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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Badger on May 16, 2000, 10:43:00 AM

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Badger on May 16, 2000, 10:43:00 AM

Does your squad need a towed target for practice sessions that shoots back?

Feeling like you personally need to shoot someone down?

Want to beat on a Baby Harp Seal?

Then call on Badger to fly against your squad in the TA, or modified SEA with full realism.

He'll adapt to being whatever "bad guy" type of posture and scenario situation you would like to practice.

He'll fly a fighter plane or a bomber, drive any vehicle you want and take on any amount of numbers.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Simply use the e-mail address under profiles and book his dance card for your next party.

The service price is negotiable, but a free beer at the first AH CON in October is a good start.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Lance on May 16, 2000, 12:01:00 PM

Hmm, baby seal clubbing?  Might appeal to our Canadian members.  Maybe we can fit you in between the "professional dancers" and midget tossing act on squad nights, Badger (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Gordo
Fat DRUNK Bastards! (http://fdb.50megs.com)

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Wardog on May 16, 2000, 12:38:00 PM

Dam im sleely, though it said Towd Target service,in header..

Where do i sign up to kill Towd.

I kill chutes, sheep & Towd on the runway...




[This message has been edited by Wardog (edited 05-16-2000).]

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Exile on May 16, 2000, 12:42:00 PM

Midget tossing?!?!   Dude .... count me in!!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Cobra on May 16, 2000, 12:56:00 PM

"Professional Dancers"???  The fat drunk bastards are into River Dance??

Cobra

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Lizard3 on May 16, 2000, 07:17:00 PM

What? Fat Neeked Dancers at the river giggin fer toads? <looks over shoulder> "Yeah Mable, I'm goona refeil them thar ice traes. I'm pakin the coowler, be back in a week er two."

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Lizardicus of The Screamin Meanies
  "Never take counsel of your fears."
T.J.(Stonewall) Jackson

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: Lance on May 16, 2000, 07:40:00 PM

Heh, I am sure that is what some of our members spouses think it is, Cobra.

Gordo

Title: Towed Target Service announced..........
Post by: -towd_ on May 16, 2000, 08:29:00 PM

yep on the runway cause if towd is in the air you are buzzy runnin like a cat with its bellybutton on fire wardog.