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Title: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: wrongwayric on July 28, 2009, 05:43:20 PM

Well here's the problem...i drove her downtown and filled her up, but when i got her home she wouldn't turn over again?

 I'm stumped? I mean i can get her to turn over but all she does is kind of groan and rumble and there's also a little kind of weird whine noise if i keep at it long enough.

I just don't get it? She was fine till i filled her up with tequila.? ;)

WHY Guys name there cars after girls. "How many times on a cold morning when ya really need her...................she won't turn over?!" :rofl

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Serenity on July 28, 2009, 06:07:16 PM

Quote from: wrongwayric on July 28, 2009, 05:43:20 PM

I just don't get it? She was fine till i filled her up with tequila.? ;)

[Southern mechanic] Well THERES yer problem![/Southern Mechanic]

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: CAP1 on July 28, 2009, 07:06:13 PM

Quote from: wrongwayric on July 28, 2009, 05:43:20 PM

Well here's the problem...i drove her downtown and filled her up, but when i got her home she wouldn't turn over again?

 I'm stumped? I mean i can get her to turn over but all she does is kind of groan and rumble and there's also a little kind of weird whine noise if i keep at it long enough.

I just don't get it? She was fine till i filled her up with tequila.? ;)

WHY Guys name there cars after girls. "How many times on a cold morning when ya really need her...................she won't turn over?!" :rofl

i drive fords. they ALWAYS started for me.


as for the girl.

if she's just rumbling, don't worry. you simply need to jump stasrt her.
 get a tens unit.....preferably a 2 channel one. this is very important. don't try to turn her over. put both connectors for channel one on her right side...you know where. place both connectors for the other channel in the same place, but on the other side. \

 switch the unit on, and then simply start adjusting the dials, until you get her started. it shouldn't take long at all.,
oo....and be prepared to duck n run!!

 :noid :rofl :noid :rofl

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Meatwad on July 28, 2009, 10:29:54 PM

Sounds like she needs a jump. I assume you know where to hook the battery cable to  :D

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: CAP1 on July 28, 2009, 10:40:15 PM

Quote from: Meatwad on July 28, 2009, 10:29:54 PM

Sounds like she needs a jump. I assume you know where to hook the battery cable to  :D

that's what the tens unit is for...... :noid :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Tac on July 29, 2009, 01:51:42 AM

and this is why you dont get them used. 2nd hand always bad m'kay?

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: AKP on July 29, 2009, 07:46:46 AM

And if she's a used model, dont forget you need a head gasket for your pushrod.

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Angus on July 29, 2009, 07:48:13 AM

Not turning over calls for another angle of attack  :t

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Roundeye on July 29, 2009, 03:52:10 PM

Use a tool to make sure the intake and exhaust is not restricted.  If you still get any whine noises, try the choke. :D

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: Serenity on July 29, 2009, 05:20:04 PM

God this thread is SO horrible! lol

Title: Re: Any of you fellas good with girls?
Post by: dunnrite on July 29, 2009, 05:51:52 PM

Quote from: CAP1 on July 28, 2009, 10:40:15 PM

that's what the tens unit is for...... :noid :rofl :aok

OMFG!!

That brings back 15 year old mammaries<SPELLING> :D