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Title: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 18, 2009, 08:58:06 PM
Just because Lusche hasn't seen a "Fix Collision" thread in awhile.  Enjoy.


ack-ack
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: PK1Mw on August 18, 2009, 09:03:32 PM
Oh boy... :)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: grizz441 on August 18, 2009, 09:04:02 PM
I got collided 5 times in a row yesterday and I got the brunt of the damage every single time, the system is broken!!!  :D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: mensa180 on August 18, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
I didn't get my way, the system is broken!!! 
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Wreked on August 18, 2009, 09:11:41 PM
I got collided 5 times in a row yesterday and I got the brunt of the damage every single time, the system is broken!!!  :D

That'll teach ya to not let your Anit-Collision Insurance policy lapse!! :lol

cheers eh!
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: texastc316 on August 18, 2009, 09:13:28 PM
.report AKAK
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Banshee7 on August 18, 2009, 09:15:57 PM
AKAK, didn't I tell you the cure for your HO addiction?
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Beefcake on August 18, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Yeah! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Someone just ran a fighter into the back of B17's and called me a ace pilot! Fix the Collisions!
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: BillyD on August 18, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: texastc316 on August 18, 2009, 09:28:44 PM
See Rule #6

you photochopped that, thats not real!! Turret to short

 :noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: BillyD on August 18, 2009, 09:42:18 PM
 :noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: SunBat on August 18, 2009, 09:52:32 PM
Dude, the search function is your friend. Why don't you do a search before exposing what a noob you are?  Tard.  :aok
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Madkow on August 18, 2009, 10:01:59 PM
I got collided 5 times in a row yesterday and I got the brunt of the damage every single time, the system is broken!!!  :D

But they just gave us nice looking clouds. Now your asking for something else?
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: lagger86 on August 18, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
Dude, the search function is your friend. Why don't you do a search before exposing what a noob you are?  Tard.  :aok
Outstanding post :aok I am shocked that you would be so subtle however.

 I think you might be losing your edge dude....just sayin. :salute
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Motherland on August 18, 2009, 10:05:07 PM
What is this???? Someone flew straight through me and flew off with no damage??? WTF????
Can't be my internet, my ping is only 1200!!
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2009, 10:07:20 PM
It sux, fix it!!!!!!



 :furious :furious :furious

 :cry
 :cry
 :cry
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: dkff49 on August 18, 2009, 10:14:10 PM
I told you Lusche. WTFG  :t

Figures it was AckAck though. :D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: AirFlyer on August 18, 2009, 10:16:07 PM
Wtf, tried to ram a B24 and I only lost a wing and nothing happened to him, system needs to be fixed quick!

:D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: stodd on August 18, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
OMG THIS IS SUCH BS!! I HAVE COLLIDED WITH THE GROUND ECLEAST A HUNDRED TIMES AND I HAVENT WON ONCE!!! GROUND IS OVER MODELED!!!
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: mensa180 on August 18, 2009, 10:42:46 PM
What is this???? Someone flew straight through me and flew off with no damage??? WTF????
Can't be my internet, my ping is only 1200!!

Wow the same thing happens to me but your ping is way too low for it to happen to you!  My ping is still only 20000 though!  wtf, collision hax!!@#
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 18, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
I told you Lusche. WTFG  :t

Figures it was AckAck though. :D

(http://www.deepseaartworks.com/ProductImages/Little%20Devil%20Sticker%20Large.jpg)


ack-ack
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: thndregg on August 18, 2009, 11:08:33 PM
Just because Lusche hasn't seen a "Fix Collision" thread in awhile.  Enjoy.


ack-ack

(http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/01/allstatelogotop.jpg)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: gyrene81 on August 18, 2009, 11:13:03 PM
ECLEAST
WTF is that? Too many infomercials...





I still blame it all on the ninja squirrels...they are 1337 haxxors using the over modelled trees!!!


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fWR8DhqQ9lw/SnM1cE3RVUI/AAAAAAAAAgU/gjyWjBd37C4/s400/0c636debb48222c27f73768855d0f77c.jpg.gif.jpeg)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Roscoroo on August 19, 2009, 01:55:14 AM
haven't missed much have I ... (http://www.roscoroo.com/Secret%20link%20folder/ourgang.jpg)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Lusche on August 19, 2009, 07:09:42 AM
Just because Lusche hasn't seen a "Fix Collision" thread in awhile.  Enjoy.


ack-ack



Awwwwwwww...

(http://r.universalscraps.com/shay773/en/thank.you/thank_you_052.gif)

 :D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Dragon on August 19, 2009, 07:27:45 AM
Colliding with a panzer while in Hurricane and I get sent to the tower, WTF.   :furious :furious :furious



Fix it soon or I'm gonna quit.  :mad:
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: hammer on August 19, 2009, 07:46:45 AM
I've been colliding with lots of bullets, the ground, trees, etc, etc. I believe these collisions should be optional.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 19, 2009, 07:57:44 AM


Awwwwwwww...

(http://r.universalscraps.com/shay773/en/thank.you/thank_you_052.gif)

 :D
with that pic, youve just confirmed a fews questions i had about you.  :noid :noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: DCCBOSS on August 19, 2009, 07:58:19 AM
Yes I too have been colliding with bullets, mine don't cause damage but there's does  :huh it's a conspiracy  :noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 19, 2009, 07:59:26 AM
This had great collision detection

(http://blogs.theage.com.au/screenplay/archives/pong.bmp)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: hitech on August 19, 2009, 08:00:38 AM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them. I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Kazaa on August 19, 2009, 08:02:31 AM
How does $14.99 a month sound. :D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Dragon on August 19, 2009, 08:03:15 AM
We can't afford to fix our planes after paying you for the car repairs.  :)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 19, 2009, 08:04:06 AM
How does $14.99 a month sound. :D
Thats just wrong lololol  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: crims on August 19, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
How does $14.99 a month sound. :D

Sounds to me its going up. 2 cars in one week ............   :O
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: SIK1 on August 19, 2009, 10:01:43 AM
idk it's been working out for me these last few times. I say leave it alone.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: SkyRock on August 19, 2009, 10:52:59 AM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them. I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech
Yikes!  That's a double whammy for the cars and the insurance hike afterwards! Might you suggest she take a driving course?   or better yet, just agree that it was the other drivers' fault and eat the loss in silence.  :devil
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: batch on August 19, 2009, 10:56:29 AM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them. I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech

was hers totalled while the other guy drove merrily away without a scratch also?
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: gyrene81 on August 19, 2009, 11:16:53 AM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them.
Please don't tell us she was dweebing and went for the HO and lost...twice.
Maybe you could get her a good driving simulator and let her practice in the safety of the house before she jumps into the real thing???



I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech
I think of it as job security for the mechanics and ground crew...the more we tear up, the more practice they get fixing it.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: waystin2 on August 19, 2009, 11:21:43 AM
I had to be a part of this great idea for a thread.  Which one do you think gets to fly away undamaged? :x

(http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image5/aerial.collision.jpg)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: texastc316 on August 19, 2009, 11:29:45 AM
I had to be a part of this great idea for a thread.  Which one do you think gets to fly away undamaged? :x

(http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image5/aerial.collision.jpg)

the one at the bottom of pic
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: CAP1 on August 19, 2009, 11:54:57 AM
while your at it, fix the ground. it's over modeled.  :noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Max on August 19, 2009, 12:12:08 PM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them. I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech

Anniversary present suggestion  :D

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6870/pickup2.jpg) (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/pickup2.jpg/)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Wreked on August 19, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech


I'd like to offer a friendly easy payment Collision Insurance Policy to those of you with a fear of heavy repair bills from HTC.

Please remit : $20 monthly in unmarked bills
To: Youbet Imascam
In : a brown paper bag

...a couple of the boys will drop by for pickup!!

...never fear the HO again eh!

Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Motherland on August 19, 2009, 01:34:45 PM
I had to be a part of this great idea for a thread.  Which one do you think gets to fly away undamaged? :x

(http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image5/aerial.collision.jpg)
We'd have to see the other guy's FE.

:D
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Bear76 on August 19, 2009, 02:31:57 PM
I didn't get my way, the system is broken!!! 
This is my life :huh
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: morfiend on August 19, 2009, 06:41:30 PM
My wife collided driving 2 different cars in 1 week, I had to pay to fix them. I think all players must pay real $ to have there planes fixed after colliding because with out paying it is not realistic at all, I have never heard of breaking a plane being free.

HiTech



 My wife did that once!


  Oh did you meet my "new" wife.... :lol
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Sc00ter on August 19, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
I always thought collisions were another skillful way to die.


No Fat Chicks on this Sc00ter
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Tec on August 19, 2009, 07:37:47 PM
was hers totalled while the other guy drove merrily away without a scratch also?

Fish on!
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 19, 2009, 08:13:19 PM


Awwwwwwww...

(http://r.universalscraps.com/shay773/en/thank.you/thank_you_052.gif)

 :D

It's my pleasure to be able to give something back to someone that has contributed to the community as much as you have.


ack-ack
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Dragon on August 19, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
It's my pleasure to be able to give something back to someone that has contributed to the community as much as you have.


ack-ack



<insert brown nosing smiley here>


 :rofl
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: wgmount on August 19, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
Fly a tempest they always win collisions
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Delirium on August 19, 2009, 11:35:44 PM
My wife had so many accidents, she has the optional 'police tape' attached to her bumper as an added option from Honda.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Bronk on August 22, 2009, 07:59:50 AM
*yawn

Someone say "Fix the collision model !" ?

Lusche you still have all the links. I'm on a diff PC and lost them so your up.
 :devil
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Latrobe on August 22, 2009, 09:32:48 AM
I was watching an old AHII video on YouTube, and the guy collided with a tree 3 times and still flew away. I want that collsion detection!!  ;)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Erkel on August 22, 2009, 10:25:46 AM
<sometimes Ack-Ack wonders>

"Why is that plane getting bigger?"

<and then it hits him>
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Lusche on August 22, 2009, 10:27:25 AM

Lusche you still have all the links. I'm on a diff PC and lost them so your up.
 :devil

Do you really think AKAK would be able to learn something?

I mean, hes an elderly P-38 pilot....  :devil
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Bronk on August 22, 2009, 11:08:51 AM
Do you really think AKAK would be able to learn something?

I mean, hes an elderly P-38 pilot....  :devil
:lol

good point.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Ack-Ack on August 22, 2009, 01:53:15 PM
Do you really think AKAK would be able to learn something?

I mean, hes an elderly P-38 pilot....  :devil

I have a tough time remembering to put my pants on in the morning, much to my neighbor's horror.  Seriously, does she have to point and giggle?


ack-ack
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: DMBEAR on August 22, 2009, 02:01:17 PM
I have a tough time remembering to put my pants on in the morning, much to my neighbor's horror.  Seriously, does she have to point and giggle?


ack-ack

(http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp193/dmbear/NakedManAtComputerC0610.jpg)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: SunBat on August 22, 2009, 02:35:39 PM
I have a tough time remembering to put my pants on in the morning, much to my neighbor's horror.  Seriously, does she have to point and giggle?


ack-ack

Tell her you just got out of the pool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3F9piwnTU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3F9piwnTU)
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Scotty55OEFVet on August 30, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
Collisions are gonna happen.  My gripe is how come when myself and an nme AC are about to ho each other, i rip his/her plane apart then try to pull away, his/her plane's parts hit me, I die, and they get the kill???!!!  Fix this!  It is very discouraging when you turn a plane into a scrap pile andthen their plane parts hit you and kill you instantly.  Im sick of newbs hoing me and getting in essence free kills.  Please fix this!!! :salute
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Bronk on August 30, 2009, 08:38:52 AM
Collisions are gonna happen.  My gripe is how come when myself and an nme AC are about to ho each other, i rip his/her plane apart then try to pull away, his/her plane's parts hit me, I die, and they get the kill???!!!  Fix this!  It is very discouraging when you turn a plane into a scrap pile andthen their plane parts hit you and kill you instantly.  Im sick of newbs hoing me and getting in essence free kills.  Please fix this!!! :salute
:rofl :rofl :rofl

http://trainers.hitechcreations.com/
Scroll to the bottom.
look under  "Miscellaneous".
Find "How Lag Affects Aces High" and click on it.
Read, reread till it becomes clear. :aok
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Motherland on August 30, 2009, 02:40:47 PM
myself and an nme AC are about to ho each other 
Im sick of newbs hoing me
:noid
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Scotty55OEFVet on August 30, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
:noid

Guys, when I say ho each other, I mean im flying to merge and an aircraft pulls up and tries to purposely fly into me.  Im guilty of it sometimes also.  Im just trying to make a gripe and I know many others feel the same, even you guys that have been playing for years and give guys like me crap cuz were not used to the BS that goes on.  My comp runs game fine, frame rate is a little spotty for first 5 min or so, but then its fine so I know im not lagging.  Same as when I get on a guys 6and as soon as I open up he warps and then is 200M behind me...is that fair...thats cheating.  just do not understand how I can put a hundred rounds into a guy, he hits me, and im the one shot down, isnt it supposed to be scored by damage???  So if his plane is broke in half and somehow he hits me...its a fair Kill??? 
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: moot on August 30, 2009, 06:39:13 PM
Film would clear up any confusion Scotty.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Bronk on August 30, 2009, 08:54:58 PM
Guys, when I say ho each other, I mean im flying to merge and an aircraft pulls up and tries to purposely fly into me.  Im guilty of it sometimes also.  Im just trying to make a gripe and I know many others feel the same, even you guys that have been playing for years and give guys like me crap cuz were not used to the BS that goes on.  My comp runs game fine, frame rate is a little spotty for first 5 min or so, but then its fine so I know im not lagging.  Same as when I get on a guys 6and as soon as I open up he warps and then is 200M behind me...is that fair...thats cheating.  just do not understand how I can put a hundred rounds into a guy, he hits me, and im the one shot down, isnt it supposed to be scored by damage???  So if his plane is broke in half and somehow he hits me...its a fair Kill??? 
You didn't check the link?
On your end.
I'm guessing you broke some parts off the guy then ran into his wreckage.

On your opponents end.
You knock some parts off and you opponent gets...scottyxxx has collided with you.

Don't hit nothing ...wont be nothing.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Scotty55OEFVet on August 31, 2009, 07:56:54 AM
Film would clear up any confusion Scotty.

Thanks moot, seems like your a good guy and you have helped immensely with my questions on here.  I know guys are gonna have a field day with a topic like this, so Im done...just really frustrating ya know? :salute
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: Shuffler on August 31, 2009, 01:07:46 PM
I personally try to grab some of the parts to see if they fit on my 38. As most know my 38 is always missing parts if I have been airborn for over 1 minute.
Title: Re: FIX #$!@#$@#$@ COLLISIONS!
Post by: CAP1 on August 31, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
i collided with some guys bullets last night. i started yelling at him on open channel, and ya know what he did??

he threw cannon rounds at me!!! he missed, and had the sheer audacity to throw a couple parts of his wing at me. i collided with them too, but wasn't damaged.


what the heck?? when is this gonna get fixed? it's sheer madness i tells ya......MADNESS!!!!!

 :noid :noid