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Title: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: Belial on April 30, 2009, 09:53:41 PM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
Post by: 68valu on April 30, 2009, 09:56:09 PM
 :O

 :D

 :rofl
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
Post by: texasmom on April 30, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
Y'all just stop laughing. It ain't funny. 


















 :lol
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: StokesAk on April 30, 2009, 10:41:33 PM
 :rofl Thats the way i want to be when i get old.
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: Belial on May 01, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
Dont worry Strokes you'll be puttin up with annoying women soon enough.
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
Post by: AWwrgwy on May 01, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: texasmom on April 30, 2009, 09:57:01 PM
Y'all just stop laughing. It ain't funny. 


 :lol

OK.  THIS made it ten times funnier.


 :rofl



wrongway
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: Belial on May 11, 2009, 10:17:11 PM
check it out my friend bling bling
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: RumbleB on May 11, 2009, 10:51:59 PM
Humour!  :devil  Damn yanks!  :lol
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: MachFly on May 11, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
 :rofl

just 1 question, was the "man" that your talking about you?  :rofl
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: crazyivan on May 12, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
My grandpop has been sending me bad english since i was 6. Sorry  txmom , but I know to many sexiest jokes . lol sorry humping his ankle, hes 88.
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: Nilsen on May 12, 2009, 12:47:14 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: Bark0 on May 12, 2009, 07:28:25 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: JAGED on May 12, 2009, 08:57:15 AM
</Debbie Downer On>
This joke no longer applies.  Taxes went up on "roll your own" tobacco by a few thousand percentage points.  It's no longer cheaper to "roll your own."   :(
</Debbie downer Off>

Still funny...   :D
Title: Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
Post by: skullman on May 12, 2009, 05:11:32 PM
 :rofl :rofl