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Title: When you gotta go...
Post by: Kweassa on August 10, 2009, 04:16:02 AM

Suddenly the topic sprang up in my mind...

When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

How common was the pilot relief tube system amongst the aircraft of WW2?

It'd be interesting to see how many of our AH planes were equipped with such considerations for the pilot.

I'm guessing probably most of the bombers had them.. but small fighter aircraft...??





Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Karnak on August 10, 2009, 10:09:45 AM
Based on comments I've seen from P-51 pilots, I am guessing the P-51 did not have any such system.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Enker on August 10, 2009, 01:14:23 PM
I believe the P-47 had one, but it froze over at altitude, same for the P-51, as I vaguely remember Chuck Yeager talking about how they froze over, causing the pilots to go before take off, otherwise they would have to hold it. From Yeager, the autobiography.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Grendel on August 10, 2009, 01:47:25 PM
Interestingly, from my talks with Finnish pilots, they told that the American built fighters did have relief tubes, others not. Those that didn't have included Me 109, MS 406, Fiat G-50 for example. On the other hand, Curtiss Hawk 36 and Brewster did have pissing tubes.

Bombers, perhaps surprisingly, didn't seem to have those, though. Blenheims didnt. Ju-88s/Dorniers, I don't know. British had interesting experiences with jammed bomb days until they noticed that the crew  werepissing in bomb bay - and the piss froze the bomb doors, that wouldn't then open...

Or perhaps the tubes on the earlier B17s were poorly located, so the crew thought it easier to do their needs elsewhere.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Soulyss on August 10, 2009, 03:01:10 PM
Based on comments I've seen from P-51 pilots, I am guessing the P-51 did not have any such system.

Actually there's a chance the 51 did, in Anderson's book there's a passage where he talks about the relief tube.  It was there, but at altitude moisture would get in the there and freeze frequently, and the hassle of actually using it considering how many layers of clothing they wore usually meant that he just didn't bother.  I'll see if I can find the specific passage when I get home from work.

Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: TheAce on August 10, 2009, 03:11:37 PM
Wasn't there just a small hatch by the tail wheel in the B17 where you could just set your butt down and let it all out in view of the tail gunner?
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Soulyss on August 10, 2009, 03:51:02 PM
Being somewhat of a slow work day, I scanned through the different aircraft sections of America's Hundred Thousand, and of all the fighter types deployed the only one that didn't mention a relief tube being furnished with the aircraft was the F6F.

Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Enker on August 10, 2009, 07:59:50 PM
Wasn't there just a small hatch by the tail wheel in the B17 where you could just set your butt down and let it all out in view of the tail gunner?
It was a small toilet actually. And I think that was in the G and after, though I would think that your posterior region would freeze to the seat.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Speed55 on August 11, 2009, 06:04:57 PM
Suddenly the topic sprang up in my mind...


You wouldn't happen to have been sitting in traffic would you?
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Nemisis on August 12, 2009, 01:01:56 PM
We should all get those for out AH2 gaming rigs :aok. No more "away from keyboard" messages.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Kweassa on August 12, 2009, 05:51:07 PM
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You wouldn't happen to have been sitting in traffic would you?

 Actually, there was a debate on how the pilots took care of their bladders and bowels, in a small local web community on military history that I am a part of. The topic came up when someone mentioned how medieval knights took care of business during battles - just pis*ing and shi*ing in armour, right on top of a horse... and how the squires and attendants would have to clean it up after the master returned smelling like crap (literally).

Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Guppy35 on August 12, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Based on comments I've seen from P-51 pilots, I am guessing the P-51 did not have any such system.

51s had a relief tube.  Classic story was the pilot who didn't want to hassle with having to undo everything during a flight.  he instead taped the relief tube to his 'joystick'.  He didn't really notice anything until he got to altitude when things starting to feel cold, then numb.  The relief tube of course vented to outside the fuselage.  By the time he got back to base he was in great pain as things had frozen, unfrozen and swollen up so that the relief tube had to be cut off.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Big Rat on August 12, 2009, 07:36:42 PM
OUCH!!!!, bet that made for a long flight :cry

 :salute
BigRat
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Nemisis on August 13, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
Poor guy. That must have SUCKED!
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: sandwich on August 13, 2009, 01:39:11 PM
im thinking you should be able to take a leak out of the waist gunner position.

as long as youre not at 25k.

just after takeoff or just before landing.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 13, 2009, 04:14:00 PM
Actually, there was a debate on how the pilots took care of their bladders and bowels, in a small local web community on military history that I am a part of. The topic came up when someone mentioned how medieval knights took care of business during battles - just pis*ing and shi*ing in armour, right on top of a horse... and how the squires and attendants would have to clean it up after the master returned smelling like crap (literally).



There was an engineer that used to work for my father that flew F-14s in the '70s and early '80s.  I remember asking him once what happens if he has to go to the bathroom and he said he told me that most pilots would try and refrain from drinking fluids before flights but that wasn't always possible because of dehydration and wore adult diapers.  The "Piddle Packs" they were given wasn't very easy to use and quite cumbersome.  To use the Piddle Packs, the pilot would have to fly the plane while unzipping his flight suit, connect himself to the Piddle Pack and do his business all the while flying the plane.  It was just easier and safer for them just to wear an adult diaper and relieve themselves in their flight suit.

ack-ack
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Guppy35 on August 13, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
im thinking you should be able to take a leak out of the waist gunner position.

as long as youre not at 25k.

just after takeoff or just before landing.

Ball turret gunners had a big gripe with folks who let fly out the bomb bay as it tended to freeze up on the outside of the ball turret.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Guppy35 on August 13, 2009, 04:36:51 PM
The Lanc and other British heavies had what was called an Elsan toilet in the rear of the plane.  The biggest issue with that one, was guys freezing to the seat.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Chalenge on August 13, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
For those of you 'less endowed' individuals:  :D

The name of the song is "12 inch noodle" and none of Dos Gringos songs are safe for any environment...

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Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Kweassa on August 13, 2009, 08:33:44 PM
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The Lanc and other British heavies had what was called an Elsan toilet in the rear of the plane.  The biggest issue with that one, was guys freezing to the seat.

You mean the butt cheeks freezing onto the toilet covers?

...

zounds...
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Charge on August 14, 2009, 12:47:46 AM
LOL Chalenge, that was a good one!  :D

-C+
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Scherf on August 14, 2009, 08:06:48 AM
Poor guy. That must have SUCKED!

Lucky he didn't try to bale out.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: AKP on August 14, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
Lucky he didn't try to bale out.

If he had been in a situation where he had to bail... I can just imagine the battle going through his mind...

"go down in flames... or rip it off... go down in flames... or rip it off... go down in flames... or rip it off... "
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Nemisis on August 14, 2009, 12:15:31 PM
Tough decition. What would suck for him is if he tryed to rip it of and it scrathed him up and cut him. He eventually gets it off only to discover that the canopy is jamed and what a suprise he has bullet proof glass in his canopy.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: TheAce on August 14, 2009, 07:24:19 PM
If he had been in a situation where he had to bail... I can just imagine the battle going through his mind...

"go down in flames... or rip it off... go down in flames... or rip it off... go down in flames... or rip it off... "
:rofl
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: Guppy35 on August 14, 2009, 10:43:51 PM
You mean the butt cheeks freezing onto the toilet covers?

...

zounds...

Yep.  Apparently Bomber Command and 8th AF crews were known to drop the frozen solid at high altitude waste on to Germany hoping it might hit someone or something as well.
Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: lyric1 on August 15, 2009, 10:36:55 AM
B-25-H Dunny set up.

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Title: Re: When you gotta go...
Post by: OmegaZS on August 17, 2009, 03:07:21 PM
I bet "depends" woulda been a welcome addition back then.