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Title: Ways to get back at your wife....
Post by: Anodizer on June 03, 2009, 12:05:25 AM

Ways to get back at your wife #44

Find an empty whiskey bottle. Fill it with iced tea. (Alternatively, fill an empty vodka bottle with water.) Sit in front of the TV, bleary-eyed, your speech slurred, constantly sucking on the bottle. When your blushing bride asks why you are getting drunk every night, reply "Those old memories are coming back of when I used to have sex with sheep. I thought I’d gotten over it, but I guess not. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Title: Re: Ways to get back at your wife....
Post by: allaire on June 03, 2009, 03:39:06 AM

Wow just wow.  Funny as hell though.

Title: Re: Ways to get back at your wife....
Post by: opposum on June 03, 2009, 10:25:41 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Ways to get back at your wife....
Post by: sluggish on June 03, 2009, 10:29:39 AM

You are trying too hard.

Title: Re: Ways to get back at your wife....
Post by: gpwurzel on June 03, 2009, 10:48:40 AM

Once I got my divorce through from my exwife - made a point of nailing as many of her friends as I could - then telling her  :D

Can you tell things are not harmonious between us?

 :D :D

Wurzel