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Title: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 26, 2009, 11:17:26 AM
Steady on the stick
Speed and heading
Double check all of my settings

I push it over towards the ground
Enemy and friendly
Alll around

Theres the VH up ahead!
It will surely
soon be dead!

I dive on the target
Must do my best!
OH MY GOD! a join request!

spin it around to avoid the flack
flip it over
onto its back

How do i open my doors? I hear
Suddenly ive found
my worst fear!

How do i start this wirble thing?
anyone know
about targeting?

I think i shot someone
i think i killed them!
after i drop what do i do then?

How do you change views
in a spit sixteen?
be right back gotta pee

sorry guys! i am late
anyone know how
to calibrate?

How do you vultch?
which one is the town?
somebody help..... i got shot down...

all of a sudden it gets quiet
where's all the noise
panic and riot??

what happened to all
the squeaker ack?????
oh yeah its august..............The short bus is back!       :salute
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: dBeav on August 26, 2009, 11:25:20 AM
 :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: stodd on August 26, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Nice.  :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: usvi on August 26, 2009, 11:29:35 AM
Guilty of being damn funny!
(http://www.geographyofgrace.com/God%20is%20always%20watching1.jpg)
I sentence you to"Endless Summer",a fate worse than death.
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: B4Buster on August 26, 2009, 11:34:08 AM
 :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: CountD90 on August 26, 2009, 11:34:37 AM
 :aok :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Timofei on August 26, 2009, 11:39:44 AM
Being a occasional squeaker, hearing a rant (in ch. 200 or PM) from an "ace" when he is shot down, is definitely worth $15/month.
 :D
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 26, 2009, 12:39:12 PM
by the way they will be back at christmas :x
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Little Dragon on August 26, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
LMFAO!  :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: smokey23 on August 26, 2009, 12:55:45 PM
Dont forget my favorite " MAYDAY MAYDAY im going down MADAY!!!! someone help!!!!!   :rofl
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Slate on August 26, 2009, 01:03:41 PM
    :rofl
   You forgot:
     
    I have a new mouse i just bought.
    I can't move,
     I can't take off.
       

         
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 26, 2009, 01:11:48 PM
    :rofl
   You forgot:
     
    I have a new mouse i just bought.
    I can't move,
     I can't take off.
       

         
good one!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Bucky73 on August 26, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
I remember about a 2 years back when a squeaker had to bail out over water about 10 miles from land and he asked all of us in range how to get back to the tower. Norad told him to wait until the search and rescue chopper came to pick him up. I think I landed and re-upped about 4 different times and went back over the water and he was STILL there. After about 45 minutes he finally gave up any hope of being rescued. :rofl
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Belial on August 26, 2009, 03:50:14 PM
You should have your own label
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: AApache on August 26, 2009, 04:55:21 PM
SPOT ON  :salute
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Little Dragon on August 26, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
I remember about a 2 years back when a squeaker had to bail out over water about 10 miles from land and he asked all of us in range how to get back to the tower. Norad told him to wait until the search and rescue chopper came to pick him up. I think I landed and re-upped about 4 different times and went back over the water and he was STILL there. After about 45 minutes he finally gave up any hope of being rescued. :rofl
:rofl :lol :rofl :lol :D
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Becinhu on August 26, 2009, 05:31:40 PM
I saw no reference to alt+f4 in the poem......would have taken it from great to awesome.
 :noid
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: zoozoo on August 26, 2009, 05:37:31 PM
 :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 26, 2009, 11:41:16 PM
ok adding the alt f-4


OK how do i do what i did before?
i dont think i can stand any more....!
dont you u cry,dont be sore
just hit the key ALT F4
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: DaveJ on August 27, 2009, 07:55:10 AM
I remember about a 2 years back when a squeaker had to bail out over water about 10 miles from land and he asked all of us in range how to get back to the tower. Norad told him to wait until the search and rescue chopper came to pick him up. I think I landed and re-upped about 4 different times and went back over the water and he was STILL there. After about 45 minutes he finally gave up any hope of being rescued. :rofl

About 2 months ago I conducted a "rescue mission" for a squeaker that bailed out over the water.

I upped a goon and belly landed it next to him, after dropping my "PJ's" to save him :D.  He swam over and was yelling about "SHARKS!" and tried to get inside my fuselage. I had one of my squadies come out and meet us in an LVT to make the whole rescuing thing look real. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 27, 2009, 09:04:37 AM
About 2 months ago I conducted a "rescue mission" for a squeaker that bailed out over the water.

I upped a goon and belly landed it next to him, after dropping my "PJ's" to save him :D.  He swam over and was yelling about "SHARKS!" and tried to get inside my fuselage. I had one of my squadies come out and meet us in an LVT to make the whole rescuing thing look real. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Bucky73 on August 27, 2009, 09:53:21 AM
 :rofl :rofl you should have filmed it
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: DaveJ on August 27, 2009, 04:29:46 PM
I actually might have it. Will dig it up later!  :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: DaveJ on August 27, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
I found the film of my Rescue Mission.  :D

It is 17 minutes long, but the first 5 minutes is the best part. You need to watch the text buffer as well to make the experience better.  :)

http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/ (http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/)

EDIT: Posted in the Films/Screenshots Forum too.
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 29, 2009, 12:08:14 AM
didnt come up
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: mnotsayn on August 29, 2009, 02:41:35 AM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: jolly22 on August 29, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
LOL nice!
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: bj229r on August 29, 2009, 10:36:49 AM
See Rule #4
Well....if you really have a kid playing this game, you are one-up on most parents, as you pay attention to what he/she is getting into. That aside, lighten up, that poem is FUNNY :lol
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: LCCajun on August 29, 2009, 01:53:33 PM
See Rule #4

congrats on knowing what ur kid is doing.

oh yeah LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: WMLute on August 29, 2009, 02:02:16 PM

Does ANYBODY believe this poster is an adult?

The four posts they have on the BBS just SCREAMS "squeaker" to me.
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: LCCajun on August 29, 2009, 02:05:21 PM
probably the big sister
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: stodd on August 29, 2009, 02:09:24 PM
See Rule #4
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: HB555 on August 29, 2009, 02:31:36 PM
I found the film of my Rescue Mission.  :D

It is 17 minutes long, but the first 5 minutes is the best part. You need to watch the text buffer as well to make the experience better.  :)

http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/ (http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/)

EDIT: Posted in the Films/Screenshots Forum too.

Between this rescue and the poem, I have had a great day.
Thanks, guys.

 :rofl
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: groundfeeder on August 31, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
See Rule #4
WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This post in no way and no how makes ANY reference towards sexual harassment of a child!!!!!!!!! i dont know what sick twisted mind could have conjured up the tripe you are spewing !!!!!!!!This post was intended in fun ALL of us have been the noob at one time ALL of us have been laughed at for the noob mistake!!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!And next time you read something keep your delusional mind from drifting to the twilight zone to read between lines to support your obvious psychosis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE in the future never darken my post with your worthless responses again! They just wanna make me vomit uncontrollably!!!!  
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Shuffler on August 31, 2009, 02:36:27 PM
Honestly..... if your kid is on the internet he has most certainly seen much worse than he'll see here. You seem to be keeping an eye on his playing here, maybe you can instruct him in the game some. I don't think most of these other fellas would be slinging stuff his way otherwise.

BTW I think you'll find many more adults and young adults on this game than smaller kids.

With that said we still need to police our language from time to time.
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Twizzty on August 31, 2009, 02:48:10 PM
See Rule #4

.ranton  :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: Plazus on August 31, 2009, 02:54:22 PM
When I go take a poo on the toilet, I will think of this thread!  :aok
Title: Re: A Tribute To Sqeakers!!!!
Post by: sandwich on September 01, 2009, 09:06:40 PM
I found the film of my Rescue Mission.  :D

It is 17 minutes long, but the first 5 minutes is the best part. You need to watch the text buffer as well to make the experience better.  :)

http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/ (http://www.filefront.com/14411911/Rescue-Mission.ahf/)

EDIT: Posted in the Films/Screenshots Forum too.

Holy crap

I remember this.
I was thinking "Wtf are these guys doing."

Hilarious when you see the film.  :salute