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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Shuffler on August 12, 2009, 12:56:22 AM
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are not SAPP. Just posting so folks won't think we have individuals like that in the group. SAPP is open to all individuals from any squadron. SAPP folks are interested in the history of the P-38. We draw the line with folks that are gamey or show poor judgement towards the AH Community.
While both diana and antovortex wish they were in SAPP and show so by putting our logo in their sig... neither will ever be SAPP material.
Thanks
Shuff
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Who runs this ragtag group of flaming-1wheel down-augerer's anyway? Seems like a good group ;)
:salute
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Who runs this ragtag group of flaming-1wheel down-augerer's anyway? Seems like a good group ;)
:salute
The Consortium Of 12
We always try to have fun when we fly as a group. Landings are optional..... very optional. Auguring is the preferred method of getting our planes fixed. <S>
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Shuffler! How dare thee divulge thy secrets of the Consortium of Twelve! Now though has revealed that which has been kept secret since the introduction of Aces High 2! Because of you everyone will know that SAPP is actually a conspiracy which controls HiTech himself! Why else would the P38 have been the first plane remodeled and added onto AH2? Now everyone will know why HiTech "fixed" the P38's nasty stalls and flaps and actually turned them into anti-gravity devices! I mean have you even looked in the tower of the Midway terrain? There is a document laying on the desk that clearly says "SAPP" on it!
Before you know it, those which we do not see as equals, will learn that the Consortium of Twelve include:
Skuzzy = Grand Exalted Ruler of the Consortium of 12 ex officio
CokryJR = Exalted Ruler pro tempore
Raptor = Exalted Ruler pro tempore emeritus
AKAK= Esteemed Leading Knight of Oxygen and altitidue
Murdr = Esteemed Loyal Knight of the Duct Tape
Shuffler = Esteemed Lecturing Knight of the Blender
Estes = Gracious Secretary
Delirium = Treasurer
Soulyss= Inner Guard
SaVage = Esquire
Mensa = Eunuch
Fianna = Organist
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Auguring is the preferred method of getting our planes fixed.
I enjoyed watching you and cactus suicide into the triple-a tonight. :)
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I enjoyed watching you and cactus suicide into the triple-a tonight. :)
We had just read a new book filtering through SAPP. "The History Of Dweebonics and how you can prosper at it". It is a real page turner!
Of course it is the twin engined version as is all our reading material. :P
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I enjoyed watching you and cactus suicide into the triple-a tonight. :)
Suiciding into the AAA! Never!
I was ramming the enemy tower for your information.
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Suiciding into the AAA! Never!
I was ramming the enemy tower for your information.
:P
Show-off :D
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I enjoyed watching you and cactus suicide into the triple-a tonight. :)
It's all part of our new attack doctrine, which includes ramming field guns (as shown by Shuff and cactus) and using torpedoes to take down building in the town. Once Mensa gets done with her pilot's license and entry exams for beauty school (or secretarial school, forgot which), she's going to further refine the process of using torpedoes on towns. So far, she's been able to take out an entire street with just one torpedo. Got to hand it to the young girl, once she gets her mind on something, there is no shaking her.
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......... once she gets her mind on something, there is no shaking her.
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Which explains why she sleeps so much...... can't wake her up.
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Two groupies now? N72 and Storch carrying the torch for SAPP. Who'da thunk it.
Must be the price of cartoon fame or infamy as the case may be :)
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Shuffler! How dare thee divulge thy secrets of the Consortium of Twelve! Now though has revealed that which has been kept secret since the introduction of Aces High 2! Because of you everyone will know that SAPP is actually a conspiracy which controls HiTech himself! Why else would the P38 have been the first plane remodeled and added onto AH2? Now everyone will know why HiTech "fixed" the P38's nasty stalls and flaps and actually turned them into anti-gravity devices! I mean have you even looked in the tower of the Midway terrain? There is a document laying on the desk that clearly says "SAPP" on it!
Before you know it, those which we do not see as equals, will learn that the Consortium of Twelve include:
<Removed by order of The Consortium of 12>
I can't wait to see the faces on everyone when they find out that HiTech is nothing more than our own creation. I do think it was a spark of unintentional genius when Corky accidentally misspelled some words one day when he was posting as HiTech. All it did was solidify that 'HiTech' really existed in the peasant's eyes but again, I do have to hand it to our resident Wonder Girl, Mensa for coming up with the idea of Skuzzy. That was just a pure stroke of genius to create that character. Waffle, Pyro, -sudz- and the rest just fell into place after that. We did have to tell Silat to stop posting under Waffle though, posts started to get a little salacious.
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I knew dey was cheating in dur p38 :D yall are something else :lol
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are not SAPP. Just posting so folks won't think we have individuals like that in the group. SAPP is open to all individuals from any squadron. SAPP folks are interested in the history of the P-38. We draw the line with folks that are gamey or show poor judgement towards the AH Community.
While both diana and antovortex wish they were in SAPP and show so by putting our logo in their sig... neither will ever be SAPP material.
Thanks
Shuff
Say goodbye to your chat privs buddy!
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The Consortium of Twelve never fails to bring a smile to my face no matter how many times I see it. I was struck by a bolt of epiphany on todays reading though. The realization that Mensa is a female and a eunuch indicates that she is the very inspiration for the book "The Female Eunuch" that helped to further the cause of the her fellow feminazis. The main point of this revelation being to establish a firm mental picture of Mensa in my mind's eye which I try to do for all AH players - it is a favorite game within the game of mine. I can see now, Mensa wears no bra.
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Two groupies now? N72 and Storch carrying the torch for SAPP. Who'da thunk it.
Must be the price of cartoon fame or infamy as the case may be :)
...and "Free Advertising" at their expense! :rock
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I mean have you even looked in the tower of the Midway terrain? There is a document laying on the desk that clearly says "SAPP" on it!
Was it this one?
(http://specialedandme.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pinkalicious-cover.jpg)
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Was it this one?
(http://specialedandme.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pinkalicious-cover.jpg)
Mensa got a cupcake for her birthday, WTG princess.
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Was it this one?
(http://specialedandme.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/pinkalicious-cover.jpg)
Oops, someone left Mensa's Self Portrait out... someone should really hang that on the fridge for her.
I was actually referring to this one:
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7721/midwaye.jpg)
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The main point of this revelation being to establish a firm mental picture of Mensa in my mind's eye which I try to do for all AH players - it is a favorite game within the game of mine. I can see now, Mensa wears no bra.
Mensa is a little hottie. She also likes to fly under the shade "JailBait" sometimes.
(http://english.people.com.cn/200507/20/images/0719_B99.jpg)
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Mensa is a little hottie. She also likes to fly under the shade "JailBait" sometimes.
(http://english.people.com.cn/200507/20/images/0719_B99.jpg)
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That helps with the mental picture. The fact that your sig indicates that she is a lesbian is... I digress.
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Its hard to tell, if its the right leg or the left leg, that is the Peg leg in the picture.
Ack-Ack I think your pulling are Leg. Mensa doesn't have a peg leg :confused:
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Its hard to tell, if its the right leg or the left leg, that is the Peg leg in the picture.
Ack-Ack I think your pulling are Leg. Mensa doesn't have a peg leg :confused:
It's amazing how modern science and make an artificial leg look so real. Just another testiment to the courage and tenacity of Mensa, she never let her peg leg or lazyeye get in her way to getting her pilot's license. :salute Mensa
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P38 is perhaps the worst airplane of WWII.
Between its limited range of 2,200ish miles at 30,000 feet, its limited speed of only 414 mph, 2,800 feet a min climb rate, ceiling of only 30,000 - 45,000 feet, munitions limited to only torpedo's, rockets, bombs up to 1,000 lbs ea, .50 cal and 20mm MG's and Cannons only firing from the nose fairing practically making convergence useless since it only shot straight out from the pilots perspective, and a very limited production run of only about 9,500 aircraft.. its almost embarrassing to claim it has a fan club.
Now the Douglas TBD Devastator, now that was an airplane to be proud of. But I personally am a founding member of the "LAGG" Society, celebrating the LAGG-1 and -3, both fine examples of "Lakirovannii Garantirovannii Grob"
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P38 is perhaps the worst airplane of WWII.
Between its limited range of 2,200ish miles at 30,000 feet, its limited speed of only 414 mph, 2,800 feet a min climb rate, ceiling of only 30,000 - 45,000 feet, munitions limited to only torpedo's, rockets, bombs up to 1,000 lbs ea, .50 cal and 20mm MG's and Cannons only firing from the nose fairing practically making convergence useless since it only shot straight out from the pilots perspective, and a very limited production run of only about 9,500 aircraft.. its almost embarrassing to claim it has a fan club.
Now the Douglas TBD Devastator, now that was an airplane to be proud of. But I personally am a founding member of the "LAGG" Society, celebrating the LAGG-1 and -3, both fine examples of "Lakirovannii Garantirovannii Grob"
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P38 is perhaps the worst airplane of WWII.
Between its limited range of 2,200ish miles at 30,000 feet, its limited speed of only 414 mph, 2,800 feet a min climb rate, ceiling of only 30,000 - 45,000 feet, munitions limited to only torpedo's, rockets, bombs up to 1,000 lbs ea, .50 cal and 20mm MG's and Cannons only firing from the nose fairing practically making convergence useless since it only shot straight out from the pilots perspective, and a very limited production run of only about 9,500 aircraft.. its almost embarrassing to claim it has a fan club.
Now the Douglas TBD Devastator, now that was an airplane to be proud of. But I personally am a founding member of the "LAGG" Society, celebrating the LAGG-1 and -3, both fine examples of "Lakirovannii Garantirovannii Grob"
Ask Reynolds about the capabilities of the TBM in the Dueling Arena.