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Title: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Nemisis on May 28, 2009, 05:56:39 PM: At long last the recipie for infinite happines!!! After excruciatingly long studies and tests scientests have concluded the recipie for infinite happines is..............(drum roll) Hot Pockets and AH2 :D!!! Oh yea!!!, I have proved this on multiple occasions. My only word of advice is not to eat the vegaterain ones; you will go through 3 times as many as they WILL NOT FILL YOU UP. You will also want to plan your sorties arround the microwave!!!.
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Meatwad on May 28, 2009, 06:53:11 PM: Or have a microwave next to the PC
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Treize69 on May 28, 2009, 06:56:23 PM: I would have thought it was three parts booze and one part bacon.
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Motherland on May 28, 2009, 07:00:13 PM: Meh. I don't like Hot Pockets a whole lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Roundeye on May 28, 2009, 07:06:44 PM: Quote from: Treize69 on May 28, 2009, 06:56:23 PM
I would have thought it was three parts booze and one part bacon.

Bacon! :rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related)
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: stodd on May 28, 2009, 08:35:15 PM: Also a 2 liter bottle of Sprite.
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: dkff49 on May 28, 2009, 09:13:08 PM: Quote from: Roundeye on May 28, 2009, 07:06:44 PM
Bacon! :rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related)

wow i thought it was booze and Gibbles (best potato chips ever :rock still made with LARD)
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Reaper90 on May 29, 2009, 06:36:29 AM: Quote from: Motherland on May 28, 2009, 07:00:13 PM
Meh. I don't like Hot Pockets a whole lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

LOL! You beat me to it! When he said Hot Pockets, Jim Gaffigan's routine was the first thing I thought of!
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Angus on May 29, 2009, 08:08:31 AM: I thought it was being married to a beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, but that's just me :devil
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Anaxogoras on May 29, 2009, 09:16:25 AM: Sounds like a recipe for colon cancer.

I grew up eating lots of microwaveable food because no one in my family could cook (or would bother to cook) a decent meal. However, my wife loves to cook delicious meals and now I rarely suffer from hunger while the microwave collects dust.
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on May 29, 2009, 01:06:47 PM: Quote from: Angus on May 29, 2009, 08:08:31 AM
I thought it was being married to a beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, but that's just me :devil

I'd prefer 7 beautiful ones that only put out once a week. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Treize69 on May 29, 2009, 01:09:50 PM: Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on May 29, 2009, 01:06:47 PM
I'd prefer 7 beautiful ones that only put out once a week. :rolleyes:

You, sir, are a man after my own heart. :aok
Title: Re: Recipe for infinite happines
Post by: Nemisis on May 29, 2009, 05:29:02 PM: Quote from: Reaper90 on May 29, 2009, 06:36:29 AM
LOL! You beat me to it! When he said Hot Pockets, Jim Gaffigan's routine was the first thing I thought of!

"step one: remove from sleeve, step two place directly in toilet....OK there we are."
(singing)"diarrhea pockets"