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Title: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2009, 12:59:46 AM
 I kill 6 and just miss the 7th.      :lol

http://www.mediafire.com/?jnumwjmya3z (http://www.mediafire.com/?jnumwjmya3z)
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: A8TOOL on April 21, 2009, 03:14:14 AM
Is this another one of those "Look at me posts"?
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: wipass on April 21, 2009, 03:33:07 AM
Whilst it is another look at me post, it's sort of amusing lining up 3 goons  :lol
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: xthecatx on April 21, 2009, 04:04:27 AM
It was just goons not a real challenge eh.    :lol
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: RumbleB on April 21, 2009, 04:43:10 AM
say what, you are 7v1 fighting a single goon in friendly ack? disgrace I say! damn horders!
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: uptown on April 21, 2009, 06:26:18 AM
noobs in goons  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: chewiex on April 21, 2009, 07:37:21 AM
 :huh How could you pat yourself on the back for killing 6 defenseless Goons? Come on Steve, you gotta be kidding? :huh Now if those were Spits, 109's and P51's I would say congrats. This post shows that even the simplest kills amuse the simplest minds.  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: stodd on April 21, 2009, 07:41:12 AM
I think steve was jokeing, I wish my luck was that good. ;)
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: whiteman on April 21, 2009, 09:28:59 AM
some of yall take things way to serious
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: TexMurphy on April 21, 2009, 09:43:59 AM
So was this two bomber formations augered and a Pony stalled out on takeoff???  :devil
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: waystin2 on April 21, 2009, 09:45:25 AM
It's like picking the winning lottery numbers!  They even lined up for you real nice... :D

Oink Steve!
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2009, 10:10:22 AM
Look at me post?   Some of you guys need to lighten up and have a laugh now and then. Maybe I laugh too easily but it was funny to me. For those of you who are too uptight to see it: it's a joke.  The film is funny to those who aren't so worried about their AHIIpeen that they can't have a chuckle.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: 68valu on April 21, 2009, 10:24:02 AM
See what happens when you guys (Muppets) fly as knights, Steve!!!

We graciously leave all those easy kills for you guys!!!

Was this part of the 15 kills landed sortie?

 :salute
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: A8TOOL on April 21, 2009, 10:31:58 AM
Heheh    Was late last night for me, downloaded it today.    :aok Steve, very good find. You musta been like WooHoo!!! I know I would have been. One of my favorites finds is a flock of 87's but C47's would do just fine.   :rofl

I've been messing around with gun sights lately and wanted to make one specifically for 51's.  I noticed while watching the film that I might be able to use it to mark certain gun points on the sight. Think I'll see what I can come up with.  Thanks Steve


Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2009, 10:43:07 AM
Lol Value.  No, this wasn't part of a 15 kill sortie.  Tool, I edited out the vox because I didn't want to torture everyone.  When they re-upped, I said something like:  Those goon re-upped .. right under me...  No flipping  way!
I was laughing and singing Christmas carols.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Getback on April 21, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Lusche on April 21, 2009, 10:52:04 AM
I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?

Never had any problems, that's why it is my file hosting service of choice.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Banshee7 on April 21, 2009, 10:53:31 AM
I edited out the vox because I didn't want to torture everyone.  When they re-upped, I said something like:  Those goon re-upped .. right under me...  No flipping  way!


That prolly would've made for even more enertainment!
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: BMathis on April 21, 2009, 11:13:24 AM
I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?
Always been good for me.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Scotch on April 21, 2009, 12:16:24 PM
I was laughing and singing Christmas carols.


And I was over the water fighting off six and getting ear raped by Santa.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: mechanic on April 21, 2009, 12:39:50 PM
lol steve, now thats ownage!
 :t
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Yeager on April 21, 2009, 01:25:33 PM
I remember one time  a few years back in 251, we were all spawned on the CV in F4Us...must have been a dozen of us all packed into a single glob there on the launch end of the CV.  Someone piped up on vox that we should keep an eye on that SBD coming in high.  Well, to make a long story short and avoid embarrasing anyone...we all stayed put right there on that damned CV and watched the 1k egg come straight down on us like a seagull turd from hell.  I think a few might have towered at the last moment cause the SBD later landed a 9 kill sortie.  That was a classic AH moment.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: A8TOOL on April 21, 2009, 02:15:48 PM
A8Texas was flying over to a base to take out some ord for us. Once he got to the base he noticed a huge glob of guys about to take off from the runway. He dove in and dropped his bombs on them and ended up killing 12 or 13 of them. As he flew off in amazment he started getting nasty PM's and 200 went wild.... :furious... :furious... :furious.....Turns out it was a memorial service.

He promptly logged and did'nt come back for a week out of embarrassment  :rofl 

Poor Texas  :frown: .....  was bad luck and a poor choice to lift from.

Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: WMLute on April 21, 2009, 02:33:44 PM
I remember one time  a few years back in 251, we were all spawned on the CV in F4Us...must have been a dozen of us all packed into a single glob there on the launch end of the CV.  Someone piped up on vox that we should keep an eye on that SBD coming in high.  Well, to make a long story short and avoid embarrasing anyone...we all stayed put right there on that damned CV and watched the 1k egg come straight down on us like a seagull turd from hell.  I think a few might have towered at the last moment cause the SBD later landed a 9 kill sortie.  That was a classic AH moment.

I was flying AOL AirWarrior over Moggy (which was an nme base at the time.  I THINK it was mog.  I need to look at an old AW map)  and had just merged with an nme spit at around 25k.  I had a bomb so I pickled it and found myself in a nast little 1 on 1 fight.  I had JUST managed to shoot down the nme spit when my screen was filled with "A KILL HAS BEEN RECORDED!"'s.  Musta been at least 20 of 'em. 

Took me a min or three to figure out that the bomb I had pickled when I merged with the nme spit had landed at the runway spawn at Moggy JUST  as a mission was taking off.

Good times...
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Warchief on April 21, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
Anyone else notice that one of those he was against was a squaddie. So therefore how is this something to post.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2009, 03:47:18 PM
Anyone else notice that one of those he was against was a squaddie.


Uhhh wrong.


Quote
So therefore how is this something to post



I think Walmart sells senses of humor cheap. Please pick one up, ASAP.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: StokesAk on April 21, 2009, 03:56:05 PM
Steve your lucky when i find goons i always ram them.  :(
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: CountD90 on April 21, 2009, 04:06:14 PM
One of my favorites finds is a flock of 87's but C47's would do just fine.   :rofl

That's until you find a Stuka pilot that pulls a rolling scissor on you, then jumps into the rear gunner to shoot you in the face as you fly under him at about D200. I think I sat there in amazement for a good 2 minutes trying to figure out what the heck just happened.
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
One of my favorites finds is a flock of 87's



Jackpot baby! 2 different missions, same flight. Helped bust them both.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/X-mas1.jpg)



(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/Xmas2.jpg)
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Wingnutt on April 21, 2009, 06:19:30 PM
Next post:  "how to handily defeat an entire kindergarten class with just a claw hammer"
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: mechanic on April 21, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
followed by: how to ensure nobody finds out about your missions before they roll 101
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Widewing on April 21, 2009, 06:25:28 PM
:huh How could you pat yourself on the back for killing 6 defenseless Goons? Come on Steve, you gotta be kidding? :huh Now if those were Spits, 109's and P51's I would say congrats. This post shows that even the simplest kills amuse the simplest minds.  :rofl :rofl

You know if you were Bill Gates heir, you still couldn't buy a clue....
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Widewing on April 21, 2009, 06:28:06 PM
A8Texas was flying over to a base to take out some ord for us. Once he got to the base he noticed a huge glob of guys about to take off from the runway. He dove in and dropped his bombs on them and ended up killing 12 or 13 of them. As he flew off in amazment he started getting nasty PM's and 200 went wild.... :furious... :furious... :furious.....Turns out it was a memorial service.

He promptly logged and did'nt come back for a week out of embarrassment  :rofl 

Poor Texas  :frown: .....  was bad luck and a poor choice to lift from.



If you fly a memorial service in the MA.... 'Cest la vie.....



My regards,

Widewing
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Getback on April 30, 2009, 01:32:38 AM
noobs in goons  :rolleyes:
Dang, why can't I find a nest of noobs.  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: ink on April 30, 2009, 03:40:28 AM
Dang, why can't I find a nest of noobs.  :rofl :rofl


I am always on the look out for such as this  :rofl   then one day I was given the opportunity to try and break up a low bomber mission(don't remember what type of bombers,but there was a lot of them.) I dive in and kill the first one in my path only to fly into his carcass and was promptly sent back to the tower :rofl
Title: Re: How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack
Post by: Getback on April 30, 2009, 08:10:11 PM
There's a good lesson in here believe it or not. I noticed 2x that Steve didn't yank the stick at the last second to get the kill. In the first run at the 3 goons he killed the first 2 and was almost lined up to kill the 3rd. Many of us may have been tempted to to yank the stick to get the last goon and in doing so crashed into the goon. I've done that type of thing way to often. Same with the spit. He was so close to hitting the spit that it may have been possible yank the stick to on target. However, again, he might have hit is prey. Steve resisted both times. You could tell by the tilt of the plane he was thinking about it for sure.