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Title: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Serenity on April 16, 2009, 03:25:59 AM
... of heart failure or daibetes. My breakfast monday: Two twinkies, and a can of Amp (Original). My breakfast tuesday: Four twinkies, a Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso, and a can of Amp (Grape). My breakfast today: Half a cherry pie, and a can of Cherry Amp. I've been eating like this for almost two weeks now because, well, my friends are paying for it. They give me that junk and gas money in exchange for driving them to school. So, I get free gas, and free tasty junk that's gonna kill me. But god it tastes good... Its a miracle I'm still 150lbs!
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Curlew on April 16, 2009, 04:10:34 AM
oh how good  it si to be young, i ate a roll of thin mint girl scout cookies for lunch (no breakfast), and 3 greasy shrimp quesidillas for dinner with lots of sour cream, oh and i consumed about 10 cans of soda and a red bull as well

hurray for youngness
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Xasthur on April 16, 2009, 06:30:36 AM
Hell yes. I've been on a food bender for a couple of weeks.... Absolute watermelon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Love it.

I'll have to punish myself for it..... soon.....ish.

Too many essays to write to give a toss about eating right.... I'll just eat and drink for pleasure whilst I slave away all day, every day.

People always piss and moan about working long hours.... at least you can come home and forget about work for a few hours before you go to sleep. Working and studying full-time means when you're not at work or at uni you should be doing homework or reading something or organising something else. There is no peace.

Bah. Going to scavenge some left over Easter chocolate.
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Serenity on April 16, 2009, 11:44:33 AM
Hell yes. I've been on a food bender for a couple of weeks.... Absolute watermelon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Love it.

I'll have to punish myself for it..... soon.....ish.

Too many essays to write to give a toss about eating right.... I'll just eat and drink for pleasure whilst I slave away all day, every day.

People always piss and moan about working long hours.... at least you can come home and forget about work for a few hours before you go to sleep. Working and studying full-time means when you're not at work or at uni you should be doing homework or reading something or organising something else. There is no peace.

Bah. Going to scavenge some left over Easter chocolate.

Same situation. But my punishment comes today. A buddy is dragging me to the gym at Hickam AFB after school :(
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: BigPlay on April 16, 2009, 01:38:42 PM
... of heart failure or daibetes. My breakfast monday: Two twinkies, and a can of Amp (Original). My breakfast tuesday: Four twinkies, a Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso, and a can of Amp (Grape). My breakfast today: Half a cherry pie, and a can of Cherry Amp. I've been eating like this for almost two weeks now because, well, my friends are paying for it. They give me that junk and gas money in exchange for driving them to school. So, I get free gas, and free tasty junk that's gonna kill me. But god it tastes good... Its a miracle I'm still 150lbs!





jeez if you think that garbage tastes good wait until your taste buds grow up. Hostess twinkies and those imatation pies are unbearable to me now.
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: redman555 on April 16, 2009, 03:14:04 PM
Monster is better then AMP


-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on April 16, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
Makkaraperunat - eat a few of those in a row and you'll start metamorphose untill you die of a system shock.  :salute
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Reschke on April 16, 2009, 03:49:17 PM
None on that junk sounds remotely good to me. Give me a true heart stopper...Two home made sausage biscuts and a full glass of whole milk. That will kill you over time.
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Xasthur on April 16, 2009, 07:29:42 PM
Oh well.... here for a good time, not a long time, right?
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Fulmar on April 16, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
Bad news,

You're pregnant.
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 16, 2009, 07:52:22 PM
Monster is better then AMP


-BigBOBCH

word

I get a Big orange one every day

But the green aint bad either
(http://mwhealingartspaul.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/monster_energy.jpg)
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Meatwad on April 16, 2009, 07:55:13 PM
She must be pretty cold to have all them goose bumps
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 16, 2009, 08:48:29 PM
She must be pretty cold to have all them goose bumps

Wow!
She didnt until you looked.
You must have scared her  ;)
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Xasthur on April 16, 2009, 09:05:08 PM
Hahaaha. That ad is funny.

"Hmmmmm, how can we sell our product as the best energy drink out there?"

Tastes good? Most caffeine? More Taurine?

Nah, bugger it, we'll just just stick the can under a chick's g-string. That'll do the trick.

"Well done, lads, promotions for all!"

 :lol
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Meatwad on April 16, 2009, 10:37:21 PM
Wow!
She didnt until you looked.
You must have scared her  ;)

 :t
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: phatzo on April 17, 2009, 12:14:05 AM
my favorite morning heart stopper comes in the form of a breakfast burger from the smoko truck
beef
cheese
bacon
egg
tomato  "optional"
hash brown
onion
huge bread roll

smoko trucks are the bomb
Title: Re: Serenity is gonna die young...
Post by: Curval on April 17, 2009, 09:16:56 AM
Twinkies don't actually qualify as *food* do they?

They are kinda like edible preservatives.