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Title: Ho ! God ...
Post by: straffo on March 14, 2001, 04:18:00 AM
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Ugly no ?
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Post by: TheWobble on March 14, 2001, 04:39:00 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

did that appear in a nightmare after eating the thanksgiving Turkey?
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Post by: Jochen on March 14, 2001, 05:32:00 AM
Experimental soviet plane painted for special some occasion, maybe a parade.

What do I win?

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jochen Gefechtsverband Kowalewski

Units: I. and II./KG 51, II. and III./KG 76, NSGr 1, NSGr 2, NSGr 20.
Planes: Do 17Z, Ju 87D, Ju 88A, He 111H, Ar 234A, Me 410A, Me 262A, Fw 190A, Fw 190F, Fw 190G.

Sieg oder bolsevismus!
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Post by: straffo on March 14, 2001, 06:37:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by Jochen:
Experimental soviet plane painted for special some occasion, maybe a parade.

What do I win?


a test ride onboard  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) scared now ?
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Post by: Dmitry on March 14, 2001, 09:02:00 AM
it is a K-12 (VS-2) Russian bomber. it was one of the first A/C that didnt had a tail and therefor provided better rear deffense. And yes it was painted for parade on 18 of Augest 1937

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Dmitry aka vfGhosty
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 14, 2001, 09:27:00 AM
One of the MS creators of Crimson Skies musta been viewing this pic as he created Crimson Skies.
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Post by: Boroda on March 14, 2001, 12:22:00 PM
AFAIR it was called "Zhar-Ptitsa" - "Heat-Bird" or a "Fire-Bird", a magic bird from Russian fairy-tales  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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    Pavel Pavlov,
    Commissar 25th IAP WB VVS
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Post by: MiG Eater on March 14, 2001, 02:03:00 PM
No no no, thats obviously Mothra who later went on to battle Godzilla   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

MiG
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Post by: Frosty1 on March 14, 2001, 04:39:00 PM
I think I crapped that out in my toilet last night.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Post by: Flitze on March 14, 2001, 05:56:00 PM
You're all wrong !
It's the prototype of a Romulan "Bird of Prey" (StarTrek).  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
At least now I know, where StarTrek has stolen the design, although I don't know this plane. (It's a plane, isn't it ?)


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Post by: Soda on March 14, 2001, 06:35:00 PM
I can see it now.....
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Pe-666 Mallard

An early version of a failed camoflage pattern.... missions were limited to attacks to the north in spring, and attacks to the south in fall since it followed the path of migrating birds.  Planes flying the wrong direction tended to confuse the local bird populations.

Aircraft rarely returned from missions or were found filled with buckshot holes from over-eager hunters.  Several aircraft that were lost turned up with dog bites around the tires and the feathers removed.

Bomb load typically consisted of a single 500kg bomb filled with PyrOtechnic Overpressure Phospogen (aka POOP).  It was found this bomb had only annoyance effect and was not of strategic value.

Serial production was halted after several hunters complained that they limited out their bird hunting tags for little or no return in actual food.

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-Soda
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Post by: Nath-BDP on March 14, 2001, 06:40:00 PM
I think you mean Klingon Bird of Prey...
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Post by: M.C.202 on March 14, 2001, 06:58:00 PM
Nath-BDP said:

I think you mean Klingon Bird of Prey...


He he, stick to 109's and 190's, the Romulans had the first "Bird of Prey" ship in the
60's T.V.show.

The Klingons and their chief designer Kurt Tank had nothing to do with it :-)

There is even a look-a-like to the body/wing shape of the Soviet POS and the Romulan.
How do I know? I asked Scotty (who I knew when I was a kid)


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Dino in Reno
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Post by: armor3 on March 15, 2001, 11:24:00 AM
it was a German plane made for Stealth Operations used in ww1 for Cover ops NS35,this was Very Classified in ww1 but it seems not its over,now that ww1 is over they turn it into a Freaking Turkey because someone was going trow some hard times then he tot putting it in the Parade will make him money but its seems now that its just sitting there and getting Rusty every day,and no its not s Kligon Ship!!
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Live Long and Enjoy life
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Post by: armor3 on March 15, 2001, 11:30:00 AM
Cover ops NS35,was a mission to Bomb a city somewere in The United states it did its mission and Return Successfully but,it seems the german person hu had it never used it,so he must of sold it to Artist he must of Decorated like a F**Ken idiot and came out to be a Turkey,must of be Thanksgiving when he did it,those planes go up so much in value with everything perfect not a F**ken Turkey lol
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Post by: armor3 on March 15, 2001, 11:35:00 AM
OK THE ARTIST MADE A TURKEY TOOK HIM 100POUNDS OF PAINT TO MAKE IT ALL ROUND,THE FLAPS HE TWISTED THEM TO LOOK LIKE A FEATHER OK,THEN HE PUT A EYE ON THE NOSE OF THE PLANE YOU CALL THAT ART!!!!!!!

MAN THE PERSON HU HAS IT MUST BE A TOTAL IDIOT TO DO THAT.

UNLESS THEY USED IT FOR KENTUCKY FRYIED TURKEY,TO ADVERTISE IT ON THE AIR FOR FREE OR TO INPRESS HIM FRIENDS,BUT THAT PLANE IS A REAK ITS ULESS TO FLY THE FLAPS ARE DAMAGED SO ITS USELESS BELIVE ME ITS A GONER!!! IF A 20MM DID NOT DO THAT JOB LOOKS LIKE THE ARTISE DID LOL.
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Post by: Widewing on March 15, 2001, 11:48:00 AM
 
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Originally posted by armor3:
OK THE ARTIST MADE A TURKEY TOOK HIM 100POUNDS OF PAINT TO MAKE IT ALL ROUND,THE FLAPS HE TWISTED THEM TO LOOK LIKE A FEATHER OK,THEN HE PUT A EYE ON THE NOSE OF THE PLANE YOU CALL THAT ART!!!!!!!

MAN THE PERSON HU HAS IT MUST BE A TOTAL IDIOT TO DO THAT.

UNLESS THEY USED IT FOR KENTUCKY FRYIED TURKEY,TO ADVERTISE IT ON THE AIR FOR FREE OR TO INPRESS HIM FRIENDS,BUT THAT PLANE IS A REAK ITS ULESS TO FLY THE FLAPS ARE DAMAGED SO ITS USELESS BELIVE ME ITS A GONER!!! IF A 20MM DID NOT DO THAT JOB LOOKS LIKE THE ARTISE DID LOL.

Due to the severe constraints of the handcuffs, Armor3 resigned himself to typing with his nose.........

My regards,

Widewing
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Post by: armor3 on March 15, 2001, 11:56:00 AM
sorry its all i sayd was fake this is the real crap

about the plane.

CLASSIEDFIED

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Cicily falls.the sicilian campaign lasted six weeks,it was a campaign in which the army and navy,british and american,worked together as one team.when the U.S army called for help to reduce enemy batteries impeding the capture of porto empedocle and agrigento,our crusier  philadephia and savannah sailed immediately to the scene and pounded the city's defence into rubble.in late july,mussolini and his fascist regime resigned,and on august 17,1943 messina was captured this plane your see.the entire island was in our hands.as the battles passed on,seabees the navys skilled construction battalions worked under constant pressure to turn the captured ports back into searvice harbors.during the periods of rehabiltation. one great problem was that of feeding the civilian populations. to help relieve this situation,the navy assigned serveral coast guards officers to aid in restoring the islands fishing industries. upper.sicilian fishermen pour their difficulties into the receptive ear of an officer assigned to this duty. lower.navy men in Sicily inspect a stripped messerchmidt left behind by fleeing germans.

thats it the hole story

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Post by: armor3 on March 15, 2001, 12:00:00 PM
Due to the severe constraints of the handcuffs, Armor3 resigned himself to typing with his nose.........

My regards,

Widewing HU DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ADMINISTRATION OR SOMETHING THIS IS JUST A JOKE TAKE A BREATH MAN YOU JSUT READ THIS AND GET EASLY OFFENDED.

LOOK AT THE PICTURE ATLEAST I PUT ** BETTEN fkYOU OR DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT ALL


FU*K YOU Widewing.

AND IF YOU DO BOOT ME ALL GET A NEW USERNAME FOR MY CLAN SO BUG OFF.
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Post by: Raubvogel on March 15, 2001, 12:05:00 PM
Please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...
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Post by: Sturm on March 15, 2001, 12:18:00 PM
And who says Public schools aren't working?  Poster child has been born
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Post by: Frosty1 on March 15, 2001, 02:00:00 PM
Armor what langauge are you speaking?

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Post by: Ripsnort on March 15, 2001, 02:04:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Raubvogel:
Please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...

ROTFLOL!!!

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Post by: Widewing on March 15, 2001, 02:12:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by armor3:
Due to the severe constraints of the handcuffs, Armor3 resigned himself to typing with his nose.........

My regards,

Widewing HU (who) DO YOU THINK YOU ARE(,) THE ADMINISTRATION OR SOMETHING(?) THIS IS JUST A JOKE(.) TAKE A BREATH MAN(,) YOU JSUT(just) READ THIS AND GET(got) EASLY(easily) OFFENDED(offended too easily).

LOOK AT THE PICTURE(,) AT (space) LEAST I PUT ** BETTEN (unknown word) fkYOU (unknown word or words) OR(,) DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT ALL(?)


FU*K YOU Widewing.

Outstanding use of the English language to express one's self. Good show!

 
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AND IF YOU DO BOOT ME ALL GET A NEW USERNAME FOR MY CLAN SO BUG OFF.

Okay, I give up.... Kindly translate this.

By the way, I was not offended in any way. Even your "F--- You" does not bother me. Why should it? No, I was more amazed than anything else. Now, I have no idea why you have such difficulty expressing yourself in writing. You may have a learning disability. Or, you may be under-educated. Perhaps, it boils down to being too lazy to open a dictionary. However, the net result is the same. To avoid being kidded about your posts, take the time to make sure that they are constructed in such a manner as to make your ideas understandable. Use the spell-check feature as well. It is your responsibility to present your ideas in a clear, understandable manner. It is not the reader's obligation to interpret them.

My regards,

Widewing

[This message has been edited by Widewing (edited 03-15-2001).]
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Post by: -ammo- on March 15, 2001, 03:44:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Raubvogel:
Please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...please pass education reform...

Now thats funny!

Anyone ever seen the comedian who does "here's your sign"? Armor qualifies to be a sign holder (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Post by: Widewing on March 15, 2001, 05:53:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by armor3:
AND IF YOU DO BOOT ME ALL GET A NEW USERNAME FOR MY CLAN SO BUG OFF.


Translation: If you kick my sorry bellybutton off by
cancelling my account (user name), I will only re-register under a false identity and and return with a new, different user name.


Well, you could certainly do that. However, the only way you could disguise your posts would be to hire someone else to type them. That's assuming that your speech is less confused than your writing.

In my last post I suggested that you use the spell-check feature provided. However, on second thought... I believe that you should simply bite the bullet and learn to spell. Why? Because job and college applications do not come with spell-check functions.

My regards,

Widewing

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Post by: TheWobble on March 15, 2001, 06:15:00 PM
I dunt se a porblme wiht hiss pots
i ma lesdexik oot?
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Post by: ispar on March 15, 2001, 08:00:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by Widewing:
To avoid being kidded about your posts, take the time to make sure that they are constructed in such a manner as to make your ideas understandable. Use the spell-check feature as well. It is your responsibility to present your ideas in a clear, understandable manner. It is not the reader's obligation to interpret them.

My regards,

Widewing
B]

You might also tell him that gluing the CAPS key down does not automatically give him respect and authority  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif).

Yes indeed, pass education reform.