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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: rvflyer on August 01, 2009, 05:39:51 PM
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Why do they have to give a full time commentary on their every move?
I'm taking off!
Theres someone my tail!
I am dropping bombs now!
I am out of gas!
I am landing now!
Where you at! <game ID>
And the list goes on and on.
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How do I steer?
How do I talk?
What is Vox?
Can you give me cover, I'm going on a Bomb run!?!?
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ANYBODY NEED A GUNNER?
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Mayday! Mayday! I'm hit! I'm going down! :lol
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O.k. I got the engine to start, what do I do next?
If there's no red or green dots here is it o.k. to drop bombs?
I don't know where to drive to can I follow you? In which they do, and park next to you and leave engine running, ( tanks ).
Who do I shoot at those in green or red?
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Can someone come pick me up? I am on the ground in a chute!
How can I fire my flare!??!!!
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Squeaker: HEY LOTS OF BOMBRZ OVR HERE!!!!
You: Where?
Squeaker: OVR HERE!!
You: Over where?
Squeaker: RIGHT HERE!!!
how do i drive a truck?!?!!?
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
You: please ask before sending a join message.
Squeaker: OK
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
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dont worry larry crazy will never .join you :rofl unless theres women. :x
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Squeaker: HEY LOTS OF BOMBRZ OVR HERE!!!!
You: Where?
Squeaker: OVR HERE!!
You: Over where?
Squeaker: RIGHT HERE!!!
how do i drive a truck?!?!!?
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
You: please ask before sending a join message.
Squeaker: OK
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Just tell them that you cant hear them. It makes it funnier. :rofl
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ANYBODY NEED A GUNNER?
These were my first words ever :)
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:devil Anyboooooooooooody got suppliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies? :devil
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Squeaker: HEY LOTS OF BOMBRZ OVR HERE!!!!
You: Where?
Squeaker: OVR HERE!!
You: Over where?
Squeaker: RIGHT HERE!!!
how do i drive a truck?!?!!?
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
You: please ask before sending a join message.
Squeaker: OK
Squeaker: .join <you>
Squeaker: .join <you>
So true and SO Funny
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I heard a guy one nite, sounded like in his 30s asking permission to take off from such and such runway. He was told no several times, that "the pattern was full". He sat there for quite awhile before he caught on and just took off. :rofl
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Squeaker Hey lynx are you Australian?
me No I bought a mic with a British accent converter.
Sq Really?
me Yer it's got phrases with it... listen. Bloody hell <pause> bloody hell <pause> Core blimey mate <pause> Ello Marry Popins.
Sq That's so cool
me :rofl
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Squeaker Hey lynx are you Australian?
me No I bought a mic with a British accent converter.
Sq Really?
me Yer it's got phrases with it... listen. Bloody hell <pause> bloody hell <pause> Core blimey mate <pause> Ello Marry Popins.
Sq That's so cool
me :rofl
That's a classic! :aok
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I heard a guy one nite, sounded like in his 30s asking permission to take off from such and such runway. He was told no several times, that "the pattern was full". He sat there for quite awhile before he caught on and just took off. :rofl
This one is about as good as the "Hey Joe, Fill er up" story for those that remembers. :rofl
Fred
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I heard a guy one nite, sounded like in his 30s asking permission to take off from such and such runway. He was told no several times, that "the pattern was full". He sat there for quite awhile before he caught on and just took off. :rofl
:lol :lol
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Yeah Ahh know boy...ittttt cooommmpppuuuttteeesss
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Squeaker Hey lynx are you Australian?
me No I bought a mic with a British accent converter.
Sq Really?
me Yer it's got phrases with it... listen. Bloody hell <pause> bloody hell <pause> Core blimey mate <pause> Ello Marry Popins.
Sq That's so cool
me :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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O.k. I got the engine to start, what do I do next?
If there's no red or green dots here is it o.k. to drop bombs?
I don't know where to drive to can I follow you? In which they do, and park next to you and leave engine running, ( tanks ).
Who do I shoot at those in green or red?
I want this game fixed and I want it fixed now!
this new update is c***!
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Aside from the really annoying ones, ya gotta love their enthusiasm and cant help but smile at their innocent naivety while they have fun the way kids should. Remember guys, none of us were born with all the knowledge of the universe already planted in our brains.
Think back, for alot of you, it really wasn't so long ago that your shoe size was the same as theirs, and honestly, were your really that different?
However, I still often find myself typing .squelch <squeaker> and thank the Gods they stay on squad channel more than range.
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Mayday! Mayday! I'm hit! I'm going down! :lol
:rofl
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Lol
thank god for squeltch :aok
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Y'know new people will ask a lot of questions, they wanna get good, but what happens if they just get on your nerves????
I always tell them to go to the Training arena or offline arena and get good, once they are DECENT.... You stop getting questions like, how do i start my vehicle?
How do i join a squad?
How do i calibrate my bomb sights?
How do I shoot down a plane?.... I've heard that one
I found a puppy, should I keep it?
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Hey Davj everyone knows the flare is the first shot from your 45.
Russheim is Bish Rescue Captain & organizes the search & rescue missions for all the noobs.
I think some of them are still waiting for Russ to get close enough so they can fire their flares.
Sometimes the flares are with their parachute & the panic when they lose their chute is worth the price of admission alone