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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on September 16, 2009, 11:01:59 AM
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This weeks Wednesday Babe is dedicated to anyone who wasn't breast fed as an infant. Poor *******s.
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fake!
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:O
With women like that running around... Weds shall be known as "Hump Day" for more than 1 reason now!
:aok
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More like tupperware fed as an infant.
More plastic there than a modern car.
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*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
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*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
The balloons are just more to play with.
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If I don't have the armspan to reach the rest of her, I see no point. :D
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Bet she comes with a set of instructions and disclaimers:
"Keep away from sharp objects"
"May be used as an emergency flotation device in the event of a water ditching"
"Objects may be closer than they appear"
"Do not exceed 120degees F or unexpected ruptures may occur"
"Sold for novelty purposes only"
"To only be used by those with incomes of $400k or greater" :devil
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*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
Just call them an after market bolt on safety device.
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I have to agree with OOZ on this one. For me its all about proportion, and this chick is inflated OUT of it to the point of absurdity.
On most women anything over a C cup is too large, which depending on the body that could be stretched out to up to a D. But this is WAY too much.
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Atleast they can identify her body from those implants. :D
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Atleast they can identify her body from those implants. :D
The serial numbers, at least. :lol
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If I don't have the armspan to reach the rest of her, I see no point. :D
You reach around the waist my friend, not shoulders:)
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You reach around the waist my friend, not shoulders:)
depends on what position she is in...
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I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
Let me guess, you are starting to find yourself checking out the other guys in the showers at school now... :confused:
:)
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Are those breasts or hot air balloons? :O :O
Eyes look like diff colors, fancy nails, trailer hitch for decoration......too much.
Think the shirt is covering the inflation points?
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My problem is....I see her at my age...and her "balloons" will be at knee level, or lower. :O
However...I can fantasize and she'll never grow older! :x
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Let me guess, you are starting to find yourself checking out the other guys in the showers at school now... :confused:
Coming from experience? :p
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I dated a girl back in the day who was totally flat as a board.. She got nice little B cups implanted and they looked wonderful.. All done through the belly-button, so there were no scars..
She didn't even need to wear a bra afterward(just a some cosmetic patches to cover both areola).. Those things were perfect and looked totally natural.. Not like the two whoopi cushions that this woman has mounted...
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Coming from experience? :p
Lol, touche'
:)
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*shrug* Just not my style. And before you guys start in with the inevitable, I'll save a post and say it now; yes, I would shove that out of bed. :D If she needs to have balloons fitted for any reason other than as airbags, I don't think I'd enjoy her at all.
I'd hit it, then tell her I didnt enjoy it! :devil
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some of you guys are too picky :P
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I'd hit it, then tell her I didnt enjoy it! :devil
:rofl
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some of you guys are too picky :P
Natural selection. :D
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...in case of a water landing you may use the flight attendant as a flotation device.
oooo water water water :pray
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She's wearing a front-form pushup bra. There is absolutely no possible way, from this photo, to determine whether or not her chest is real.
But all the same, I guess yelling and screaming about a woman you'd never have...... is better then thanking Swoop for her..............
Donkey's, all of you!
It's a lovely photo Swoop. Aside from her hair, and the blush, I enjoy it tremendously.
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lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now? lol
:x
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Don't forget 68 sir..... All of these guys are male models and can do better. :rofl
lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now? lol
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Don't forget 68 sir..... All of these guys are male models and can do better. :rofl
hahahahaha thanks.... now i have to clean up the coffee spray hahahahahaha
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lol some of the answers are funny..... ok guys heres the thing... your alone at a bar and your single (married guys play along your now single) and she proceeds to converse with you for the night and wants to go home with ya.. Hmmm what would that answer be now? lol
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Pretending I'm single...
Truthfully I'd probably have to turn her down.
I'd probably blow a surprise in my shorts as soon as she started talking to me. :O And be too embarrassed to take her home.
Ahh on second thought I'd overcome that obstacle.
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I never said "I could do better," but I'd still rather find something that at least looks like it could have been born that way.
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I now would like a glass of milk . :salute
Nutte
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Threads like these sure let you know which guys like to play in the closet.
ack-ack
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Im guessing underwire. :lol :lol
Not bad Swoop, hope you are all well.
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Threads like these sure let you know which guys like to play in the closet.
And those who grunt as they gnaw a chunk of red meat and stick their axe in the table. :)
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Very obvious to the trained eye that she's wearing a Frederick's of Hollywood style bra, with underwire support and padded push up cups. Oddly enough, some women with above average cup size find those bras to be very comfortable and supporting. They have no need, and often little desire, for the size boost, they just find that level of support and control to be comfortable. That will pay off for them later as they'll experience significantly less stretching and sagging.
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Very obvious to the trained eye that she's wearing a Frederick's of Hollywood style bra, with underwire support and padded push up cups. Oddly enough, some women with above average cup size find those bras to be very comfortable and supporting. They have no need, and often little desire, for the size boost, they just find that level of support and control to be comfortable. That will pay off for them later as they'll experience significantly less stretching and sagging.
Speaking of guys who like to play in the closet.... :D
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Speaking of guys who like to play in the closet.... :D
No, just a guy whose wife wears those bras. And doesn't need them for the size boost. :devil
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She'd catch my eye - anytime, anywhere..
Glad you're back Swoop :salute
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I think she looks great Swoop. Not too skinny. And grapefruit is supposed to be good for you.
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you just made my wednesday alot better :O
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I like the girl in Caldera's avatar way more than this one. :D
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Nice....and a big LOL at the responses..
I like the girl in Caldera's avatar way more than this one. :D
You like the Kool-Aid man?
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Two Rules of Boobies
1. If I can touch them, they're real
2. If they're fake, see rule one.
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I dated a girl back in the day who was totally flat as a board.. She got nice little B cups implanted and they looked wonderful.. All done through the belly-button, so there were no scars..
She didn't even need to wear a bra afterward(just a some cosmetic patches to cover both areola).. Those things were perfect and looked totally natural.. Not like the two whoopi cushions that this woman has mounted...
Without pictures this post is useless.
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You like the Kool-Aid man?
*In his best Kool-Aid Man voice*
Oh yeah!
All puns intended. :rofl
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Whoa, the shower-chick vanished...what am I going to stare at on the AHBBS for five minutes now?
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Don't worry. At least 4 other people decided it was OK to use her in their sig lines. I'm sure you'll see her again.
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I don't stare for copycats. :D
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What a great pic!!!! Definately would not kick her out of bed.
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Thanks Swoop, ya did it again.
Nice one! She looks just fine to me!
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:pray :pray :x :x :x
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HELLO Miss lady... :aok
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And those who grunt as they gnaw a chunk of red meat and stick their axe in the table. :)
Um, keep in mind Ooz, most guys on this thread (Myself included) would be happy to be thrown into that group :)
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To each his own.