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Title: HA
Post by: Slate on November 02, 2009, 09:41:23 AM
  Ho'ers Anonymous

  10 step Program

1 Proclaim openly that you have Hoed

2 Admit you still have the desire to Ho

3 Apologize to those you have Hoed

4 Start an ACM training program

5 Politely refuse to socialize with other Ho's

6 Help others to refrain from this destructive behavior

7 Control that temptation and avoid the oncoming Dweeb
 
8 Engage in other activities such as GV's where head on is encouraged

9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  :airplane:

  I myself am a recovering Ho'er and occasionaly relapse when frustrated.  :D
   (We needed a new Ho thread the others were getting stale)
Title: Re: HA
Post by: EskimoJoe on November 02, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
 :lol

 :cheers:
Title: Re: HA
Post by: shreck on November 02, 2009, 09:51:59 AM
9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  :airplane:

  I myself am a recovering Ho'er and occasionaly relapse when frustrated.  :D
   (We needed a new Ho thread the others were getting stale)


Hogs are   "EASY-MODE"  :rofl :rofl                                                                  :bolt:
Title: Re: HA
Post by: VonMessa on November 02, 2009, 09:56:19 AM
You are 2 steps shy of 12.

It will not work   :D
Title: Re: HA
Post by: waystin2 on November 02, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
 :rolleyes: Here we go again...
Title: Re: HA
Post by: shiv on November 02, 2009, 10:08:53 AM
Step 11 When you feel like a HO, lead turn instead.

Step 12 Try to keep view of the con the whole fight, so if he kills you, you'll have at least learned something
Title: Re: HA
Post by: usvi on November 02, 2009, 10:11:09 AM
:rolleyes: Here we go again...
(http://www.completesoft.com/images/repeat-business.jpg)
Title: Re: HA
Post by: VonMessa on November 02, 2009, 10:11:46 AM
Step 11 When you feel like a HO, lead turn instead.

Step 12 Try to keep view of the con the whole fight, so if he kills you, you'll have at least learned something

 :D
Title: Re: HA
Post by: CAP1 on November 02, 2009, 10:32:58 AM
i can't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxaBmNoIc10 :bolt: :banana: :bolt:
Title: Re: HA
Post by: StokesAk on November 02, 2009, 01:59:31 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: HA
Post by: OOZ662 on November 02, 2009, 02:02:55 PM
Or, fly an Il-2 and beg people to HO you. :devil
Title: Re: HA
Post by: gyrene81 on November 02, 2009, 02:17:17 PM
1 Proclaim openly that you have Hoed <--- admitted

2 Admit you still have the desire to Ho  <--- any time.

3 Apologize to those you have Hoed  <--- never

4 Start an ACM training program  <--- HO is ACM in real life and toonville...even the supposed elite uber pile-its do it...wouldn't make a difference.

5 Politely refuse to socialize with other Ho's  <---  :neener:

6 Help others to refrain from this destructive behavior  <--- not worried about others

7 Control that temptation and avoid the oncoming Dweeb <--- already try to some degree
 
8 Engage in other activities such as GV's where head on is encouraged  <---gvs suck

9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog  <--- I don't fly either, too easy.

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.  <--- never an issue.
Title: Re: HA
Post by: AAJagerX on November 02, 2009, 03:39:30 PM
I love Ho'ing buffs in a cannon bird.   :devil
Title: Re: HA
Post by: Curlew on November 02, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
 :cheers:well played mate
Title: Re: HA
Post by: ShrkBite on November 02, 2009, 05:57:14 PM
haha that was good.  :salute
Title: Re: HA
Post by: Becinhu on November 02, 2009, 06:07:26 PM
1 Proclaim openly that you have Hoed   guilty

2 Admit you still have the desire to Ho   I'm so ashamed

3 Apologize to those you have Hoed    why?

4 Start an ACM training program   a HO is ACM

5 Politely refuse to socialize with other Ho's   she owes me money

6 Help others to refrain from this destructive behavior   don't point your nose at mine

7 Control that temptation and avoid the oncoming Dweeb     will try to give dweeb my 6
 
8 Engage in other activities such as GV's where head on is encouraged    spawncampers are worse than HO'ers

9 Put down the spit and up a d-hog    still ghey

10 Consider yourself cured and feel the love of Flying again.     was I sick?