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Title: sheep
Post by: phatzo on June 09, 2009, 01:28:24 AM
I just looked at the caption this thread and made an assumption:
here in Australia we believe the Kiwis (New Zealanders) to be the sheep lovin type, but it apears that they are not alone,my question is:-
Who are the sheep lovers in your part of the world?
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: SPKmes on June 09, 2009, 02:11:45 AM
Australians
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Nilsen on June 09, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Australians
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: xbrit on June 09, 2009, 06:20:38 AM
Wales !!  were men are men and sheep are nervous.
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: RipChord929 on June 09, 2009, 06:22:22 AM
San Francisco
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: uptown on June 09, 2009, 06:26:27 AM
Around here we call them the Amish. :lol
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Meatwad on June 09, 2009, 06:48:35 AM
Rednecks
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Nilsen on June 09, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
Rednecks

Australians have been mentioned already  ;)
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: 1pLUs44 on June 09, 2009, 07:09:37 AM
Rednecks

Wrong, that's COUSINS, not sheep! You seem to be confused with "Hicks" :D

Title: Re: sheep
Post by: uptown on June 09, 2009, 07:09:42 AM
Rednecks
I've been to Centralia before. I think i've seen a few of these "rednecks" you speak of.  :lol

But the training facility is in Grapevine, Texas :D
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Denholm on June 09, 2009, 10:17:00 AM
I can confirm that!

A few years back our family made reservations for a train ride on an old steamer in Grapevine. Please mind you these reservations were confirmed one month before the train ride. Showed up on the exact day and time scheduled and they told us, "What train ride?"
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: avionix on June 09, 2009, 01:18:39 PM
Anybody in South Dakota.  They usually wear mud boots and have velcro gloves.   :D
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Dragon on June 09, 2009, 01:58:01 PM
I've been to Centralia before. I think i've seen a few of these "rednecks" you speak of.  :lol

But the training facility is in Grapevine, Texas :D

I don't know about the rednecks in Grapevine, but they obviously like their sheep in Texas



(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/bzavasnik/HitechSheepSign-1.jpg)
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Selino631 on June 09, 2009, 02:11:02 PM
West Virginia
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: DMBEAR on June 09, 2009, 03:20:21 PM
What's not to love?

(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/sheepbike.jpg)
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: ridley1 on June 09, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Belial on June 09, 2009, 03:59:03 PM
Noxen Pennsylvania
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Denholm on June 09, 2009, 04:30:01 PM
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
:lol
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Curlew on June 09, 2009, 04:32:15 PM
What's not to love?

(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/sheepbike.jpg)

pics so it did happen, austrailians!
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Meatwad on June 09, 2009, 10:08:20 PM
I've been to Centralia before. I think i've seen a few of these "rednecks" you speak of.  :lol

But the training facility is in Grapevine, Texas :D

When was you here?
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: uptown on June 10, 2009, 07:04:58 AM
It's been a few years, but I used to go fishin and drinking at Carlyle lake. I caught a 10lb carp dragging a fishing pole there once. :lol
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: trax1 on June 10, 2009, 07:23:36 AM
You know why some men wear kilts?  Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Denholm on June 10, 2009, 10:46:59 AM
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away

You missed it, trax.
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Vulcan on June 10, 2009, 07:24:58 PM
Australians, given their national song is about stealing a sheep, it's known as Waltzing Matilda, and they like to sing it at the beginning of rugby games in Australia, below are the lyrics with translations:

Once a jolly swagman [typical unemployed australian] camped by a billabong [pond]
Under the shade of a coolibah [eucalyptus]  tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy [pot of water]  boiled
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me"

Waltzing Matilda  [romantic australian dance], Waltzing Matilda  [romantic australian dance]
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda  [romantic australian dance], with me"
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy [pot of water] boiled,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda  [romantic australian dance], with me".

Down came a jumbuck [sheep] to drink at that billabong [pond],
Up jumped the swagman [typical unemployed australian] and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck [sheep] in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me".

Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance]
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me"
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck [sheep] in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me".

Up rode the squatter [farmer], mounted on his thoroughbred [horse],
Down came the troopers [police], one, two, three, [australians can't count beyond 3]
"Where's that jolly jumbuck [sheep] you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me".

Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance]
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me"
"Where's that jolly jumbuck [sheep] you've got in your tucker bag?",
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me".

Up jumped the swagman [typical unemployed australian] and sprang into the billabong [pond],
"You'll never catch me alive", said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong [pond],
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me".

Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance]
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me"
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong [pond],
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me."
"Oh, You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda [romantic australian dance], with me."


So there you have it, the Australian national song is basically about an unemployed Aussie who stole a sheep with romantic intentions, was caught by the local cops, and killed himself in a fit of romantic depression and not being able to get his jollies with his beloved sheep.


In New Zealand we have the haka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQeHErp42CY

Title: Re: sheep
Post by: Vulcan on June 10, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Oh and it's worth noting koala's have been suffering an outbreak of chlamydia for a few years now, so it's not just sheep that receive attention from amorous aussies. Now you know why those cute lil koala's hang on to tree's for dear life.