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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: l0newolf on September 15, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
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ok AH guys listen to this
i was in LW flyin my TA152 over 25 k then i realized i was over the bish HQ so as usual the bish upped 2 163s and a 262(the 262 pilot wasent very good he went down in a matter of seconds ) then i got on to one of the 163s tails fired a couple 30mm and then i was in the tower. it turns out that the 30mm shell killed me along with the 163. :lol
if you want tell me sme of your wtf stories :)
:salute
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:rolleyes:
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^ QFT
Edit: Assuming your name is lonewolf or l0newolf (I checked both) neither have a kill in a 152 or killed a 262...
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:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
Last night...i was having a good little fight with junky and then I was looking out of the tower....there was no sound just cockpit to tower.... I knew it was a 5 incher...just the first time I've had a transition like that...junky found it funny...and by all accounts I did go boom hahaha
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^ QFT
Edit: Assuming your name is lonewolf or l0newolf (I checked both) neither have a kill in a 152 or killed a 262...
read text above my freind
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read text above my freind
I read it three or four times. If you say the 262 went down, assuming that means you killed him...then you should have a kill mark in the 262 row.
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I read it three or four times. If you say the 262 went down, assuming that means you killed him...then you should have a kill mark in the 262 row.
witch i do :)
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witch i do :)
Have to go with Spikes here. Unless I'm missing something, I'm not seein it.
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witch i do :)
Do show me please...
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^ QFT
Edit: Assuming your name is lonewolf or l0newolf (I checked both) neither have a kill in a 152 or killed a 262...
reminds me of one of those visa commercials......... Priceless :x
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fine then disagree all you want but its true
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I have my best wtf moment recorded for posterity.
thing is, its AH1 and there be no more play-back software i can use. I still have it though :P
262 vs my 262 , single shot, hit that other 262 at 1.3k away ... and i was on his tail and he runnin' .
nothing like a WTF moment for both pilots ...and me ending up being accused of hacking. lmao.
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fine then disagree all you want but its true
Show me your score page that shows it.
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This is getting pretty INteresting.
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I landed
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I landed
Is that not normal? :rofl :D
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Ooo i have to wtf moments!!! one is when i sniped a lanc with an M4 from 3K out and also,when i pwned 3 p38's in my P47-25 how i did it? i don't know but i like to think that i am just that good :D i have film of it too now just to find it.....
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My best WTF moment was less of a question WTF, but rather a HOLY noodles, WTF!?!! moment.
It was Saturday, squad night, and some squaddies and I upped in B-25s hoping to do some base killing. Now, I'm being the good wingman and looking all over for enemy cons that might sneeze lead in our general direction. I look out my 12 'o clock high and see a 262 diving on us. I pulled my 25 nose up into the con and opened up with 75mm and 8 .50 cals. As far as I know, I didn't get hit, while the 262 lost a wing followed by an explosion caused by the HE round's delayed effect. I then died to a uberwind from 1.5k out. But still!
<S> un-named 262 pilot for this thread
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Had one about a 2 or 3 weeks ago. I was up in a c205 about 800 out from a 190 that was on the tail of a friendly p38. I was thinking the p389 was going to be cactus unless I done something soon. I let go a short burst, less than 1/2 a second, to get the feel of where they were landing and bang, off comes the 190's elevators. Another guy was right behind me and he couldn't believe how good a shot I was (BTW I'm one of the worst shots in the game) the result was only an assist so someone had had a good go at him before me. Wish I could always shoot like that. WTF
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Some squadies and i where in the AvA fighting each other. I was in a 190A-8 begin chase by a spit 9. He took my tail off and my 190 fliped and end up going backwards. At the time i was going backwards, that spit was on the 12 so i open up and killed him before i die. HEHEH, he had no idea how he die till i told him.
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The other day I was flying a P-51 and I see a low yak in a shallow dive, so I dive after him. When I get to about 700 yards of his six I open fire and something falls off (it was his vertical stabilizer). Since I was unable to identify the flying debri I continue following him and keep getting closer. When I get to about 400 yards his tail slides to the left and turns the whole plane making it a huge airbrake filling up my screen. I tried to pull out but the only thing that I had time to successfully do is run the word "$h1t" though my mind. :cry
P.S. I still got the kill for the guy :devil
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Worst was... shot an LVT with a rocket, it bounced off the LVT and hit me.
IIRC, it happened in December-January-ish. I was cussing up a storm and laughing at the same time.
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had one yesterday - upped a Typh with 1000lbers to drop a cruiser which was shelling our base. level at 12k trying to dodge the puffy ack, perfect dive into the CV group, release and egress at 2.9k without taking a single ack hit. took out a bunch of guns but didnt drop the cruiser which I can usually kill in one pass. hmm time to rearm then.
short final at 180ish and the Typh feels even more unstable than usual, then I notice I still have a bomb onboard. doh! while telling my squaddies what a noob ive just been I jettison the remaining bomb, realising too late that I'm only doing 160 at 800' and 1000lb of high explosive is about to detonate underneath me, then BOOM! I'm in the tower. double-doh!
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Best collision ever?
Went after a spit which I thought didn't see me. I got within 1.5K before he started turning around on me. I decided I'd go for the kill anyways thinking he can't turn around before I get a shot on him. Just as I started to shoot, he got his nose around on me, but not soon enough as I blasted his tail off. I pulled up a bit to saftley pass by his wreckage of a plane when his plane nosed up right into me! Last thing I saw oil everywhere, and my wing 2K behind me and falling. :lol
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Back when I was a noob, I flew a set of buffs a few light years to the enemy HQ. In the bombsite, finger on the button. Almost there. OK now - POOF.
WTF?!!! Discoed! AAARRRGGGHHH! :furious
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Wait I think I got a WTF film which was good, I was having a fight with Tongs near a CV. We were rolling Scissors really nice then i start going towards him and see a 5 inch puff between us and he goes boom ROFL
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I think one of my "best" WTF moments, was upping a goon to a town we were trying to capture, staying low to the deck, avoiding enemy fighters, my teammates clearing the way for me, town is about to pop, and there are enemy GV's rolling towards the down from the VH that just popped. I skillfully land the goon next to the town and drive it right up to the outside buildings... hit the "jump" button, and out pops a box of supplies. WTF!?
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I think one of my "best" WTF moments, was upping a goon to a town we were trying to capture, staying low to the deck, avoiding enemy fighters, my teammates clearing the way for me, town is about to pop, and there are enemy GV's rolling towards the down from the VH that just popped. I skillfully land the goon next to the town and drive it right up to the outside buildings... hit the "jump" button, and out pops a box of supplies. WTF!?
LOL, how many times have i heard people accendently select supplies instead troops. Thats a shame you did that.
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Back before the Il-2 was remodeled, I had the small bomb load (i used to be able to drop one in a pickle jar during my prime, I am out of practice now). Anyway, I dropped one right on a panzer, literally right on top of it. I saw the hit sprite and everything. The bomb bounces up in the air and starts going backwards. the bomb whistle sound is playing backwards (funniest part). You should have seen my face! lmao! The bomb then lands about 200 ft away after about 10 seconds. I was lmaoing until i discoed 10 minutes later! By far the funniest thing I ever had happen during my 2+ years of AH.
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this was my wtf moment. Or a wet dream in AH
(http://www8.picfront.org/picture/MpWTnOR3nD/img/262.JPG) (http://www.picfront.org/d/MpWTnOR3nD/262.JPG)
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Them are goons in the picture
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Back before the Il-2 was remodeled, I had the small bomb load (i used to be able to drop one in a pickle jar during my prime, I am out of practice now). Anyway, I dropped one right on a panzer, literally right on top of it. I saw the hit sprite and everything. The bomb bounces up in the air and starts going backwards. the bomb whistle sound is playing backwards (funniest part). You should have seen my face! lmao! The bomb then lands about 200 ft away after about 10 seconds. I was lmaoing until i discoed 10 minutes later! By far the funniest thing I ever had happen during my 2+ years of AH.
Someone posted an analytical picture of carpetbombing with a set of lancs, dumping his entire load of 14x1000 on an Ostwind. All the bombs that hit it ricocheted, while the others were too far away to do harm.
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oooh i got another one to share.
This is the reason why you dont want ANIMAL in your squad:
Squad sets up a big jabo+cap run on target. Animal is the c47. We fly in NOE, undetected and blitzed the field hard and good.
no defenders.. it was all too fast.
Animal comes in with C47.
Rather than 'chute them he decided its more classy to land the troops himself.
So he lands. Taxii's to the bunker.
Hits bunker. explodes.
/facepalm
:rofl :rolleyes:
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3 years ago, I was flying a 262 low and slow after a fight at 30k with some 17s.
I looked behind me and a La7 was catching up pretty fast, i pushed the throttle all theway (had only 10 minutes of fuel left) and started gaining speed. He apparently just got out of a dive and was about 800 behind me, he opened up and landed a few on my tail. The tail popped off and I started flopping, I opened fired with all of my 30mm and he flew right above me when my nose was pointing up. I nailed him with 4 30s and he went boom before I even hit the ground :)
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this was my wtf moment. Or a wet dream in AH
(http://www8.picfront.org/picture/MpWTnOR3nD/img/262.JPG) (http://www.picfront.org/d/MpWTnOR3nD/262.JPG)
Jackpot!
(http://thmb.inkfrog.com/thumbn/just4kids2/baron_pandora_jackpot.jpg=600)
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In AH1, I was in a 190F and I only had 2 bomblets left.
There was one last M16 in the flattened town but I was the only nme around and I hadn't any chance to surprise him.
Low on fuel, I flew NOE towards him and toss-dropped the remaining ordnance before RTBing. I wasn't expecting any result but then I saw the kill msg LOL :D
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got another one for ya guys
was flyin in the MA yesterday and one of our bases was under attack by some GVS got a 110 got 3 down all i had was rockets left so i fired them all on 1 tiger knowing i wasent going to get a kill but after i flew away the tank exploded and i got the kill :huh :salute
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You probably dumped a ludicrous amount of damage into the track and someone else destroyed the tank, giving you the kill.