraaaallll!"
"Gilligan is my fn hero!"
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
The people around me are wondering what is so funny....the problem is, unless they played the game, they wouldn't understand.
Great Stuff! :salute
:rofl :rofl :rofl