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Title: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: Belial on April 20, 2009, 12:18:48 AM: I am now becoming a squeaker pimp, if you would like to rent one of my squeakers or numbers guys PM me for details.

Roles of your new freind-Driving whirble around with your tank for air cover, running you m3 supps on demand, following your tank in a spit16 for a20's.

~Prices~

8-12 Y/O-Two tickets to see a disney movie of their choice.

12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers, and a tube of proactive acne fighter.

14-16 Y/O-One ticket to see Miley Cirus and or The Jonas Brother.

16-18 Y/O-A blowup doll for that awkward stage in life.

A Stodd or a TonyJoey-300 perks or driving them and their freinds around.
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: EskimoJoe on April 20, 2009, 12:22:05 AM: In.

:noid
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: Mar on April 20, 2009, 12:24:54 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

Very original.
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: AWwrgwy on April 20, 2009, 12:29:54 AM: Quote from: Belial on April 20, 2009, 12:18:48 AM

12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers,

With the advent of the internet I would think this would no longer be necessary.

Does National Geographic still print a magazine and do they still travel to the wilds of New Guinea?

;)

wrongway
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: stodd on April 20, 2009, 10:18:50 AM: :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: frank3 on April 20, 2009, 12:22:19 PM: How many NOE missions will your squeekers be able to announce within the hour?

I might be tempted :)
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: PFactorDave on April 20, 2009, 12:31:08 PM: Quote from: Belial on April 20, 2009, 12:18:48 AM

14-16 Y/O-One ticket to see Miley Cirus and or The Jonas Brother.

You obviously don't have any kids in that age range. Or, if you do, you're frightfully out of touch. At age 13, my daughter doesn't want anything to do with Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers and would be mocked incessantly by her peer group if she did... Now, my 6 year old would be all over that... She is, afterall, adicted to anything that appears on the Disney Channel.
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: trax1 on April 20, 2009, 12:41:42 PM: Now can any of them do play by plays of whats going on over range?
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: crazyivan on April 20, 2009, 01:59:12 PM: Quote from: trax1 on April 20, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
Now can any of them do play by plays of whats going on over range?
Well John Madden did retire so someone has to fill that slot know. :D
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: John Curnutte on April 20, 2009, 02:09:32 PM: What happened to the days when you traded someone for a carton of smokes or a roll of chew ( Copenhagen Long cut ) my favorite .
Inflation has taken a toll and reared it ugly head .
Nutte
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: Belial on April 20, 2009, 02:37:27 PM: Quote from: PFactorDave on April 20, 2009, 12:31:08 PM
You obviously don't have any kids in that age range. Or, if you do, you're frightfully out of touch. At age 13, my daughter doesn't want anything to do with Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers and would be mocked incessantly by her peer group if she did... Now, my 6 year old would be all over that... She is, afterall, adicted to anything that appears on the Disney Channel.

You obviously dont realize its a joke, and TwentyFo loves the Jonas Brothers and I think hes "24". :rofl
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: StokesAk on April 20, 2009, 02:51:18 PM: Quote from: Belial on April 20, 2009, 12:18:48 AM
12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers, and a tube of proactive acne fighter.

Any other offers i hate the gayness brothers and miley cyrus.
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: Enker on April 20, 2009, 03:35:13 PM: Quote from: Belial on April 20, 2009, 12:18:48 AM

8-12 Y/O-Two tickets to see a disney movie of their choice.

12-14 Y/O-Two dirty mags for them to hide from their mothers, and a tube of proactive acne fighter.

14-16 Y/O-"toys"/tasers for when the party just loses its fun.

16-18 Y/O-A blowup doll for that awkward stage in life/protection so they don't end up adding to the already idiotic gene pool.
Fixed
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: gravy1 on April 21, 2009, 01:09:22 AM: i need one belial how much to rent one for a couple hours when rook bomb****s come out ??? :D
Title: Re: Squeakers for Rent$$$$$
Post by: Belial on April 21, 2009, 01:33:48 PM: Hourly rates go by perks, 5,10,15,20, and 300 for a stodd or TonyJoey, the perks are forwarded to the squeaker and are non-refundable.