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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: vonKrimm on August 19, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
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I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list. The names being given to girls these days is atrocious! In her class there is a:
Candi
Brandi
Charity
Dakota
Bambi
Barbie
Chastity
Cheyenne
Asia
and two Destiny
Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.
(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)
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Chastity
:rofl Fate is such a cruel mistress.
What ever happened to ending names in "y"s is my question.
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Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.
Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne. Destiny, I hope so.
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I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list. The names being given to girls these days is atrocious! In her class there is a:
Candi
Brandi
Charity
Dakota
Bambi
Barbie
Chastity
Cheyenne
Asia
and two Destiny
Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.
(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)
Where do you live, West Virginia? Those names are common here :lol
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:rofl Fate is such a cruel mistress.
That may be true of Chastity, but Charity certainly sounds promising! :D
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The world needs strippers too!
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Worry when one is named Ginger Lynn
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Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.
Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne. Destiny, I hope so.
And you could jump for Joy and pump Ethyl (Ethel), but only back in the old days.
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Kwanika has a nice ring to it.
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Whats wrong with stripper names?
:furious
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I hope cheyenne ain't a stripper name. Only 2 I know are really really fat... and mean! :uhoh
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I hope cheyenne ain't a stripper name. Only 2 I know are really really fat... and mean! :uhoh
I know a Shyan, though, she doesn't have the body to be a stripper at a regular strip club. One of those specialty ones? Maybe.
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Pork Chop Academy?
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Larry the Cable guy :rolleyes:
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At least they did not name their kid "shanigua" or how ever you spell that damn name.
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My wife's name is Kandy. :uhoh
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LOL Dragon.
Eleanor is one of my favorite names =) Good choice (Eleanor of Aquitaine one of my favorite gals). My son named something (his skateboard, I think) Lorraine. That was a good one I thought.
Personally, I always thought Heather was a trampy name.
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Are their mothers hot!!!
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Double post. Guess you cant delete your own posts anymore
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At least they did not name their kid "shanigua" or how ever you spell that damn name.
Dont forget chiquita
And for trashy names........Every single person named Tammy I have ever met was a total dirty skank. Other places it may be a good name, but in this part of IL it means dirty
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Larry the Cable guy :rolleyes:
Pork Chop Academy?
no I definitely read it and only a day or 2 ago......not saying it not from there though.
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hmmm I guess Ill be known as "Blacky Rural Route" from now on....... look out old white ladies in the stix Im comin for ya
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Freddy Fish Fins Edwin Drive...
I don't think this system works very well... :D
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Tom-Tom Thirty-Sixth...
Maybe this only works for people in suburbia...
I remember seeing a screen-cap of a thread on Twitt(ch)er that followed that system.
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
:rofl Mine would be Buffy Cyprus :rofl
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:rofl Mine would be Buffy Cyprus :rofl
:D Well it worked for you!
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Hey! The new generation of strippers have to come from somewhere! :rock
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I used to live with a stripper named Dyrinda. God dang i miss those days1 :cry
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take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Lacey 26th? :huh Or Matilda 26th. Don't think it applies here. :D
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Sam Compton
Now thats an adult film name
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jenny118.
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
'Ian Mile 32 West' doesn't really work. :lol
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:rofl Fate is such a cruel mistress.
What ever happened to ending names in "y"s is my question.
Theres a wh... um... [Thinks of a politically correct word...] "popular" girl Im friends with in school whose name is Destinee. ROFL.
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Yeah, be careful there, Serenity. Don't wanna beef it as soon as you get back. :D
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Betcha Bambi is nuding up and throwing leg by 7th grade :aok :O
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Someone really named their daughter barbie? :confused:
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I knew this guy who had a daughter named Cinnamon, she was only seven when I knew him.
Can only imagine how that will help her later on in life....
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Sam Compton
Now thats an adult film name
Tuxedo Sunset...
To my mind, that's way too soft-porn.
Too bad my first dog wasn't named Dirk, my first street Diggler ave.
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Worry when one is named Ginger Lynn
Mate of mine named his daughter Jenna.
Told his younger son why.
Younger son then told the nice church-going people who live next door.
My mate is a baaaaaaaad man.
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.take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
"Rudi Mechtenbergstrasse" sounds more like the name of a German villain from a Monty Pythons skit :)
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"Rudi Mechtenbergstrasse" sounds more like the name of a German villain from a Monty Pythons skit :)
That raises a question though... What are the typical stripper names that you find in Germany anyway? Just so we have a frame of reference... For all we know, Rudi Mechtenbergstrasse is typical name for a sexy dirty dirty girl over there.
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Fluffy Duprey lol
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Fluffy Duprey lol
Well, it's only natural that the Pet/Street name system should work for somebody named Filth! :D
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Someone really named their daughter barbie? :confused:
In their defense, where do you think the "Barbie Doll" got it's name?
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Rocky Garden :eek:
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i know what you mean...in my daughters class there are girls with names that we made fun of in the day! people have lost their minds
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This thread was an epic read. :aok
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Apollo Cloverdale
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Redlegs, that is a GREAT porn name!
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Personally, I always thought Heather was a trampy name.
No other word spells 'slut' like 'Heather.'
P.S. They should teach poll-dancing in high school. Vocational training in hard times.
"HEATHER! You didn't bring your high heels to gym class today. Go home and bring a note from your mother!"
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No other word spells 'slut' like 'Heather.'
P.S. They should teach poll-dancing in high school. Vocational training in hard times.
"HEATHER! You didn't bring your high heels to gym class today. Go home and bring back your mother!"
Fixed
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Either Laddie St. Lawerence or Casey St. Lawerence dpending on whether I go with the family pet at the time I was growing up, or my OWN first pet.
...They should teach poll-dancing in high school....
Would poll-dancing fall under Government or PhysEd?
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Either Laddie St. Lawerence or Casey St. Lawerence dpending on whether I go with the family pet at the time I was growing up, or my OWN first pet.
Would poll-dancing fall under Government or PhysEd?
Definitely a favorite past time of politicians.
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Ive always liked girls doesnt matter the name
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How about Atlantis?
for me porn name - Roscoe Maple (back before the move). After the move, its Roscoe Deerwood :D
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My nieces name "Beverly Lace Lorainne Johns" so of course they go by the stripper model and call her "Lacey". You'd think with her mother being a 4th and 5th grade teacher she'd know better. :(
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Twila
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Under the adult film star category.....
Skipper Pines
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Well, I didn't see a "Lexus", or a "Mercedes" on that list. No list of strippers is complete without those two.
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Fluff King Phillip...
Sounds kinky...
Every Amanda, Cory and Lindsay I've ever known was skanky. mUst be something about names ending in Y or I that makes names sound strippery.
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Well, I didn't see a "Lexus", or a "Mercedes" on that list. No list of strippers is complete without those two.
Well, the name "Mercedes" is older than the car. The car name came from the human name, not the other way :)
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Well, I didn't see a "Lexus", or a "Mercedes" on that list. No list of strippers is complete without those two.
If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her BMW, just to confuse people.
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This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name
Smoky Darby? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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What about this name...I swear it is a NS (No $^&%) name since I heard it called at the mall one day when my middle child was still a baby and the woman was describing where/when/how she named her 6th child that happened to be a girl.
Plancentea....She said she heard the word while she was in the delivery room and thought it would be a great name for her new daughter...#6
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When was the last time you saw the Walt Disney film, "Bambi"? It's been a bit over a half century for me, but if I recall correctly,
Bambi grew up to be a...virile Stag! :lol
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If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her BMW, just to confuse people.
I've always thought it would be HILARIOUS to have four kids, and name them "One" "Two" "Three" and "Five".
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Technically, I'd be Four, but I'm an only child on both my parents' sides.
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hmmm I guess Ill be known as "Blacky Rural Route" from now on....... look out old white ladies in the stix Im comin for ya
technically, you would have to be called 'african american-y rural route' thats the pc crowd for ya :furious
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I suppose mine would be "Red Cabbage" going from the 1st pet & 1st street I can remember. My wife's would be "Squirt Cherokee" under the same criteria.
BTW, I found out that one of the girls last name is Bolling (pronounced balling) when her mom called to get a copy of a homework assignment last night. The mom's name is Gloria; which made me think of 'glorious'... :devil
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My wife's would be "Squirt Cherokee"
That one sounds like it would appeal to a very select crowd of golden shower pervs... :lol
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Every Amanda, Cory and Lindsay I've ever known was skanky. Must be something about names ending in Y or I that makes names sound strippery.
Amanda ends in I or Y? :huh
I'd also have to disagree. Some names are inherently worse than others for some reason, but not those three in my experience.
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Names shared with seasons and colors are usually the worst in my experience. Amber, Autumn, Summer, etc.
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Plancentea....She said she heard the word while she was in the delivery room and thought it would be a great name for her new daughter...#6
Wow, too bad she didn't bother to look it up before taking ownership of it!
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I've always thought it would be HILARIOUS to have four kids, and name them "One" "Two" "Three" and "Five".
Know a gal who named her son Seven. I think she was on drugs.
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I've always said if i ever got married and wanted to have fun naming my kids it'd be easy to do.
They'd all have just the letter "A" for there middle name. Then i'd name them things like "Run, Hop, Skip, Tag".
Did i mention my last name is Long? :rofl
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Know a gal who named her son Seven. I think she was on drugs.
Or a big Seinfeld fan ;)
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Know a gal who named her son Seven. I think she was on drugs.
my sister had a girl with the name Female (Fe-Mall-E) start at her company. she said when the mother was giving birth, she was so drugged up that when they said it was a girl and asked what to name her she just spelled female. and the daughter decided to keep the name.
others that are horrible as names (but funny):
toejamhead (shi-thay-a)
A$shole (ash-ole-e)
La-a (la-dash-a)
could you imagine being a teacher and seeing LA-A as a name and thinking WTF?
had to fix the "curses"
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Or a big Seinfeld fan ;)
I told my Girlfriend that if we have a kid im naming him Seven....
the couch is getting uncomfortable.....
I forget what comedian did the joke but someone said Clhamydia would make a great girl's name if it wasn't an STD.
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Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.
natural selection?
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I just got my youngest one's 5th grade class list. The names being given to girls these days is atrocious!
Whatever happened to names like Audry, Veronica, Claudette, Faye, even Anne? Please stop your baby's momma from making such horrid name choices in the future.
(for the record, mine is named Eleanor.)
Amen!
This is one of my most hated things.....
It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.
I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
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Amen!
This is one of my most hated things.....
It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.
I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
How culturally insensitive...
After all, whats wrong with Nokzema, Tawanda, Micheal, and Dewan?
Who's to say their "impression" of spelling is any less valid than yours? I mean, you may, in your homophobic, misogynistic, white imperialist way, think that 2+2 = 4. Their "impression" may differ.
Why be so moored to empiricity when everyone knows that airplanes fly due to the overwhelming hipness of the Bernoulli principle?
Sorry, somebody had to proxy for the hard left today. I'll give your bricks an address for some appropriate windows.
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The wife and I have been back and forth on this many times. We know they all have to be "M" names even though tons of people tell me it's stupid for everyone to have the same first initial but I don't care, I'm gonna do it. We already have Matt, Megan, and the dogs, Max and Milo, so there's going to be some "M" names when kids come along. We differ on a few especially middle names.
I'd love to have the middle name of one pronounce Shu-Theed, you can guess how that's spelled. I just want to see the look on a Kindergarten teacher's face when they go to read that name out loud.
I was joking one day and of course was thinking about alcohol and threw out Margarita, Michelob, and then one she actually liked for a boy....Miller. I said absolutely not, don't like that one.
One of my good buddies called just yesterday and said that they found out they were having a girl and have the name picked out.....Paisley. First I called him a redneck because he is, I know that came from Brad Paisley. Second, I told him Paisley was an awesome stripper name and hopefully she looked like her mom instead of her dad so she could be somewhat successful at her career.
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How culturally insensitive...
I'm Australian, it's my job.
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Amen!
This is one of my most hated things.....
It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.
I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
lol
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The wife and I have been back and forth on this many times. We know they all have to be "M" names even though tons of people tell me it's stupid for everyone to have the same first initial but I don't care, I'm gonna do it. We already have Matt, Megan, and the dogs, Max and Milo, so there's going to be some "M" names when kids come along. We differ on a few especially middle names.
I'd love to have the middle name of one pronounce Shu-Theed, you can guess how that's spelled. I just want to see the look on a Kindergarten teacher's face when they go to read that name out loud.
I was joking one day and of course was thinking about alcohol and threw out Margarita, Michelob, and then one she actually liked for a boy....Miller. I said absolutely not, don't like that one.
One of my good buddies called just yesterday and said that they found out they were having a girl and have the name picked out.....Paisley. First I called him a redneck because he is, I know that came from Brad Paisley. Second, I told him Paisley was an awesome stripper name and hopefully she looked like her mom instead of her dad so she could be somewhat successful at her career.
ROFL! How's Mikhail? My girlfriend LOVES that name, but if I have a boy, his name will be Erich :D (Would have to go with Elizabeth for a daughter)
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Amen!
This is one of my most hated things.....
It's happening in Australia too.... imagine 'Skyler' and 'Tawler' in an Australian accent so awful it makes even me cringe.... It makes me want to stab my ears out of my head.
I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
As he said...With an Australian accent..... It is a well known fact here on the southside of the globe....Austrailian women are beautiful....till they talk... :D
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I'm Australian, it's my job.
:aok
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I grew up with a brother and sister named Seven and Sunny respectively...their last name started with S as well.
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As he said...With an Australian accent..... It is a well known fact here on the southside of the globe....Austrailian women are beautiful....till they talk... :D
The only thing worse than a thick Australian accent is a Kiwi accent, mate.
:aok
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we don't have an accent...It's the rest of you who talk funny
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My daughter's name is Veronica Leigh (Lee), do I win a prize? :D
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I have no problem with unusual names.... but they should be classic...... and SPELT CORRECTLY.
:lol
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How culturally insensitive...
After all, whats wrong with Nokzema, Tawanda, Micheal, and Dewan?
Who's to say their "impression" of spelling is any less valid than yours? I mean, you may, in your homophobic, misogynistic, white imperialist way, think that 2+2 = 4. Their "impression" may differ.
Why be so moored to empiricity when everyone knows that airplanes fly due to the overwhelming hipness of the Bernoulli principle?
Sorry, somebody had to proxy for the hard left today. I'll give your bricks an address for some appropriate windows.
This could be Skuzzified.
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we don't have an accent...It's the rest of you who talk funny
Q: Whats a hindu in New Zealand
A: lays iggs
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Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.
Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne. Destiny, I hope so.
Although there are pages and pages here, this has to be one of the best replies I have ever seen.
:rofl WTG Dragon :rock :aok
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Q: Whats a hindu in New Zealand
A: lays iggs
:lol
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I just realized that my teacher has a last name that probably would not be out of place in a *certain type* of movie. My Comp. Sci. teacher is named Mr. Bohning, though if he were an *actor* he would more likely be Professor Bohning. I love my school.
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Just think of the fun you can have with that class in a few years.
Jump the Dakota, after indulging in some Brandi, munching some Candi, and taking Destiny’s Chastity, for a Charity ride through Asia while being chased by Bambi and Barbie in a Cheyenne. Destiny, I hope so.
:rofl :aok
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Q: Whats a hindu in New Zealand
A: lays iggs
:rofl took me a while. I must admit.
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There's a teacher in my wife's school district who had an upset parent because no one at the school was pronouncing her daughter's name correctly.
How would you pronounce "La-a"
"La Aye" ?
"Laya" ?
"La Ah" ?
Not even close.
The mother says to the teacher, "The dash is not silent!"
"Ladasha"
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Oh sweet Jesus.
That woman should be killed.