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Title: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Sonicblu on May 25, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
10. Yes honey I know I've been shutting down my puter for the last 3 hrs.

9.   I'm done just let me land this sortie I have two kills. NO NO please don't shut off my computer. Come back here with my flight stick.

8.   The kids know exactly when to come ask for things I normally sa NO to.

7. NO I didnt leave the grill un attended again the propane tank exploded and burnt the food.

6. We are leaving with out you. We're walking out the door.

5.Recommended to get wife a AH account so we could spend quality time together.

4.Wife askes me to go to the corner store and I find myself doing 100 mph before I get to the end of my street.

3. Do i need to drive? you have that zoned out look again. Stop Flying AH in your head your going to get us killed.

2.Wife wants some "alone time" and I actually have to think about it.

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: MaSonZ on May 25, 2009, 03:47:36 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Sgtlead on May 25, 2009, 03:48:45 PM
Or, when I tell my wife... "but honey, the squad is depending on me, its life or death".

Or, She asks, "whats more important, me or your squad"  And you pause before you answer.  Not a good idea. :huh
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: crazyivan on May 25, 2009, 03:52:59 PM


1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.
Check 6. :D , Hotard
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: BlauK on May 25, 2009, 04:03:45 PM
10 years as a squadron CO... then I noticed I had a wife, 2 kids and no real life......  :uhoh
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Forker on May 25, 2009, 04:26:18 PM
I catch myself using AH Radio terminology with my fellow co-workers during the week…..”Come back, I didn’t copy” or “Roger, I copy”
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Spikes on May 25, 2009, 04:34:23 PM
Once I said Roger to one of my teachers...the look on her face was priceless!
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: FireDrgn on May 25, 2009, 05:05:42 PM
11..  its easier to get ahold of Sonicblu in the Ma than Txt'ing  in him.

<S>  Hey I hope you enjoy your BBQ
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: crazyivan on May 25, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
Once I said Roger to one of my teachers...the look on her face was priceless!
How did he know? :D
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: RumbleB on May 25, 2009, 05:08:43 PM
1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

that or he'd just get an engine oil leak.
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: moot on May 25, 2009, 05:16:06 PM
that or he'd just get an engine oil leak.
http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Wingnutt on May 25, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
I often acknowledge info/directions from others at work on the IM service with  "CC" 
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Messiah on May 25, 2009, 08:12:21 PM
http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf

LOL that sucks, nice flying though.
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: stodd on May 25, 2009, 09:44:51 PM

1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.
:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: slimmer on May 26, 2009, 12:07:53 AM
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: SkyRock on May 26, 2009, 01:02:01 AM
http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf
:rofl   :rock   :salute
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: moot on May 26, 2009, 01:09:22 AM
Messiah - check it out.. (http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film20_JB11_00000.ahf)
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: RumbleB on May 26, 2009, 01:25:19 AM
http://dasmuppets.com/public/moot/TwoWeeksStuff/film15_zuluslimmer_Temp_1132_0000.ahf

2 taters? That temp must've been like "GOSH IM SO GOOD I ROPED HIM".

and Zulu got totally tubular Zulu'd tbh..

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll299/wordydurden/funnygif.gif)
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: moot on May 26, 2009, 01:29:01 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Ruah on May 26, 2009, 07:45:03 AM
1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

I do this a lot, and also spend a lot of time on the bycicle thinking about e-states, and zooming behind people muttering "powpowpow!!!" and then fly past them looking back half-expecting to see them falling to the ground. . .

its becoming a problem
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Kotari on May 26, 2009, 08:45:14 AM
Riding on a motorcycle, looking at a pasture with a horse in it, and wondering when that Pony is going for the HO
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Treize69 on May 26, 2009, 08:53:32 AM
1. I use bug guts on my windshield as a gunsight tying to shoot cars off the road. Shouting OH you would be so dead. Just one 30mm tater and it would cut your car in half.

You know whats even better? Put a white gunsite image on a piece of black construction paper and set it on your dash right in front of the steering wheel. :)

Riding on a motorcycle, looking at a pasture with a horse in it, and wondering when that Pony is going for the HO

ROFLMAO!
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: mechanic on May 26, 2009, 09:36:23 AM
 :rofl Rumble
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: waystin2 on May 26, 2009, 09:39:02 AM
Trying to hit the zoom button on gear shift while driving my truck to get a better picture of what is up ahead... :lol  Yes I have done it!
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: druski85 on May 26, 2009, 09:59:32 AM
...also spend a lot of time on the bycicle thinking about e-states...

I've always been a pretty avid biker, and I grew up in a hilly place.  After several years of AH, when I see hills I now think "how far up this incline can my E take me in top gear before I stall?" ...since it is possible to stall a bicycle.
The other day I was really proud of myself for "roping" another biker on an incline, before popping "WEP" (down-shifting + clipping into pedals) and smokin' him.  Then it dawned on me...
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: PFactorDave on May 26, 2009, 10:08:55 AM
I've caught myself trying to pull back on the steering wheel as I go around on a clover lead type ramp on the Interstate.
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: AAJagerX on May 26, 2009, 10:16:20 AM
While sitting at my desk talking on the phone at work I'll catch myself using the "T" button before I say something.  This happens almost every day... :huh
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Treize69 on May 26, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
I've caught myself trying to pull back on the steering wheel as I go around on a clover lead type ramp on the Interstate.

Ever stomped the pedals to try and avoid a collision? Did that on icy road once. Lent multiple meanings to the word "skid".
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Rich46yo on May 26, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
Ive said, "roger that" on the work radio. Everyone looks at me like Im riding the rock.
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Grape on May 26, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
I have cought myself tying to "zoom in" my view if I am driving and tying to read road sign or bumper sticker...Left thumb just starts searching for the slider on the stearing wheel and I get all confused thinking I did not hit the zoom toggle. Where is that button on a minivan anyway?
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: Bark0 on May 26, 2009, 03:45:00 PM
 :lol

I'm Really addicted.

Wile doing a math test a few weeks ago A question asked "Write a Equation equal to 176" I accidentally wrote .Radio 5 176

I said roger to my dad when he told me to get my homework done.

I Sometime Hallucinate in my dreams after a long day. One time i went to a water park and saw a lighthouse in the middle of it. That night I Thought I was In the lighthouse. I realized I was Hallucinating when I was Pounding on the walls and running around the room Yelling "Get me Out of Here!". After FSO 2 weeks ago I saw a bunch of P-47's and Kept Hearing Vox go on and off about fighters. Wile Hallucinating I somehow managed to find a Chair, and Used a Lincoln-Log Piece as my joystick, moving it about as I landed. It was only when my dad turned on the lights to my room when I realized I was Hallucinating again. :uhoh He was apparently tired of me yelling " Bandit! Bandit" "Check six Padre!" "What P-47 do I take?"

 :rofl
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: SkyRock on May 26, 2009, 05:16:37 PM
:lol

I'm Really addicted.

Wile doing a math test a few weeks ago A question asked "Write a Equation equal to 176" I accidentally wrote .Radio 5 176

I said roger to my dad when he told me to get my homework done.

I Sometime Hallucinate in my dreams after a long day. One time i went to a water park and saw a lighthouse in the middle of it. That night I Thought I was In the lighthouse. I realized I was Hallucinating when I was Pounding on the walls and running around the room Yelling "Get me Out of Here!". After FSO 2 weeks ago I saw a bunch of P-47's and Kept Hearing Vox go on and off about fighters. Wile Hallucinating I somehow managed to find a Chair, and Used a Lincoln-Log Piece as my joystick, moving it about as I landed. It was only when my dad turned on the lights to my room when I realized I was Hallucinating again. :uhoh He was apparently tired of me yelling " Bandit! Bandit" "Check six Padre!" "What P-47 do I take?"

 :rofl

:noid




put the brownie down.....



 :noid
Title: Re: Sonics top ten reasons I might be addicted to AH
Post by: RumbleB on May 26, 2009, 05:44:02 PM
Thought it said he was addicted because he was doing meth a few weeks ago