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Title: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Swoop on September 16, 2009, 11:01:59 AM
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/Sept_12_(2).jpg)


This weeks Wednesday Babe is dedicated to anyone who wasn't breast fed as an infant.  Poor *******s.

Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: oakranger on September 16, 2009, 11:03:21 AM
fake!
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Sol75 on September 16, 2009, 11:04:09 AM
 :O
With women like that running around... Weds shall be known as "Hump Day" for more than 1 reason now!
 :aok

Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: SIK1 on September 16, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
More like tupperware fed as an infant.

More plastic there than a modern car.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 11:07:05 AM
*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: ariansworld on September 16, 2009, 11:10:33 AM
*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
The balloons are just more to play with.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 11:13:11 AM
If I don't have the armspan to reach the rest of her, I see no point. :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: vonKrimm on September 16, 2009, 11:22:47 AM
Bet she comes with a set of instructions and disclaimers:

"Keep away from sharp objects"
"May be used as an emergency flotation device in the event of a water ditching"
"Objects may be closer than they appear"
"Do not exceed 120degees F or unexpected ruptures may occur"
"Sold for novelty purposes only"

"To only be used by those with incomes of $400k or greater"  :devil
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Reschke on September 16, 2009, 11:25:22 AM
*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.

Just call them an after market bolt on safety device.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Saxman on September 16, 2009, 11:34:55 AM
I have to agree with OOZ on this one. For me its all about proportion, and this chick is inflated OUT of it to the point of absurdity.

On most women anything over a C cup is too large, which depending on the body that could be stretched out to up to a D. But this is WAY too much.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: CHAPPY on September 16, 2009, 11:46:23 AM
Atleast they can identify her body from those implants. :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 11:47:11 AM
Atleast they can identify her body from those implants. :D

The serial numbers, at least. :lol
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: KgB on September 16, 2009, 12:13:53 PM
If I don't have the armspan to reach the rest of her, I see no point. :D
You reach around the waist my friend, not shoulders:)
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: AKP on September 16, 2009, 12:20:06 PM
You reach around the waist my friend, not shoulders:)

depends on what position she is in...
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: TheBug on September 16, 2009, 12:27:10 PM
I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.

Let me guess, you are starting to find yourself checking out the other guys in the showers at school now...  :confused:



 :)
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Dragon on September 16, 2009, 12:35:10 PM
Are those breasts or hot air balloons?   :O  :O


Eyes look like diff colors, fancy nails, trailer hitch for decoration......too much.


Think the shirt is covering the inflation points?
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Patches1 on September 16, 2009, 12:36:18 PM
My problem is....I see her at my age...and her "balloons" will be at knee level, or lower.  :O

However...I can fantasize and she'll never grow older! :x
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 12:37:33 PM
Let me guess, you are starting to find yourself checking out the other guys in the showers at school now...  :confused:

Coming from experience? :p
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Anodizer on September 16, 2009, 12:51:48 PM
I dated a girl back in the day who was totally flat as a board..  She got nice little B cups implanted and they looked wonderful..  All done through the belly-button, so there were no scars..
She didn't even need to wear a bra afterward(just a some cosmetic patches to cover both areola)..  Those things were perfect and looked totally natural..  Not like the two whoopi cushions that this woman has mounted...
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: TheBug on September 16, 2009, 12:59:58 PM
Coming from experience? :p

Lol, touche'

 :)
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: TEXAS20 on September 16, 2009, 01:03:45 PM
*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.

 I'd hit it, then tell her I didnt enjoy it!  :devil
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Banshee7 on September 16, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
some of you guys are too picky  :P
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: CHAPPY on September 16, 2009, 01:13:54 PM
I'd hit it, then tell her I didnt enjoy it!  :devil
:rofl
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 01:23:44 PM
some of you guys are too picky  :P

Natural selection. :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Tac on September 16, 2009, 01:29:33 PM
...in case of a water landing you may use the flight attendant as a flotation device.



oooo water water water  :pray
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: LLogann on September 16, 2009, 01:30:27 PM
She's wearing a front-form pushup bra.  There is absolutely no possible way, from this photo, to determine whether or not her chest is real. 

But all the same, I guess yelling and screaming about a woman you'd never have...... is better then thanking Swoop for her.............. 

Donkey's, all of you!

It's a lovely photo Swoop.  Aside from her hair, and the blush, I enjoy it tremendously. 

Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: 68ZooM on September 16, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now?   lol
 :x
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: LLogann on September 16, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
Don't forget 68 sir..... All of these guys are male models and can do better.   :rofl


lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now?   lol
 :x
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: 68ZooM on September 16, 2009, 01:36:48 PM
Don't forget 68 sir..... All of these guys are male models and can do better.   :rofl



hahahahaha  thanks.... now i have to clean up the coffee spray  hahahahahaha
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: TheBug on September 16, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now?   lol
 :x

Pretending I'm single...

Truthfully I'd probably have to turn her down.


I'd probably blow a surprise in my shorts as soon as she started talking to me.  :O And be too embarrassed to take her home.


Ahh on second thought I'd overcome that obstacle.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 02:03:25 PM
I never said "I could do better," but I'd still rather find something that at least looks like it could have been born that way.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: John Curnutte on September 16, 2009, 02:06:34 PM
 I now would like a glass of milk . :salute
    Nutte
         
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 16, 2009, 02:07:58 PM
Threads like these sure let you know which guys like to play in the closet.


ack-ack
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Getback on September 16, 2009, 02:20:17 PM
Im guessing underwire.  :lol :lol

Not bad Swoop, hope you are all well.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 02:23:58 PM
Threads like these sure let you know which guys like to play in the closet.

And those who grunt as they gnaw a chunk of red meat and stick their axe in the table. :)
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 16, 2009, 02:25:13 PM
Very obvious to the trained eye that she's wearing a Frederick's of Hollywood style bra, with underwire support and padded push up cups. Oddly enough, some women with above average cup size find those bras to be very comfortable and supporting. They have no need, and often little desire, for the size boost, they just find that level of support and control to be comfortable. That will pay off for them later as they'll experience significantly less stretching and sagging.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Saxman on September 16, 2009, 02:33:30 PM
Very obvious to the trained eye that she's wearing a Frederick's of Hollywood style bra, with underwire support and padded push up cups. Oddly enough, some women with above average cup size find those bras to be very comfortable and supporting. They have no need, and often little desire, for the size boost, they just find that level of support and control to be comfortable. That will pay off for them later as they'll experience significantly less stretching and sagging.

Speaking of guys who like to play in the closet.... :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 16, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
Speaking of guys who like to play in the closet.... :D

No, just a guy whose wife wears those bras. And doesn't need them for the size boost.  :devil
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Barrett on September 16, 2009, 03:20:42 PM
She'd catch my eye - anytime, anywhere..

Glad you're back Swoop  :salute
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: caldera on September 16, 2009, 03:25:31 PM
I think she looks great Swoop.  Not too skinny.  And grapefruit is supposed to be good for you.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: zoozoo on September 16, 2009, 05:04:25 PM
you just made my wednesday alot better  :O
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Anaxogoras on September 16, 2009, 05:24:13 PM
I like the girl in Caldera's avatar way more than this one. :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: RightF00T on September 16, 2009, 05:25:53 PM
Nice....and a big LOL at the responses..

I like the girl in Caldera's avatar way more than this one. :D

You like the Kool-Aid man?
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: sluggish on September 16, 2009, 06:07:57 PM
Two Rules of Boobies

1.  If I can touch them, they're real
2.  If they're fake, see rule one.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: sluggish on September 16, 2009, 06:10:01 PM
I dated a girl back in the day who was totally flat as a board..  She got nice little B cups implanted and they looked wonderful..  All done through the belly-button, so there were no scars..
She didn't even need to wear a bra afterward(just a some cosmetic patches to cover both areola)..  Those things were perfect and looked totally natural..  Not like the two whoopi cushions that this woman has mounted...

Without pictures this post is useless.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: AirFlyer on September 16, 2009, 09:57:17 PM
You like the Kool-Aid man?

*In his best Kool-Aid Man voice*

Oh yeah!

All puns intended. :rofl
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 09:59:00 PM
Whoa, the shower-chick vanished...what am I going to stare at on the AHBBS for five minutes now?
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: caldera on September 16, 2009, 11:08:59 PM
Don't worry.  At least 4 other people decided it was OK to use her in their sig lines.  I'm sure you'll see her again.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 16, 2009, 11:16:06 PM
I don't stare for copycats. :D
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: avionix on September 17, 2009, 03:51:25 PM
What a great pic!!!!  Definately would not kick her out of bed.
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Swager on September 17, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
Thanks Swoop, ya did it again.

Nice one!  She looks just fine to me!
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: 8313jbx on September 17, 2009, 09:25:45 PM
 :pray :pray :x :x :x
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 17, 2009, 09:48:09 PM
HELLO Miss lady...  :aok
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: Serenity on September 17, 2009, 10:00:38 PM
And those who grunt as they gnaw a chunk of red meat and stick their axe in the table. :)

Um, keep in mind Ooz, most guys on this thread (Myself included) would be happy to be thrown into that group :)
Title: Re: The Wednesday Babe!
Post by: OOZ662 on September 17, 2009, 10:01:16 PM
To each his own.