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Title: directory assistance
Post by: phatzo on October 21, 2009, 10:32:40 PM

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

Title: Re: directory assistance
Post by: Lusche on October 21, 2009, 10:48:14 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: directory assistance
Post by: Jayhawk on October 21, 2009, 11:19:08 PM

Wondeful  :rofl

Title: Re: directory assistance
Post by: Stalwart on October 22, 2009, 01:47:40 AM

Was this a joke or life imitating humor?   ;)

Title: Re: directory assistance
Post by: batch on October 22, 2009, 08:08:49 AM

Quote from: Stalwart on October 22, 2009, 01:47:40 AM

Was this a joke or life imitating humor?   ;)

It was either a joke or Phatzo just outed himself.

Title: Re: directory assistance
Post by: gyrene81 on October 22, 2009, 10:22:49 AM

LMAO...too real man...just too real.