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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Plawranc on September 20, 2009, 04:23:42 AM
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I know this is stupid, but hey this is the O'club what else am I going to post, swoop already does the skin pics.
So as a nerd I have developed what is probably the most necessary plan in the world: What to do in the impending ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE.
My plan is simple, as soon as I have notification of the apocolypse whether it be by Media or witnessing it first hand, I will immediately gather up all my mates and members of my Air Force Cadet unit and move to my local military base (Hampstead Barracks). There are several sources for supplies en route: supermarkets and pubs and everyone has a backpack for gear. After reaching Hampstead if the Military are still operating we take refuge inside, If they have gone or been overrun. we break in, raid the armoury for weapons and ammo and take one of the the mac trucks making our way into the country away from urban areas (as that is where the greater undead concentration will be) to find a place to hole up perferrably in a country town as we can clear it out.
And then its simple, forage when needed and slaughter the undead. Of course I have too much time on my hands so I have taken every variation into account of which there are too many to list here.
So guys, what are youre plans. and please dont hate, take a joke and humor eachother.
And as a side note what is youre weapon of choice in the Zombie Apocolypse, mine is the crowbar
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I'm going to be a member of the Zombie Horde! :x
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Zombie Survival Kit: Chuck Norris
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Zombie Survival Kit: lazs
fixed.
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I've got a gun safe, guns, and ammo. Need nothing more.
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I would...well do nothing.
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Well, we have an Army base not far from here, fully stocked with armored trucks/tanks/Crash hawks...err, Blackhawks.
Grab my Sako .243 Winchester, grab a couple of my buds, and raid the base if it's down, if not, take refuge.
This post gives excellent insight on tanks...
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,262560.0.html
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http://maxbrooks.com/ (http://maxbrooks.com/)
I've read the first two books about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, both were really fun entertaining reads. :)
Actually if you're going to use a firearm, I would think that a .22 would be a better choice. Massive tissue damaged like you get with a larger round isn't required, or even helpful. A .22 round to the brain would drop a zombie just as likely as a .45. What's more with supplies potentially being hard to reach due to zombie infestation the lighter weight of the smaller round would mean you could carry more with you.
Not that I think about these things... :)
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No, don't go to the military base. Don't you ever read books? If you did, you would know that in the event of a civilization collapse, all military units immediately turn cannibal, demanding absolute loyalty and to prove it you have to do something weird like rape a virgin and then eat her liver, or something equally gross. Group marriages and a strict heirarchy rules, with the strongest leaders ruling with an iron fist because the only way to get "promoted" is to kill the guy above you. It all works great until some mutant virus or skin disorder takes hold and then the military unit starts rampaging around the countryside.
Every time. It happens every single time. And I almost forgot, they always lose. Even though they started out highly trained and their leaders are really smart before the disaster, and they have nearly absolute loyalty because of the previously mentioned grody membership rituals, they still lose. And they lose badly, dying horrible deaths.
Not me... I'm gonna dive into my underground bunker and wait for a couple of years. Even zombies will run out of things to eat before my well stocked secret underground lair will run out of food. The best advice is to hole up and wait it out. Let the military cannibals, do-gooder hero types, freaked out vacationing college students and their yuppie banker dads, and zombies fight it out. If the people who win aren't civilized enough to know how to grow food, they'll be dead by the time my bunker supplies are depleted.
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Get the shotguns, and buck shot, rifles, and the pistol. Head to my friends place, hole up in his land. Waterin hole there great for fishing, and almost too much game regarding hunting.
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I'm just waiting for a Zombie Apocalypse to break out. Me and my buds would gather all our rifles, head to the nearest gun store, and board it up. We would have a radio, or a working TV to see if the military is coming to evacuate all survivors. Taking down a few hundred zombies in the mean time wouldn't be bad. :D
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brains are good eating. I'm joining the zombies.
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Those campy zombie movies are always good for a few laughs!!
Zombies Rule!!! I'd be the leader of a roaving cannibal biker gang,
"Send more Cops!!!" is one of my favorite lines... Along with,
"Brainnnnnn's Brainnnnn's, I must have more BRAINNNNNN's!!!" :D
RC
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I'd suck on the barrel of a .357 and say "Goodnight Irene".
Forage...suffer...sounds too much like work to me.
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I'm just waiting for a Zombie Apocalypse to break out. Me and my buds would gather all our rifles, head to the nearest gun store, and board it up. We would have a radio, or a working TV to see if the military is coming to evacuate all survivors. Taking down a few hundred zombies in the mean time wouldn't be bad. :D
Hmmmm sounds very familiar to me....... :O
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Mensa could use her "She power" against them. :)
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Gotta think outside of the box guys. :aok
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
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brains are good eating. I'm joining the zombies.
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Not a lot of sustenance this thread.
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I'd suck on the barrel of a .357 and say "Goodnight Irene".
Forage...suffer...sounds too much like work to me.
What?! You are not even going to wait for the AH servers to go down 1st?
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Simple, seduce the zombies into surrender.
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Those campy zombie movies are always good for a few laughs!!
Zombies Rule!!! I'd be the leader of a roaving cannibal biker gang,
"Send more Cops!!!" is one of my favorite lines... Along with,
"Brainnnnnn's Brainnnnn's, I must have more BRAINNNNNN's!!!" :D
RC
Best zombie quote is from Return of the Living Dead II
Couple of grave robbers have a severed head in a bag. The bag starts moving and one of the fellas jams a screwdriver through the severed female zombie head. The head responds with "Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!" I laugh ever time I see it.
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And as a side note what is youre weapon of choice in the Zombie Apocolypse, mine is the crowbar
Good Luck with that.
The Splatter from the wounds will infect you.
I'd go with AK-47.
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You're Zombie Plans
With a sentence like that, you should just join the horde and be done with it.
:lol :aok
I jest, I jest. :cool:
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With a sentence like that, you should just join the horde and be done with it.
:lol :aok
I jest, I jest. :cool:
Beat me to it. I always considered myself more vampire plans.
Anyway, I was just talking to my colleagues about this the other day. We work for USAID in a pretty typical office, which makes most of them believe I am off the rocker. Anyway, the first thing I do when I move into a new place for more than just a couple days is think about the best zombie defense method for the given location. In my old apartment I had a roof only accessible by a single ladder, which I could easily take out once I was up there. Even with no guns in DC, I could have easily waited up there laughing at the zombie horde below. My new apartment is much less defensible, and I would most certainly be eating brains in no time.
Also, Fallout 3 is WAY more fun if you currently/have lived in DC :rock
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* Main Entry: zom·bie
* Variant(s): also zom·bi \ˈzäm-bē\
* Function: noun
* Etymology: Louisiana Creole or Haitian Creole zonbi, of Bantu origin; akin to Kimbundu nzúmbe ghost
* Date: circa 1871
1 a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body
b : a will-less and speechless human
2 a : a person held to resemble the so-called walking dead; especially : automaton
b : a person markedly strange in appearance or behavior
Why hide from ourselves?
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I like my crowbar, Besides we can't have civillian firearms in Australia. But as an Airforce cadet I can operate and maintain them. Not to mention the fact as a zombie will move to a place which it spent most of its previous existance like the Mall or movies for teenage girls and Homes for middle aged plus public plazas and cities in general.
And of course if the horde does get me, Im going to hunt you down Xasthur and recruit you to the horde :cool:
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I like my crowbar, Besides we can't have civillian firearms in Australia.
I'm sorry.
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I am ready for Z-Day.
(http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/storyphotos/M-61_frag_grenade_Wikifreund_via_Wikipedia.jpg)
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In the town of less than 2000 people where i live the are probably 5-10 firearms (on average) per person. Just imagine all these crazy rednecks on their roofs with hi powered rifles splattering zombies all over the streets :x
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I'm staying on base where there is plenty of guns, ammo, and a grocery store. If needed, drive the crash truck with the huge wheels to wally world and raid them. Oh yea, the place is fenced in too, good luck to the zombies on getting in............now, where's my sniper rifle so I can head to the control tower.
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See Rule #14
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See Rule #14
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Actually a maximum security prison would be the best place to go...
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haha, Mensa. Zombie kit=lazs.
aside from that...probly re-kill my way across the US trying to get to texas so I can maybe find my girlfriend still alive and well. (asians are small/hide well lol)I'd keep a journal...if i make it...turn it into a holly wood storey lol
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Alcatraz!
Lets see the little tards swim AND break into prison!
:devil
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OK, LOL!! What kinda BaccilloZombius infection is this? The old strain, with the slow movin zombies, that had to bite you? Or, the new strain, with the fast movin zombies, that can infect by touch or splatter?
And what is its origin, terrestrial mutated germ agent? Or, EXTRAterrestrial plague, (or weapon)???
Or is this info on a "need to know basis"?
:lol RC
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OK, LOL!! What kinda BaccilloZombius infection is this? The old strain, with the slow movin zombies, that had to bite you? Or, the new strain, with the fast movin zombies, that can infect by touch or splatter?
And what is its origin, terrestrial mutated germ agent? Or, EXTRAterrestrial plague, (or weapon)???
Or is this info on a "need to know basis"?
:lol RC
I'm more worried about the Andromeda Strain than I am about zombies. Seriously, it was all blood-clotty and all disintegrating-y, on top of being from OUTER SPACE. What isn't freaky about that?
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OK, LOL!! What kinda BaccilloZombius infection is this? The old strain, with the slow movin zombies, that had to bite you? Or, the new strain, with the fast movin zombies, that can infect by touch or splatter?
And what is its origin, terrestrial mutated germ agent? Or, EXTRAterrestrial plague, (or weapon)???
Or is this info on a "need to know basis"?
:lol RC
Its Rage pretty much. They sprint and screech and kick bellybutton riiight up to the point in which we blow their head off.
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ZombieLand the movie opens next Friday:
(http://videos.rollingout.com/uploads/thumbnail/movie_ZombieLand_still.jpg)
This movie looks like it is sort of insane:
(http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/zombieland_still.jpg)
It apparently has lots of gratuitous flesh eating and violence in it.
(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/zombieland-movie-pic-01-535x354.jpg)
I'm not sure what Woody Harrelson is planning to do with that pick.
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I bet they'll attack on Superbowl Sunday. Catch us with orange dorito fingers and beer buzzed. Throwing off are aim so we waste ammo. Damn those sneaky zombies! I'll propably just start running. Falling down or tweeking my ankle. You know for the entertainment value in all.
Making sure to hit every Mall and grocerystore on the way. Man why do zombies love supermarkets so much gezz? Well looks like I'm to late to get to the gun store. To big of a line there! Ahh WTH I'll just keep running. Zombies gotta get tired sometime.(famous last words) :uhoh
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So guys, what are youre plans. and please dont hate, take a joke and humor eachother.
And as a side note what is youre weapon of choice in the Zombie Apocolypse, mine is the crowbar
no weapon. Just a party.
I'll hold a zombie Jamboree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H69HODLlDMo&feature=related
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I honestly will find the nearest oil refinery. Re-route one of the pump lines to a 7 foot deep ditch surrounding the plant and fill up the ditch with oil and gasoline. During the day when we are awake, we defend with guns, knifes, and rocks. At night when we need sleep we light the ditch on fire and snooze while we hear screeches of the burning living dead.
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I would go to Basspro shops first and after getting a nice bass boat hide out on lake mead in NV , for a while and fish and hunt until you guys killed them all , then show up and take credit for a great defense of our area .
Nutte :salute