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Title: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: xbrit on August 04, 2009, 02:25:10 AM
Well looks like some of our English bretheren have come to HTC's rescue and are soon to be making a donation...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cumbria/8182791.stm
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: phatzo on August 04, 2009, 02:50:18 AM
We all know that the bish have the sheep.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 04:00:58 AM
(cough) I have all the sheep, and untill this swine flu thing is over,they stay in my bedroom err I mean....in a secure place....
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 04, 2009, 04:06:22 AM
(cough) I have all the sheep, and untill this swine flu thing is over,they stay in my bedroom err I mean....in a secure place....

Joc!  You leprechaun lovin', sheep molesting son of a ewe!  They let you out on parole or did they finally give prisoners access to the Internet? 


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 05:07:00 AM
Lol Akakakakaka!!! aye Im back,I always come back lol,but cant fly till this stuttery thing is fixed lol till then Ill just count sheeps  :D
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Scratchman on August 04, 2009, 06:26:40 AM
They are in the barns in Rookland, the one's that only a jeep can drive into. Seems too many people were trying to run them over in the open fields. However there are now concerns what all those strange sounds coming from these barns are.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Masherbrum on August 04, 2009, 10:23:24 AM
(cough) I have all the sheep, and untill this swine flu thing is over,they stay in my bedroom err I mean....in a secure place....

I found your Mobile Sheep pens!   :O
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: CraneMan on August 04, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
I assure you there will be no shortage of sheep anytime soon. The VF-6 has been stockpiling them for years now.
Although there will be a very VERY hefty price to be paid for either buying them or "renting" them. Our sheep are of the highest quality possible and to be treated with tender loving care and respect at all times. Anyone caught doing otherwise will be tortured and suffer a slow painful death. Contact one of your VF-6 representatives to obtain further information. Thank you and have a nice day.

P.S. I have yet to see any sheep in the new version. Are they still out there??
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 11:12:29 AM
I beg to differ!!! here we have examples of a)Rook sheeps and b) Nit sheeps,and in the final photo,actual proof of the great sheep evacuation that took place in Ah1,when many many thousands of sheeps were taken into 'protective custody' by the Bish (we left the ugly ones) they were taken to a nearby captured airfield and hauled away by many C47s in the 'great wooly airlift'
(http://www.war4u.co.uk/ugly.jpg)
(http://www.war4u.co.uk/skinny.jpg)
(http://www.war4u.co.uk/manysheep.jpg)
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: usvi on August 04, 2009, 11:15:24 AM
BURP!
(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/python-eating_a_sheep.jpg)
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 11:25:55 AM
Lol which is the nearest the Nits n Rooks will come to a good lookin sheep...... :x
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: CraneMan on August 04, 2009, 11:30:16 AM
BURP!
(http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/python-eating_a_sheep.jpg)

OMFG!! :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Saxman on August 04, 2009, 11:32:04 AM
They are in the barns in Rookland, the one's that only a jeep can drive into. Seems too many people were trying to run them over in the open fields. However there are now concerns what all those strange sounds coming from these barns are.

We're using them to keep the spies from the Nits and Bish distracted.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Skuzzy on August 04, 2009, 11:41:13 AM
(cough) I have all the sheep, and untill this swine flu thing is over,they stay in my bedroom err I mean....in a secure place....

OMG!  I knew if we laced the arenas with sheep dip, you would find your way back!

How the heck are ya JOC?  We had figured you got tangled up with some bad sheep.  I have seen it happen.  It ain't pretty.  They string you along for a long slow ride into the abyss and then when you are about to hit bottom, they leave ewe, broken, shattered, a hollowed out fleece of what you were before.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
Lol heya Skuzz!!!!, :D you know how it happens,quiet night in the bar,then in the corner u see a cute sheep,she gives you the eye and I dunno,its the beer,the music,next thing you know youre walking up the isle,the parents hate you cos they think ur just another sheppard trying to get the wool off their daughter and away,still,you know what they say......'only a fool resists the wool' lol  :x :D
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: -aper- on August 04, 2009, 11:53:56 AM
Seriously:
(http://users.tpg.com.au/adslqurg/Sheep.jpg)
 ;)
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: xbrit on August 04, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
One good thing to come out of this thread is that JOC woke up !!
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: usvi on August 04, 2009, 01:27:28 PM
Someone is playing a sick game...
(http://pixhost.ws/avaxhome/85/c0/000bc085_medium.jpeg)
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 04, 2009, 01:59:22 PM
Too.....much.....sheep.....st uff.......(faints)
oh.......HEY XBRIT!!!!!!!!! lol <S>  :D
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Vulcan on August 04, 2009, 04:23:38 PM
Now about my avatar that you took away skuzzy....
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: crazierthanu on August 04, 2009, 05:48:45 PM
Now about my avatar that you took away skuzzy....

Skuzzy didn't take it. It was the sheep, doh.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Skuzzy on August 05, 2009, 01:30:04 PM
JOC has trained them well.  Although I think the leather straps are a bit much.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 05, 2009, 03:13:34 PM
But I like wearin the straps! all part of the sheppards kit lol :x
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Skuzzy on August 05, 2009, 03:22:02 PM
Now that is a visual I did not need.  OY!!
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 05, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
A night in the Joc household...


(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mgt/lowres/mgtn130l.jpg)


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 05, 2009, 04:22:02 PM
This is how Joc likes his ewes...fast and loose.


(http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/6/0/1/sheep.jpg)


ack-ack
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 05, 2009, 04:52:10 PM
I wanna know how the hell u got that photo Akak, :eek:was that you in the cupboard????? :mad:
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: SPKmes on August 05, 2009, 06:05:33 PM
......You can't have any of ours,we are running low.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5780105/nzers-down-to-7-6-sheep-each/
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: steely07 on August 05, 2009, 10:20:08 PM
Good to see you back Joc, it's been too long Mate!!

(http://users.tpg.com.au/steelyj//sheep_stockings.jpg)

Just for you :)

Steely
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Vulcan on August 06, 2009, 03:37:09 PM
......You can't have any of ours,we are running low.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5780105/nzers-down-to-7-6-sheep-each/

:( I might have to stop shooting the feral goats.
Title: Re: Who stole the sheep ?
Post by: Joc on August 06, 2009, 04:19:25 PM
lol Hiya Steely!!!  :salute thanks for the pic of my ex...... :uhoh