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Title: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
Post by: Widewing on August 23, 2009, 04:07:11 PM: Took this shot today. We went to Montauk (Long Island) to see how much hurricane Bill had churned up the surf. Walking the beach, we stumbled upon this fellow....

(http://home.att.net/~ww2aviation/IMG_1073D.jpg)

My regards,

Widewing
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Post by: PFactorDave on August 23, 2009, 04:10:24 PM: There she blows!
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Post by: Stoney on August 23, 2009, 04:10:30 PM: "Self Confidence"
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Post by: Anaxogoras on August 23, 2009, 04:13:36 PM: Rule #6? :rofl
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Post by: Guppy35 on August 23, 2009, 04:26:37 PM: <insert your game ID here> finds that 140 hours of Aces High a tour is not neccesarily a good thing.
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Post by: PFactorDave on August 23, 2009, 04:30:06 PM: Here's what I really wanted to post the first time, but the doorbell rang so I rushed it...

"Speak not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me. Look ye, Starbuck, all visible objects are but as pasteboard masks. Some inscrutable yet reasoning thing puts forth the molding of their features. The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. 'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung. "

or maybe

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale"
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Post by: Sandman on August 23, 2009, 04:30:17 PM: Grade 1 Panniculus
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Post by: whels on August 23, 2009, 06:32:05 PM: Just when you thought it was Safe to go to the beach.
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Post by: oakranger on August 23, 2009, 06:45:50 PM: OMG! :O

That is a walking time bomb of a heart attack.
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Post by: APDrone on August 23, 2009, 06:49:32 PM: A pristine example of the bi-pedal genus of 'Beached Whale'.
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Post by: gpwurzel on August 23, 2009, 06:49:41 PM: *Bertie the whaleman regretted taking human form*
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Post by: Halo46 on August 23, 2009, 07:06:34 PM: "Bubba"
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Post by: Tac on August 23, 2009, 07:17:37 PM: He brings the tide in...
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Post by: E25280 on August 23, 2009, 07:18:18 PM: Well, since he was standing there looking for evidence of a Hurricane . . .

How about, "When an irresitible force meets an immovable object."
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Post by: ariansworld on August 23, 2009, 07:18:56 PM: "Hey look kids!!!! It's a beached whale!!!"
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Post by: Treize69 on August 23, 2009, 07:20:37 PM: "Having devoured all the food in Africa, I now must swim to another continent to continue my worldwide rampage of gluttony and misery. All without losing my hat."
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Post by: DJ111 on August 23, 2009, 07:23:02 PM: "Jaba wookie solo....Ho..Ho...Ho...Ho..."
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Post by: Ack-Ack on August 23, 2009, 07:24:27 PM: Caption #1: "Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

Caption #2: "I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap."

ack-ack
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Post by: Enker on August 23, 2009, 07:26:40 PM: "Moobs!"
"Never a good thing."
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Post by: Widewing on August 23, 2009, 07:36:19 PM: Quote from: Ack-Ack on August 23, 2009, 07:24:27 PM
Caption #1: "Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

Caption #2: "I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap."

ack-ack

That reminds me of an old Bob Hope joke...

"You know that you're too fat when you get a shoe shine, and you have to take the guy's word for it."

My regards,

Widewing
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Post by: shppr01 on August 23, 2009, 08:36:35 PM: # 1 How did you get my pic?
With that said here it is
Shamoo reincarnated !!
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Post by: DYNAMITE on August 23, 2009, 09:08:59 PM: It's Wednesday babe time? I thought it was Sunday-
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Post by: StokesAk on August 23, 2009, 09:25:35 PM: (http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp313/Strokeys/motivator56b792b813bccfde35a61491b5.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: SPKmes on August 23, 2009, 09:29:28 PM: Far out...it looks like he's eaten somebody from that profile.
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Post by: Selino631 on August 23, 2009, 11:29:27 PM: Quote from: DJ111 on August 23, 2009, 07:23:02 PM
"Jaba wookie solo....Ho..Ho...Ho...Ho..."
hahahaha greedo :rofl
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Post by: Saxman on August 23, 2009, 11:35:34 PM: Jay Sherman on vacation.

(http://www.malaspalabras.com/wp-content/subid/jay-sherman.gif)
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Post by: 68Hawk on August 24, 2009, 02:30:15 AM: How about just: "Weak Stomach Alert!"

I think that was perfect from the beginning.
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Post by: Nilsen on August 24, 2009, 02:53:27 AM: Free Willy!
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Post by: Nilsen on August 24, 2009, 02:55:38 AM: Widewing on hurricane tour. A 3 ton orca whale. A friendship you could never imagine. An adventure you'll never forget.

(slightly modified tagline from Free Willy) :)
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Post by: texastc316 on August 24, 2009, 03:29:58 AM: "you got to keep the blow hole open, get a wet towel over him, and gently get him back in the surf."

"your gonna need a bigger boat"

"seconds before the eclipse"

"bear!!!!"

"should have seen the one that got away"

"next time, on Whale Wars...."
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Post by: lengro on August 24, 2009, 04:08:09 AM: "She is close to pass me now - I only need to hold my breath a few more seconds..."
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Post by: jdbecks on August 24, 2009, 04:41:25 AM: personally, I feel he has done well to grow a fine beer belly like he has, must have had a lot fine ales :lol
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Post by: FiLtH on August 24, 2009, 08:59:40 AM: "Come get some Ahab!"
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Post by: Gooss on August 24, 2009, 11:40:57 PM: "Honey, do you think these shorts make me look fat?"
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Post by: Stalwart on August 24, 2009, 11:49:24 PM: :aok
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Post by: hubsonfire on August 25, 2009, 12:02:15 AM: "I look like Peter Griffin- friggin' sweet!"
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Post by: APDrone on August 25, 2009, 11:36:08 AM: Quote from: Gooss on August 24, 2009, 11:40:57 PM
"Honey, do you think these shorts make me look fat?"

And for the 'Power of Positive Thinking' crowd..

At least he's not in a Speedo.
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Post by: VonMessa on August 25, 2009, 12:02:07 PM: "Call me Ishmael......."

or

"Where is that damn Pequod?"
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Post by: Halo on August 26, 2009, 10:47:36 AM: Mean comments all. Better to attend to thine own deficiencies.
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Post by: Shuffler on August 26, 2009, 11:39:26 AM: Quote from: Widewing on August 23, 2009, 04:07:11 PM
Took this shot today. We went to Montauk (Long Island) to see how much hurricane Bill had churned up the surf. Walking the beach, we stumbled upon this fellow....

(http://home.att.net/~ww2aviation/IMG_1073D.jpg)

My regards,

Widewing

So he's just off shore.....

Bring on this devistating Bill..... I'll kick his butt.