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Title: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: gyrene81 on September 18, 2009, 01:54:57 PM
 :O I would not have believed it if I didn't see it with me very own eyeballs  :O


International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)



More stupid human tricks.
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: crazyivan on September 18, 2009, 02:46:09 PM
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for me!(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rpg028.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: phatzo on September 18, 2009, 05:18:03 PM
aaaaaaargh
we've been celebrating it with a pirate party for the last couple of years.
shiver me timbers
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2009, 05:32:06 PM
Yarrrrr!
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: ZetaNine on September 18, 2009, 07:40:29 PM


GO BUCS!!


(http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Sexy-Tampa-Buccaneer-4842ad5c2248.jpeg)


(http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/218px-tampa_bay_buccaneers_logosvg.png)
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: phatzo on September 18, 2009, 08:26:36 PM
how do you know if your a pirate

ye just know ye arrrrrrrrrrrgh

How does a pirate get around on land

in a caaaaarrrrrgh


Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 18, 2009, 08:53:02 PM
Arrg. The 19th be me birthday. 48 I'll be
Seems only fitting.

"Are you a pirate?" A small lad once asked me. Smart as paint he was

Well,,, Says I
Somes be say'n  I is
And somes, they be say'n I aint.
OOOpinions, they be a-vary'n matey
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 18, 2009, 08:55:20 PM
1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
   

4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: WMLute on September 18, 2009, 09:51:00 PM
I will make sure to play Weens "The Blarney Stone" and Metallic "Whiskey in the Jar" a couple times tommorrow.

I will also make sure to toss out a couple of random "Haaaars!".
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2009, 09:59:56 PM
A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: crazyivan on September 18, 2009, 10:08:35 PM


How does a pirate get around on land

in a caaaaarrrrrgh



So everyone from Boston are pirates.  Im goin down to the Haaaabaaarrr! :P
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: Nwbie on September 18, 2009, 11:05:12 PM
Well, aaaarrrrggghhh, I says to the babe with the wooden leg,

Peg, I says....
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: vonKrimm on September 19, 2009, 01:16:11 AM
Well, aaaarrrrggghhh, I says to the babe with the wooden leg,

Peg, I says....

Arrr, sounds belike ye were tryin' ta' jibe ho with a yarn ta' get yer' Jolly Roger on wit yer jackstaff matey.
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: Blooz on September 19, 2009, 06:27:49 AM
Harrrr!

Here be a fine likeness!

(http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/H/hobbitwizardgirl427/1108068397_resbarbosa.JPG)
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: vonKrimm on September 19, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Avast ye lubbers!  Ha ye no heard that today ye must endeavor to speak like a buccaneer?  Now get yer hat racks out o yer bungholes and board some threads!  Arrrr!!!
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: gyrene81 on September 19, 2009, 05:05:50 PM
LMAO...ok all ye land lubbers, heed the Krimm and be replyin to all posts in ye privateer tongue for the rest of the day.
Avast ye lubbers!  Ha ye no heard that today ye must endeavor to speak like a buccaneer?  Now get yer hat racks out o yer bungholes and board some threads!  Arrrr!!!
Title: Re: Avast me swabbies...mark yer calendars!!!
Post by: phatzo on September 20, 2009, 08:52:17 PM
A little bit of pirate madness on the yarra river in melbourne on Saturday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbxnBYUtIs