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Title: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: Frodo on October 21, 2009, 09:30:59 AM

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and  Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. < B>

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.  These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

 :devil

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: Dragon on October 21, 2009, 09:37:05 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: druski85 on October 21, 2009, 10:19:07 AM

 :banana:

Well played.

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: 71313 on October 21, 2009, 10:38:21 AM

 :cheers: got show this to the old lady

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: phatzo on October 21, 2009, 07:45:40 PM

Quote from: 71313 on October 21, 2009, 10:38:21 AM

:cheers: got show this to the old lady

me too :cheers:

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: vonKrimm on October 21, 2009, 09:01:01 PM

 :rock

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: SWrokit on October 21, 2009, 09:26:06 PM

 :aok :aok :aok :aok

Well done!

<S> Rokit

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: 007Rusty on October 21, 2009, 09:45:14 PM

                                    :rofl              :aok                :rock

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: phatzo on October 21, 2009, 10:01:01 PM

this has my whole workplace copy, pasting and e-mailing.

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: OOZ662 on October 22, 2009, 02:42:05 AM

Quote from: Frodo on October 21, 2009, 09:30:59 AM

Hot Lingerie 7.7

That's about all it takes for me. *sigh*

:airplane:

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: oakranger on October 22, 2009, 02:51:21 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


 :cheers:

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: Angus on October 22, 2009, 03:37:56 AM

"Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta."

 :rofl :bolt: :cheers:

Title: Re: INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Post by: MrMeanie on October 22, 2009, 07:11:37 AM

lol