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Title: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: crazyivan on October 09, 2009, 12:33:38 AM
Somali pirates mistake french naval tanker for easy target. DOHHH!!! :bolt:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33225718/ns/world_news-africa/?GT1=43001
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: OOZ662 on October 09, 2009, 12:57:09 AM
They didn't mistake it, they just figured it'd surrender. :noid
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: straffo on October 09, 2009, 01:16:31 AM
wow ! humour !
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Karnak on October 09, 2009, 01:40:32 AM
They didn't mistake it, they just figured it'd surrender. :noid
Did you know that not a single French unit broke and surrendered/ran in WWII?

Didn't think so.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Masherbrum on October 09, 2009, 01:47:19 AM
 :salute to the French for fighting these Pirates.   
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: OOZ662 on October 09, 2009, 02:18:44 AM
Wow, calm down. :lol

And yes, I did know that. :)
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: TwinEng on October 09, 2009, 09:58:19 AM
Can anyone decode these hand signals that the pirates gave to the French sailors as they approached them??


(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/5c2d9e40-1b62-4b63-ba08-08b6a1f762fd.rp600x350.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: mbailey on October 09, 2009, 10:00:16 AM
Can anyone decode these hand signals that the pirates gave to the French sailors as they approached them??


(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/5c2d9e40-1b62-4b63-ba08-08b6a1f762fd.rp600x350.jpg)

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

And thats the game, French 1  Pirates 0

This whole situation just reaks of ( insert deity ) having a great sense of humor.

Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Strip on October 09, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
Looks like they are getting ready to throw hand grenades....

*boom*

Ooops....
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Kuhn on October 09, 2009, 10:01:25 AM
Can anyone decode these hand signals that the pirates gave to the French sailors as they approached them??


(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/5c2d9e40-1b62-4b63-ba08-08b6a1f762fd.rp600x350.jpg)

Looks like a PTL meeting.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Flipperk on October 09, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
Did you know that not a single French unit broke and surrendered/ran in WWII?

Didn't think so.


Did you know that OOZ was just making a joke?

Didn't think so.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Strip on October 09, 2009, 11:29:37 AM
Safe to say the French joke has pretty run its course tho....
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Saxman on October 09, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
Safe to say the French joke has pretty run its course tho....

....

Nah.

:D
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Denholm on October 09, 2009, 12:07:59 PM
Way to go France! :aok
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Maverick on October 09, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
The pics didn't show any obvious emplacements. Does anyone know if there were any weapons points on the ship other than possibly an anti missile gattling gun system?
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: straffo on October 09, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
The pics didn't show any obvious emplacements. Does anyone know if there were any weapons points on the ship other than possibly an anti missile gattling gun system?

Almost nothing :

1 canon de 40mm anti-aérien
4 mitrailleuses de 12.7mm
3 Simbad (short range AA missiles)
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Strip on October 09, 2009, 02:04:08 PM
Enough to turn that boat into toothpicks tho....
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Grayeagle on October 09, 2009, 03:06:43 PM
the article I read stated the pirates opened fire with AK-47's .. in the dark .. obviously thinking the French Flagship was a merchant ship.

OOPS.

Now .. if I were French ..I would say that was a declaration of war and respond as such.
'Bring all guns to bear'
'Open Fire when ready'
'Cease Fire' (when boats are destroyed)
(zerr weel bee nonn of ziss 'chassing' and running about een ze dark, no?)
'Bring me a Croissant'

-GE aka Frank
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: 68ZooM on October 09, 2009, 03:17:17 PM
lol its just pathetically funny.. Look at the pic  ROFLMAO They must of been thinking in there Lil Pirate heads.... How did they see Our Stealthy High Speed Attack Pirate Ship, sporting a 40hp Outboard and all our Firepower.... :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: 68ZooM on October 09, 2009, 03:22:42 PM
Can anyone decode these hand signals that the pirates gave to the French sailors as they approached them??


(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/5c2d9e40-1b62-4b63-ba08-08b6a1f762fd.rp600x350.jpg)

Can't you see the little 5" inch TV, they were celebrating a Somalian Goal at the World Cup
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: RightF00T on October 09, 2009, 03:24:37 PM
"Party over here...raise the roof raise the roof" lol
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Maverick on October 09, 2009, 04:38:36 PM
Almost nothing :

1 canon de 40mm anti-aérien
4 mitrailleuses de 12.7mm
3 Simbad (short range AA missiles)

Plenty to take out some skiffs with idiots in them. Pity they were not in a position to actually use them on the skiffs. I say that only because there are no skiffs or pirates with large holes in them. More the pity.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: E25280 on October 09, 2009, 05:30:14 PM
Quote
France is a key member of the EU's naval mission, Operation Atalanta, fighting Somali pirates in the Gulf of Aden.

It has aggressively tracked and caught suspected pirates and handed over at least 22 to Kenya.

An additional 15 suspects were brought to France for prosecution after allegedly seizing boats belonging to French nationals.
Keep this kind of thing up, the pirates might get the message . . .

Or blow them out of the water at the slightest provocation . . . then I think they will get the message.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Shuffler on October 09, 2009, 05:56:54 PM
Safe to say the French joke has pretty run its course tho....

Yup the new one is not really funny. Their desire to protect child molesters.



They should just shoot the pirates. Fish need to eat same as the buzzards.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Anaxogoras on October 09, 2009, 06:08:05 PM
Nice hijack. :bolt:
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: JunkyII on October 09, 2009, 06:31:28 PM
Why wouldnt you kill them? ...........probably democrats :neener:
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: straffo on October 10, 2009, 02:38:32 AM
Yup the new one is not really funny. Their desire to protect child molesters.



They should just shoot the pirates. Fish need to eat same as the buzzards.

suck your own ...
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: trigger2 on October 10, 2009, 08:22:15 AM
the article I read stated the pirates opened fire with AK-47's .. in the dark .. obviously thinking the French Flagship was a merchant ship.

OOPS.

Now .. if I were French ..I would say that was a declaration of war and respond as such.
'Bring all guns to bear'
'Open Fire when ready'
'Cease Fire' (when boats are destroyed)
(zerr weel bee nonn of ziss 'chassing' and running about een ze dark, no?)
'Bring me a Croissant'

-GE aka Frank

...How did you get ahold of the radio transmissions! Those were supposed to be classified! ;)
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Rash on October 10, 2009, 11:12:47 AM
They said the other boat got away, but did it?
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Nilsen on October 10, 2009, 03:19:18 PM
They said the other boat got away, but did it?

Maybe it didnt get away horizontally, but made its escape vertically  :cool:
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: crazyivan on October 10, 2009, 03:36:01 PM
Can anyone decode these hand signals that the pirates gave to the French sailors as they approached them??


(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/5c2d9e40-1b62-4b63-ba08-08b6a1f762fd.rp600x350.jpg)
It can't see us if we don't move!!!

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e400/mklub02/jurassic.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Denholm on October 10, 2009, 06:15:11 PM
Maybe it didnt get away horizontally, but made its escape vertically  :cool:
I support this claim!

Nilsen gets around so much, it's hard not to trust him. :D
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Nilsen on October 11, 2009, 12:52:56 AM
I support this claim!

Nilsen gets around so much, it's hard not to trust him. :D

you calling me a slut??  :cheers:
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Plawranc on October 11, 2009, 03:12:12 AM
Remember what the french did to Polynesia.

Pirates : Look a cargo freighter, we go on board and hold them up with our 38 year old ex Soviet poorly maintained AK47's and rusty machetes. Hey look a search light............ohhhhhhh craaaaaaaaaap

"COPS THEME MUSIC"

French: Halt la mother beyotches  "chatunk" 5 incher loaded commander. It would be in youre best intrez's if you don't move "we".

Ands over ze heads

:D Coolest bust EVER

Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Rash on October 11, 2009, 08:35:24 AM
Then the pirate captain says! "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!"
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: TwinEng on October 12, 2009, 06:13:06 AM
Enough to turn that boat into toothpicks tho....

I wonder how many rounds one would need from a .50 caliber Browning M2 to neutralize one of those boats??

(http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_50cal-M2_MG_Fife_pic.jpg)



See this video of US sailors in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30vyiIdClU


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Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: Maverick on October 12, 2009, 03:35:55 PM
I'm not sure how many it would take for the boat but if the pirates were lined up right, just one would do the job.
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on October 13, 2009, 11:06:50 AM
the article I read stated the pirates opened fire with AK-47's .. in the dark .. obviously thinking the French Flagship was a merchant ship.

OOPS.

Now .. if I were French ..I would say that was a declaration of war and respond as such.
'Bring all guns to bear'
'Open Fire when ready'
'Cease Fire' (when boats are destroyed)
(zerr weel bee nonn of ziss 'chassing' and running about een ze dark, no?)
'Bring me a Croissant'

-GE aka Frank

 :rofl
Title: Re: Pirates mistake French Naval ship!!
Post by: TwinEng on October 13, 2009, 11:38:45 AM
See Rule #2