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Title: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: 10001212 on June 07, 2009, 06:26:55 PM
Why is this game so skewed against the knights? Knight auto ack isnt a 10th as effective as rook/bish. I know hightech will NEVER admit it....but its true. knits losee all midairs.....bish/rook VHs pop after 2min......whats up?!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2009, 06:28:45 PM


 :lol


I give it a 1.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: The Fugitive on June 07, 2009, 06:29:50 PM
are we allowed to use negative numbers? This is a really bad try.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Tec on June 07, 2009, 06:30:00 PM
 :lol

You forgot to mention the secret Bish/Rook conspiracy to always gang up on the Knights.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: DamnedRen on June 07, 2009, 06:31:31 PM
Ever hear the term knitwit? (http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss316/ren1795/thnahnah.gif)

Wait a minute! Im a knit! Sorry, it's ok. Keep whining. (http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss316/ren1795/VIOLIN-vi.gif)

Ren
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: texastc316 on June 07, 2009, 06:33:16 PM
I flew for the nits since 2004, until recently switching to the lowest side. I agree, you are a knitwit.

-10

everyone knows that ack aims at zipcodes first
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: SRD on June 07, 2009, 06:43:30 PM
Here's an idea, go rook or bish....


Please?
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Dadano on June 07, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
Be nice guys :D
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: stodd on June 07, 2009, 07:02:00 PM
Its a government conspiracy against the nits!! ZOMG!


I give it a 3 out of 10, just because I think he is serious.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Belial on June 07, 2009, 07:08:19 PM
Huh? now even I seem smart compared to this :lol
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Scratchman on June 07, 2009, 07:14:37 PM
Hmmm lets see, I logged into Orange arena this a.m. and saw a new map. Not sure the exact base numbers but they were something close to this:
Bish - 11 bases
Nits - 27 bases
Rooks - 23 bases
As it has been for several months now.
-20
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Spikes on June 07, 2009, 07:21:00 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: DMBEAR on June 07, 2009, 07:24:26 PM
Woot,  Someone standing up for all us pansies in knitzlandZ!

Wait did I say US?  :o  DOH!!!

Rooks/Bish, please send one of your recently summer breaking squeakers to the forums to even this embarrassment out!  :D
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: toonces3 on June 07, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
Oh please, this is barely a 1.

What I really want to know is who he's a shade for? No way this guy is brand new.

 :noid
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Nemisis on June 07, 2009, 07:58:05 PM
Hmmm lets see, I logged into Orange arena this a.m. and saw a new map. Not sure the exact base numbers but they were something close to this:
Bish - 11 bases
Nits - 27 bases
Rooks - 23 bases
As it has been for several months now.
-20

Damn, I'm a bish. Hey rooks, the knitwits are leading both us, let's take out conspiracy, well is more of mutual laughing at the knit's almost constant fumbles, blunders, and follies, to a new level. I propose we both disarm our borders with eachother and focus on crushing the knits. How a bout it :t :t :t?       
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Cajunn on June 07, 2009, 08:21:02 PM
Where's the big red button, isn't there suppose to be a big red button,Oh here it is.............


                                     Flush!!!!!! 
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: DamnedRen on June 07, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
Damn, I'm a bish. Hey rooks, the knitwits are leading both us,

Actually, it's called trolling....

(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss316/ren1795/EmoticonCouchHide.gif)
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Clone155 on June 07, 2009, 09:02:15 PM
Let me tell you about the nits,They have a new super weapon. I have witnessed it about a year ago, and it is devastating! I was flying B-17s home with a nit spitfire behind me about 3K away, then all of a sudden, my drones explode instantly and I lose my flaps, ailerons, horizontal stabs, and rudder leaving me unable to move, and auger into the ground giving the spit all 3 kills.

IT IS COMING! The center of Nitland and can shoot to anywere on the map! RUN AWAY!

Hosh posh on trying to cover it up with our SAG (super ack guns), we all have to have some sort of advantage!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: bravoa8 on June 07, 2009, 09:54:48 PM
Let me tell you about the nits,They have a new super weapon. I have witnessed it about a year ago, and it is devastating! I was flying B-17s home with a nit spitfire behind me about 3K away, then all of a sudden, my drones explode instantly and I lose my flaps, ailerons, horizontal stabs, and rudder leaving me unable to move, and auger into the ground giving the spit all 3 kills.

IT IS COMING! The center of Nitland and can shoot to anywere on the map! RUN AWAY!

 :rofl Hacks?
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Nemisis on June 07, 2009, 10:09:14 PM
OH CRAP!!!! See guys, we must band together to defeat the knit menace :D!!!!

*Nemisis and Clone band together to defeat the knits. They are both shot down while attempting to down the uber spits' hangers. they are writen off as KIA* 
     
(all other bishes and rooks) :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
(brovoa) <S> Nem and Clone
(DamedRen) You will both be missed
*in the middle of his saluting a burning, heavly damaged B24 comes apears on the horizion.*
(Brovoa) What the.....O...M...G..., it's Nem and Clone!!!
*Nem and Clone are heros for defeating the uber spits. They are granted acces to the source code :D!!!*

Well theres my spin on things. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: thndregg on June 07, 2009, 10:13:25 PM
More evidence school is out. :(
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: DamnedRen on June 07, 2009, 10:14:00 PM
More like:

Mr's Nem and Clone,

The Statement Department is writing to tell you that your sons have been killed in the line of duty for BEING STUPID!
But, they gave their lives so that others, too, may die.

Signed
The Big O
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: lyric1 on June 07, 2009, 10:45:16 PM
Why is this game so skewed against the knights? Knight auto ack isnt a 10th as effective as rook/bish. I know hightech will NEVER admit it....but its true. knits losee all midairs.....bish/rook VHs pop after 2min......whats up?!
Nits fly in at 50 feet & 50 mile per hour? I wonder if that might have something to do with it?
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: DMBEAR on June 07, 2009, 10:48:55 PM
Nits fly in at 50 feet & 50 mile per hour? I wonder if that might have something to do with it?

Quit knocking my P40!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: vonKrimm on June 07, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Why is this game so skewed against the knights? Knight auto ack isnt a 10th as effective as rook/bish. I know hightech will NEVER admit it....but its true. knits losee all midairs.....bish/rook VHs pop after 2min......whats up?!


trolling with bad bait is "whats up"
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Crash Orange on June 07, 2009, 11:00:24 PM
Let me tell you about the nits,They have a new super weapon. I have witnessed it about a year ago, and it is devastating! I was flying B-17s home with a nit spitfire behind me about 3K away, then all of a sudden, my drones explode instantly and I lose my flaps, ailerons, horizontal stabs, and rudder leaving me unable to move, and auger into the ground giving the spit all 3 kills.

That was HTC testing a new mod to the gun package on the Spit XVI.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: froger on June 08, 2009, 01:05:37 AM
I knew it all along.....the knitts are gettin a bad rap fro HTC

I think i saw that BB ID on a car driving down my block.

car had a nice flame job....


froger <-------- in
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Ruah on June 08, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Knights Reprisent!!

 :rock
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: A8TOOL on June 08, 2009, 03:33:22 AM
 (http://thesquad.forumotion.net/users/a9/77/24/39/smiles/7109.gif) (http://thesquad.forumotion.net/users/a9/77/24/39/smiles/215729.gif)

Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Heater on June 08, 2009, 03:49:47 AM
Ok,

You have found HiTech’s secret


A long time ago when HiTech was little, he was traumatized by a Black Knight, and he vowed that he would never let a Knight win anything for the rest of his life.
So to keep true to this promise he has written the code so that the Knights will always be at a disadvantage.






 :noid :noid :noid :O
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: WMLute on June 08, 2009, 03:51:15 AM

 :lol


I give it a 1.

Naw...  it is at least a 3 because they worked in a Coillision While.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Tec on June 08, 2009, 03:59:16 AM
Naw...  it is at least a 3 because they worked in a Coillision While.

Actually Steve gave it a 3, but due to the OP being a Knit the BBS auto adjusted it down to a 1.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: frank3 on June 08, 2009, 05:54:16 AM
Why is this game so skewed against the knights? Knight auto ack isnt a 10th as effective as rook/bish. I know hightech will NEVER admit it....but its true. knits losee all midairs.....bish/rook VHs pop after 2min......whats up?!

It's compensation for letting you post here :)
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: RipChord929 on June 08, 2009, 06:13:12 AM
I think its a matter of perception..
When I logon, it seems to be 24knits, 18bish, 6rooks.. Or something along those lines.. I see alot of my rook compatriots have switched to knit, so they can join the gangbang.. Geez, WTG guys!  I'm sure you will stand as a monument to all those with no intestinal fortitude!

Whatever.. I hardly play anymore... Got tired of playing the little dutchboy with his finger stuck in the dike...

<S> To all those who stand tall, and refuse to follow the crowd!

RC
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Husky01 on June 08, 2009, 06:16:09 AM
Sigh....
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Kazaa on June 08, 2009, 06:23:05 AM
:lol

You forgot to mention the secret Bish/Rook conspiracy to always gang up on the Knights.

It willl not be much of a secret if you keep on telling the whole BBS, my gosh!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: frank3 on June 08, 2009, 06:33:24 AM
Got tired of playing the little dutchboy with his finger stuck in the dike...

Same here, but I can't do anything about it!  :D
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: usvi on June 08, 2009, 06:47:36 AM
(http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2009/04/crying_baby.jpg)
That big bad bish/rook shot down my pony!
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: pluck on June 08, 2009, 07:20:27 AM
are we allowed to use negative numbers? This is a really bad try.

nope, negative numbers not allowed. However, you can use numbers such as 0.0000000000001.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Heater on June 08, 2009, 07:43:13 AM
Got tired of playing the little dutchboy with his finger stuck in the dike...
Same here, but I can't do anything about it!  :D

I stuck my finger in a Dike once...... :devil
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Twizzty on June 08, 2009, 07:44:57 AM
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd329/TwizztyAH/Fail.gif)
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: LLogann on June 08, 2009, 08:01:32 AM
Looking at Orange right now, I'd say why is HTC skewed against Rook/Bish........

But that's just me.

Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: waystin2 on June 08, 2009, 08:10:30 AM
(http://seminoma.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/paranoid.jpg)
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Shuffler on June 08, 2009, 09:49:50 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: frank3 on June 08, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd329/TwizztyAH/Fail.gif)

It hurts more and more everytime I see him falling  :huh
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 08, 2009, 12:26:50 PM
The OP's morning is starting out good.  He sure caught a lot of little fishes with his lure, must be the new Rapala forum lure that I've heard so much about.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Bruv119 on June 08, 2009, 12:36:46 PM
I   LOLed at this one.

Seems to me it is the Bish recently who keep spouting that the AH community is against them.  But then again maybe its the rooks   :rolleyes:.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: kilz on June 08, 2009, 12:57:52 PM
my head hurts after this one
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: RELIC on June 08, 2009, 01:49:29 PM
Looking at his other posts, I don't think zippy is gonna be posting here much longer.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Spikes on June 08, 2009, 02:02:14 PM
Couple other posts he has:
Fix the game skuzzy. Stop favoring 2 teams over the other

So many cheat codes were in use by bish an rooks that it overloaded the system..........
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: LLogann on June 08, 2009, 02:12:16 PM
Meanwhile.......  He is actually a Rook spy flying Knights!!!   (JK)   :D

Couple other posts he has:
Fix the game skuzzy. Stop favoring 2 teams over the other
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: B4Buster on June 08, 2009, 02:24:50 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl


that accusation is ridiculous
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Wedge1126 on June 08, 2009, 02:45:32 PM
Rooks don't need spys. We all fly high altitude reconnaissance.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: usvi on June 08, 2009, 04:23:11 PM
Rooks don't need spys. We all fly high altitude reconnaissance.
(http://aboutmyatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/earth-from-space-7.jpg)
View from a Rook LOW altitude flight
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: frank3 on June 08, 2009, 04:32:50 PM
Haha, that would be an NOE mission

(Not On the Earth)
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Bark0 on June 08, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
Quote
bish/rook VHs pop after 2min
Have you sat outside a enemy VH with a stopwatch and your eyes glues to the screen waiting to say this? or is it just an estimate?

I believe it's called a re-supply. People take a M3 or C-47 to their base and drop the supplies. The Supplies help the VH or Hanger or anything on the field come up quicker without using the factories in the area.

Maybe Knights don't do that? IDK i haven't been knit in a long wile. you guys still do them "Alliance missions"?

Which reminds me of a old saying when someone kills the water tower on field:

"Yes! now the _______'s Troops cant take showers or brush their teeth anymore! Hooray!"

 :rofl

Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: WMLute on June 08, 2009, 04:52:24 PM
Have you sat outside a enemy VH with a stopwatch and your eyes glues to the screen waiting to say this? or is it just an estimate?

I believe it's called a re-supply. People take a M3 or C-47 to their base and drop the supplies. The Supplies help the VH or Hanger or anything on the field come up quicker without using the factories in the area.

Resupply has zero affect on how fast hangers will come back up.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Bark0 on June 08, 2009, 05:33:48 PM
rly?  :huh

Then Gunit222's in trouble for lying to me

 :lol

Well waddya know, ya learn something new everyday.

didn't know that

 :salute
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: texastc316 on June 08, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
zOMG its summer already isn't  it?
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: BaldEagl on June 08, 2009, 05:49:40 PM
Psst... HT... can you turn down the Knit ack just a tad more?  Thanks.

Yours truely,

Bishland


 :noid
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: lyric1 on June 08, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
Psst... HT... can you turn down the Knit ack just a tad more?  Thanks.

Yours truely,

Bishland


 :noid
Now that is funny.
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: TonyJoey on June 08, 2009, 06:57:40 PM
Have you sat outside a enemy VH with a stopwatch and your eyes glues to the screen waiting to say this? or is it just an estimate?

I believe it's called a re-supply. People take a M3 or C-47 to their base and drop the supplies. The Supplies help the VH or Hanger or anything on the field come up quicker without using the factories in the area.

Maybe Knights don't do that? IDK i haven't been knit in a long wile. you guys still do them "Alliance missions"?

Which reminds me of a old saying when someone kills the water tower on field:

"Yes! now the _______'s Troops cant take showers or brush their teeth anymore! Hooray!"

 :rofl



Got another one akak, hook, line, and sinker. :lol
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: crazyivan on June 08, 2009, 07:25:19 PM
(http://aboutmyatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/earth-from-space-7.jpg)
View from a Rook LOW altitude flight
Who is this astrorook you have a crush on? ROOKS RULE, KNITS DROOL. :t
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 08, 2009, 07:25:57 PM
Got another one akak, hook, line, and sinker. :lol

Yeah, I think I should start selling these to the people in this thread.

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l97/La_Belle_Robinette/troll-b-gone.jpg)


ack-ack
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: TonyJoey on June 09, 2009, 01:27:24 AM
Yeah, I think I should start selling these to the people in this thread.

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l97/La_Belle_Robinette/troll-b-gone.jpg)


ack-ack

 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Why game skewed against knits?
Post by: A8TOOL on June 09, 2009, 01:43:43 AM
Thought it had your (http://galton.org/images/finger-prints.jpg) all over it