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Title: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 11, 2009, 01:07:58 AM
(http://koti.kapsi.fi/~lassehav/200px-Soviet_propaganda.jpg)

Камрады! Воины! Друзья! Соедините нас в последнем нажиме против фашистских оккупантов и мы будем иметь окончательную победу!

*Comrades! Soldiers! Friends! Join us in the last push against the fascist invaders and we will have the final victory!*



The time has now come for us to finish what the enemy started by their treacherous attack many years ago. The enemy is weak, we are strong. Now it is our time! Many comrades have fallen so that you could be here today. Join the fight so that their sacrifice for the party and motherland was not in vain!

The Council of Ministers of the USSR, and me as the Chairman of it, is calling all players of Aces High to join the ranks of the Soviet forces in the upcoming scenario Red Storm/Krupp Steel. By joining the Russian forces you will experience the thrill of aerial combat like never before, the excitement of seeing your rounds blow up the evil Tigers at ground war and last, but not least, you will lasting memories of an great scenario and team work.

The whole Council of Ministers of USSR will do our best to provide you all this.

Speaking of that I am proud to give you the members of the Council of Ministers of the USSR:



These fine gentlemen will be commanding our glorious forces to the victory in the Red Storm/Krupp Steel scenario (see http://ahevents.org/pacific-theatre/current-or-next-scenario.html (http://ahevents.org/pacific-theatre/current-or-next-scenario.html)).

Салют  :salute





Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: trotter on September 13, 2009, 02:33:09 AM
I will be there Have, to drive that back stabbing пена back to their столица патетический!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: OOZ662 on September 13, 2009, 10:41:09 PM
(http://asab.icapb.ed.ac.uk/exercises/alevel_psych/images/typical_cricket.gif)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: USRanger on September 14, 2009, 10:03:59 PM
 :salute
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 15, 2009, 01:17:21 AM

Comrades!
I am happy to announce that comrade USRanger has today been appointed to the rank of Marshal. He will be leading the ground forces of the First Byelorussian Front in the Vistula-Oder Offensive.

Салют  :salute



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Byelorussian_Front (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Byelorussian_Front)

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: klingan on September 15, 2009, 02:07:37 AM
Comrades!
I am happy to announce that comrade USRanger has today been appointed to the rank of Marshal. He will be leading the ground forces of the First Byelorussian Front in the Vistula-Oder Offensive.

Салют  :salute



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Byelorussian_Front (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Byelorussian_Front)


 :salute  And welcome aboard

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: USRanger on September 15, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
Those that surrender shall only meet our treads. :salute
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: USRanger on September 15, 2009, 10:05:14 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1492/tt341943.jpg) (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/tt341943.jpg/)

We shall be welcomed as liberators, feasting on German bread and women!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Kermit de frog on September 15, 2009, 10:31:48 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1492/tt341943.jpg) (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/tt341943.jpg/)

We shall be welcomed as liberators, feasting on German bread and women!

The Iron Curtain draws near...
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: oneway on September 16, 2009, 10:03:07 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1492/tt341943.jpg) (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/tt341943.jpg/)

We shall be welcomed as liberators, feasting on German bread and women!

Delicious irony...and typical of socialist two headed nonsense...

Let me get this straight: Your going to first liberate, then your going to feast upon the liberated?

Nice try commie...

Oneway

Edit: That is what they told you to say isn't it? Did you get that in last nights re-education briefing?
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: HB555 on September 16, 2009, 10:20:19 PM

We shall be welcomed as liberators, feasting on German bread and women!

Trust me on this one, USRanger, you do NOT want to "feast" on MOST of our women, and the bread isn't all that great, either, since rationing.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Alpo on September 17, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
Trust me on this one, USRanger, you do NOT want to "feast" on MOST of our women, and the bread isn't all that great, either, since rationing.



As a good party member, I will do my part.   :salute



 :x

I call dibs on this German!!!
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/heidi_klum2.jpg)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: OOZ662 on September 17, 2009, 08:18:11 AM
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff255/OOZ662/wut.jpg)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: swareiam on September 17, 2009, 03:33:18 PM

As a good party member, I will do my part.   :salute



 :x

I call dibs on this German!!!
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/heidi_klum2.jpg)

Herr Commissar,

I understand that some your Red communist Tankers and Pilots look this way. Our Wehrmacht special ops teams captured these photos from some
of your communist pig troops behind enemy lines. If this is so comrade. Please to bring them with you when you come. You can leave
them with us on your way out. We will take good care of them.

(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/anna-kournikova/anna-kournikova-20071207-347923.jpg)

Yummy Red Kourn... :t


Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 22, 2009, 02:24:24 AM
Rules are up http://ahevents.org/images/stories/scenarios_images/200910_redStormKruppSteel/rules.html (http://ahevents.org/images/stories/scenarios_images/200910_redStormKruppSteel/rules.html) and the registration starts sometime tomorrow/day after that.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: klingan on September 22, 2009, 03:51:31 AM
 :x
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Enker on September 22, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
I am totally psyched to fly a P-39/Yak. WIZARD!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Beefcake on September 22, 2009, 05:44:08 PM
Have I'd like to request command of 13 GvBAP if no one has already taken it.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Brooke on September 23, 2009, 12:08:30 AM
Comrades, the time has come.  Register now, and together we take Berlin!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Beefcake on September 23, 2009, 12:26:05 AM
Egads only 1 allied (me) vs 16 axis. This is going to be bad.  :( Come comrades! Glory awaits us all!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: HB555 on September 23, 2009, 12:27:10 AM
Comrades, the time has come.  Register now, and together we take Berlin!

By: Olga Drozd
Dec 10, 2003

For a good borsch, is to prepare the stock and vegetables correctly, strictly observing the proper order in which the ingredients are added. The amount of sugar included is a source of great dispute among borsch lovers. Some like it sweet and mild, others, myself included, prefer it tart and zesty. Adjust the amount of sugar and lemon juice to suit your taste. Borsch tastes better the next day.


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Ingredients

STOCK
1 1/2 lbs short rib of beef
1 lb pork ribs
2 beef bones with marrow
3 quarts water
1 carrot, peeled
2 medium parsnips, peeled
1 stalk celery & leaves
salt
1 bouquet garni (3 dill sprigs, 3 parsley sprigs, 4 bay leaves, and 10 peppercorns tied in a cheesecloth bag)
SOUP
2 large beets, baked (about 1 1/4 pounds)
4 medium boiling potatoes, peeled and cut into large pieces
1 lb fresh ripe plum tomato, peeled and chopped or
1 (16 ounce) can plum tomatoes, drained and chopped

salt, to taste
1 large onion, chopped
1 large carrot, peeled and cut into julienne
1 large green bell pepper, cored, seeded, and diced
4 cups shredded green cabbage
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice, more to taste
3 tablespoons tomato paste
2 teaspoons sugar, to taste
fresh ground black pepper, to taste
4 garlic cloves, minced
3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
3 tablespoons chopped fresh dill
sour cream

Directions
1FOR THE STOCK: In a large soup pot, bring the meat, bones, and water to a boil over high heat, periodically skimming off the foam as it rises to the top.
2Add the remaining stock ingredients and reduce the heat to low.
3Simmer, partially covered, until the meat is tender, at least 45 minutes.
4When the stock is ready, remove the beef, pork, and marrow bones, and set all but the marrow bones aside.
5Strain the stock through a fine sieve into a clean large pot and discard all the solids.
6Preheat the oven to 375°F.
7Meanwhile, wash and dry the beets and wrap each one separately in aluminum foil.
8Bake the beets until tender, 1 1/4 hours.
9Do this while the stock is cooking.
10FOR THE SOUP: Allow the beets to cool until manageable, then stem and peel them and cut into julienne or fine dice.
11Bring the stock to a boil, add the cabbage and cook for 15 minutes, add the potatoes, onion, carrots, peppers and cook for 20 more minutes, add beets and tomatoes, and tomato paste.
12Season to taste with sugar, pepper, and additional lemon juice and salt.
13Simmer for 15 more minutes.
14Cut the beef into bite-size pieces and scrape all the meat off the bones.
15Add meat to the soup.
16Simmer for 15 more minutes.
17Remove the borsch from the heat and sprinkle with the minced garlic, bacon (if desired), and 3 tablespoons each parsley and dill.
18Let stand at least 15 minutes before serving.
19Serve with sour cream.
20Serves 12 to 14.


Leave some on the fire when you are hastily retreating. Some of have aquired a taste for Russian food.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: HB555 on September 23, 2009, 12:28:31 AM
Egads only 1 allied (me) vs 16 axis. This is going to be bad.  :( Come comrades! Glory awaits us all!

Hope you can cook, Beefcake. When we come, we will be hungry.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Brooke on September 23, 2009, 02:35:34 AM
I think you mean borscht.  It is delicious, but I don't think we serve it to German POW's.  We'll be looking forward to some excellent schnitzel in Berlin, though!  :aok
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Brooke on September 23, 2009, 02:37:45 AM
Comrades!  Time to register!  The Motherland calls!

(http://9.media.tumblr.com/NAJN8JTZ6j7ys6jc9Gbz3u7lo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Beefcake on September 23, 2009, 02:37:54 AM
Hope you can cook, Beefcake. When we come, we will be hungry.

Sorry HB555, I can't cook. I tend to drop alot of eggs and cause a mess.  :D
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: OOZ662 on September 23, 2009, 02:39:46 AM
(http://9.media.tumblr.com/NAJN8JTZ6j7ys6jc9Gbz3u7lo1_400.jpg)

Look at that plane...looks like something my mother used to bake, all light and fluffy.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 23, 2009, 03:06:30 AM
Registration is indeed now open!

To register for the scenario click this link http://ahevents.org/scenario_registration.html (http://ahevents.org/scenario_registration.html) and choose your side, plenty of excellent rides available. If you would like to serve as an regiment or flight leader, please write you preference to the comments box.

 :aok

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 23, 2009, 03:09:01 AM
Have I'd like to request command of 13 GvBAP if no one has already taken it.

Welcome aboard! :salute
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: klingan on September 23, 2009, 03:18:06 AM
Have I'd like to request command of 13 GvBAP if no one has already taken it.

We are doomed i tell ya  :D
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 23, 2009, 04:12:35 AM
Soviet High Command proudly presents the official Red Storm soundtrack: http://open.spotify.com/user/have/playlist/63cDH1FkgWPf03khvyZ5G2 (http://open.spotify.com/user/have/playlist/63cDH1FkgWPf03khvyZ5G2)

These songs are guaranteed to prepare you to the great battle, which is upon us. Long live Soviet Union!  :salute


Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: LLv34_Snefens on September 23, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
Signed up and already in uniform :)
(http://www.ac-smolf.dk/fite/snefens.jpg)

I wrote I'd like to fly Yak in the comments, but I'd also be willing to be leader of regiment or flight in either 4th Gds IAP or 418th IAP as well.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: klingan on September 23, 2009, 02:32:49 PM
Signed up and already in uniform :)
(http://www.ac-smolf.dk/fite/snefens.jpg)

I wrote I'd like to fly Yak in the comments, but I'd also be willing to be leader of regiment or flight in either 4th Gds IAP or 418th IAP as well.

Would love to have you as a leader of 4 GvIAP  :salute

Russian planes commanded by a Dane, commanded by a Swede, commanded by a Finn. It cant get much better  :D
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Kermit de frog on September 23, 2009, 04:13:36 PM
Hmmm, sounds more like it's becoming a US vs European Scenario....
 :noid
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Enker on September 23, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
I would like to request that I be in 212 GvIAP or 100 GIAP so I can be with pilots of a similar mind. I would like to lead either group, but if someone more experienced comes up, by all means, choose them. This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to me this month, besides being given a part in the school musical that actually has a name. This is more fun though.

Also, don't worry, I can cook.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: klingan on September 23, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
Hmmm, sounds more like it's becoming a US vs European Scenario....
 :noid

Bah, Americans are just Europeans gone bad  :D

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Ponyace on September 23, 2009, 05:45:19 PM
I would like to request that I be in 212 GvIAP or 100 GIAP so I can be with pilots of a similar mind. I would like to lead either group, but if someone more experienced comes up, by all means, choose them. This is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to me this month, besides being given a part in the school musical that actually has a name. This is more fun though.

Diddo,
Ill take the other P-39Q group if allowed, but if there is someone better for the job that Have would like to lead, Ill yield and just be an average (but still deadly ;))grunt.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: HB555 on September 23, 2009, 07:09:42 PM
I think you mean borscht.  It is delicious, but I don't think we serve it to German POW's.  We'll be looking forward to some excellent schnitzel in Berlin, though!  :aok

I just did a copy paste from a captured Russian who had in his possesion a number of valuable documents. Among his papers we found this recipe from his wife, as mother Russia has not yet begun sending the wives to fight (and be killed or captured) along side their husbands. If she misspelled that beet soup recipe title, what other errors will be made when we come storming in?

Sorry HB555, I can't cook. I tend to drop alot of eggs and cause a mess.  :D

 :rofl
Maybe we can find the wife of the captured soldier to cook for all of us, Beefcake.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Kermit de frog on September 23, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Sorry HB555, I can't cook. I tend to drop alot of eggs and cause a mess.  :D

 :rofl
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Beefcake on September 24, 2009, 01:09:02 AM
<S> to Kermit and HB555. I hate to fly against you guys but after flying B25's in DOB I couldn't pass up another opportunity to fly them again.  

(http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq278/GenBeef/B251.png)


P.S. This is the theme music for my B25s.  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798HhYw1TQs&feature=related
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Kermit de frog on September 24, 2009, 01:19:20 AM
<S> to Kermit and HB555. I hate to fly against you guys but after flying B25's in DOB I couldn't pass up another opportunity to fly them again. 

Beefcake, You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.


 :devil

 :noid
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Beefcake on September 24, 2009, 01:29:32 AM
Beefcake, You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Kermit de frog on September 24, 2009, 02:01:12 AM
 :lol
touche!

 :rofl

 :salute  Beefcake

P.S.
I say what I mean, and I do what I say!   :devil



Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Have on September 24, 2009, 07:08:29 AM

Snefens, Enker and Ponyace welcome to the team! Your regiments are being assembled  :salute

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Buzzard7 on September 26, 2009, 05:44:45 PM
I kill German iron good in LA-7. Case of Vodka after the slaughter of many 109's will be all I need.
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Plawranc on October 08, 2009, 04:01:56 AM
COMRADES

AS A FELLOW SOCIALIST (which I am in RL but whatever) I SHALL BE IN THE FOREFRONT OF THE LA FORMATIONS AS WE SMASH THE FACISTS

FOR THE PEOPLE

FOR STALIN

FOR THE GLORIOUS SOVIET UNIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :x
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Bruv119 on October 12, 2009, 03:23:20 PM
COMRADES

AS A FELLOW SOCIALIST (which I am in RL but whatever) I SHALL BE IN THE FOREFRONT OF THE LA FORMATIONS AS WE SMASH THE FACISTS

FOR THE PEOPLE

FOR STALIN

FOR THE GLORIOUS SOVIET UNIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :x

 :rock   :x   :cheers:   :banana: :airplane:

note how the smiley of the Airplane Flies East towards Berlin! 
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Fencer51 on October 12, 2009, 05:22:05 PM
Uh Bruv.. Berlin is WEST of Russia.  I think you are still fighting the BoB here bud.  :lol
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: OOZ662 on October 12, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
Depends on how far you fly. Unfortunately, you won't make it past us. :noid
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: chewie86 on October 13, 2009, 05:48:14 AM
:rock   :x   :cheers:   :banana: :airplane:

note how the smiley of the Airplane Flies East towards Berlin!  
epic fail there bruv lol, dweeb.

Comrades, raise your hearts and sing for the motherland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2-zzmCmMVI

lyrics
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
ПРИПЕВ:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
ПРИПЕВ:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!
ПРИПЕВ:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: LLv34_Dictonius on October 13, 2009, 07:37:03 AM
Will for victory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VZqg5RHr-c)* over the cowardice German steel :salute

*hope there's no regional limitations...
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: KgB on October 14, 2009, 01:22:00 AM
I will be there Have, to drive that back stabbing пена back to their столица патетический!
I've spoken Russian for about 30 years now, and i have no idea what this means:)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Brooke on October 14, 2009, 02:16:53 AM
I've spoken Russian for about 30 years now, and i have no idea what this means:)

How about this? :)

Все ваши базы относятся к нам
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: KgB on October 14, 2009, 02:18:40 AM
Polish movie, il2 attacking convoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKzj7Tvzp4&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKzj7Tvzp4&NR=1)
My grandfather flew one and so will i(if there is room).
"..Though we've one motor gone we can still carry on..."

Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: KgB on October 14, 2009, 02:22:28 AM
How about this? :)

Все ваши базы относятся к нам
Perfect!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/N22/ussr0158.jpg)
Title: Re: Rodina Mat' Zovyot! - The Motherland Calls
Post by: Brooke on October 14, 2009, 03:00:36 AM
Polish movie, il2 attacking convoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKzj7Tvzp4&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKzj7Tvzp4&NR=1)
My grandfather flew one and so will i(if there is room).
"..Though we've one motor gone we can still carry on..."

Awesome!  Thanks for posting that.