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Title: I need some help!
Post by: oakranger on November 17, 2009, 02:24:21 PM
I been having this problem that I need help on.  For the past week my wife has been a bit too close to me.  She keeps giving me these innuendos about cuddling and other things.  Twice she has quickly gets in the shower with me when I am trying to get out.  She also has been texting me with pics of her.  It is getting to the point that she invading my space. 
Here is my problem.  The other night I was getting into a good battle on AH.  As things started to heat up, my wife jumps right onto my lap, facing me, half naked.  She starts kissing me on the neck and whispering something to come to bed with her.  I told her that I am busy, get off me and go to bed.  She got mad me and told me that if I don’t get off and come to bed, she will leave me.  Then she storm off to bed.  At the same time, my computer screen went black but I can see some out lines of the plane, gun sight and some of the terrain.  I logged off and try to relog back on but each time I get a window message about a program error has occur on the AceHigh.exe.  What can I do to fix it?  Any suggestions.   
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: fudgums on November 17, 2009, 02:27:02 PM
well
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: MjTalon on November 17, 2009, 02:28:24 PM
Give me your Wife's number and I'll help you fix that problem.


 :joystick:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Chalenge on November 17, 2009, 02:28:44 PM
Get off the computer for a week or however long it takes and give your wife what she wants until she tells you its time for you to play games again.  :old:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Spikes on November 17, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
LOL
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: dirtydog on November 17, 2009, 02:35:40 PM
she's trying to tell you something.better listen or your going to have a LOT of time for aces high
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: waystin2 on November 17, 2009, 02:36:15 PM
Good God man!  That's not a problem, that's a wish come true!!! Forget Aces High! :banana:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Shuffler on November 17, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
she's trying to tell you something.better listen or your going to have a LOT of time for aces high

A lot of time but not the funds.  :aok
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: 5PointOh on November 17, 2009, 02:38:32 PM
Month or so off Aces is way better than a costly divorce.  Can I see a picture of you wife to make a better judgement?? hehe
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Bear76 on November 17, 2009, 02:39:58 PM
she's trying to tell you something.better listen or your going to have a LOT of time for aces high
I don' see the down side here :huh
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: BigR on November 17, 2009, 02:45:28 PM
pics or it didnt happen
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Skuzzy on November 17, 2009, 02:52:32 PM
You'd gain quite a bit of your free time back by not trolling the bulletin board.  :)
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Dragon on November 17, 2009, 02:59:03 PM
 :O
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: dunnrite on November 17, 2009, 03:05:32 PM
You'd gain quite a bit of your free time back by not trolling the bulletin board.  :)

Sig stolen!!
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: CAP1 on November 17, 2009, 03:05:37 PM
I been having this problem that I need help on.  For the past week my wife has been a bit too close to me.  She keeps giving me these innuendos about cuddling and other things.  Twice she has quickly gets in the shower with me when I am trying to get out.  She also has been texting me with pics of her.  It is getting to the point that she invading my space. 
Here is my problem.  The other night I was getting into a good battle on AH.  As things started to heat up, my wife jumps right onto my lap, facing me, half naked.  She starts kissing me on the neck and whispering something to come to bed with her.  I told her that I am busy, get off me and go to bed.  She got mad me and told me that if I don’t get off and come to bed, she will leave me.  Then she storm off to bed.  At the same time, my computer screen went black but I can see some out lines of the plane, gun sight and some of the terrain.  I logged off and try to relog back on but each time I get a window message about a program error has occur on the AceHigh.exe.  What can I do to fix it?  Any suggestions.   

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naked wife on lap, trumps AH any dam day dude!!! :aok
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Ghosth on November 17, 2009, 03:08:08 PM
Wife's not happy, no one is happy.

Wife's unhappy long enough, your unhappy with half your stuff.

Real life comes first, put in the time you need to put in. But save yourself an hour a day, mornings, after she's gone to bed, etc.


Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: shppr01 on November 17, 2009, 03:17:56 PM
Give her what she needs while redownloading AH to fix the bug !!
Then give her what she needs again !!!
If that doesnt work DO IT AGAIN !!!!! :banana:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Wolfie on November 17, 2009, 03:30:18 PM
If you can't figure this one out, you really do need help.  :headscratch:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 17, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
You need to put your priorities in order man, :frown:       Family comes long before some cartoon game, you better tend to her needs before someone else does, then you'll blame her for stepping out when its been your fault all along, Unless you don't love her and feel trapped in your marriage and that's why you fly all the time to get away from it. Guess its your call, personally i know what i would be doing.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Redd on November 17, 2009, 03:38:17 PM
You need to put your priorities in order man, :frown:       Family comes long before some cartoon game, you better tend to her needs before someone else does, then you'll blame her for stepping out when its been your fault all along, Unless you don't love her and feel trapped in your marriage and that's why you fly all the time to get away from it. Guess its your call, personally i know what i would be doing.



Whoosh


Can you really be that stupid ?
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: infowars on November 17, 2009, 03:38:47 PM
I am pretty sure Aces High was one of the final straws with my EX.... 
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: SPKmes on November 17, 2009, 03:56:14 PM
honestly.... what's a minute of your time. 

it's all sorted during take off and climb out.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 17, 2009, 03:56:54 PM
You'd gain quite a bit of your free time back by not trolling the bulletin board.  :)
im sure you can fix that for him :D  :noid
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Bear76 on November 17, 2009, 03:59:27 PM
honestly.... what's a minute of your time. 

it's all sorted during take off and climb out.
It may only take you a minute  ;)
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: oakranger on November 17, 2009, 04:05:05 PM
No suggestion on the computer issue!?!?    :mad:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: BaldEagl on November 17, 2009, 04:11:34 PM
When I got married we honeymooned in St. Martin.  We had a condo on a beach with only 4 of 10 units occupied as it was June so there was pretty much no one there the entire week.

When we went to get the keys to the condo the caretaker, Betty White (yes, that was her name), found out we were on our honeymoon.  She looked at me and said "Just remember, a happy wife makes for a happy life".

Evidently not since I'm divorced now but I'll pass that bit of wisdom on to you anyway.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: ink on November 17, 2009, 04:12:08 PM
sounds like a "story" to me.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: stickpig on November 17, 2009, 04:13:10 PM
Supposed to be a joke.

Kinda like this:

need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair.

The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my truck which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my truck that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Redd on November 17, 2009, 04:17:18 PM
sounds like a "story" to me.


It's a joke , the only funny part is all the Dr. Phil's responding with serious advice
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
I been having this problem that I need help on.  For the past week my wife has been a bit too close to me.  She keeps giving me these innuendos about cuddling and other things.  Twice she has quickly gets in the shower with me when I am trying to get out.  She also has been texting me with pics of her.  It is getting to the point that she invading my space. 
Here is my problem.  The other night I was getting into a good battle on AH.  As things started to heat up, my wife jumps right onto my lap, facing me, half naked.  She starts kissing me on the neck and whispering something to come to bed with her.  I told her that I am busy, get off me and go to bed.  She got mad me and told me that if I don’t get off and come to bed, she will leave me.  Then she storm off to bed.  At the same time, my computer screen went black but I can see some out lines of the plane, gun sight and some of the terrain.  I logged off and try to relog back on but each time I get a window message about a program error has occur on the AceHigh.exe.  What can I do to fix it?  Any suggestions.   

You have poor SA.  An experienced stick could handle his wife's needs while in a dogfight.  Work on this.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: 68ZooM on November 17, 2009, 04:22:06 PM


Whoosh


Can you really be that stupid ?



No im not really that "Stupid"    If its a made up story for giggles, Har Har Lame Post, If its really happening, then yes he is Stupid.
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: nimble on November 17, 2009, 04:22:20 PM
Your wife before I comfort her about her neglectful husband

 (_._)

and after

(_O_)

I'm here to help, bro, wife ack is my specialty!
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Bear76 on November 17, 2009, 04:24:28 PM
You have poor SA.  An experienced stick could handle his wife's needs while in a dogfight.  Work on this.
Yup, use a little velcro and the joystick won't slide off her back :joystick:
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: dedalos on November 17, 2009, 04:40:02 PM


Whoosh


Can you really be that stupid ?

 :rofl
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: ink on November 17, 2009, 04:43:03 PM

It's a joke , the only funny part is all the Dr. Phil's responding with serious advice

ya figures...
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: SPKmes on November 17, 2009, 05:16:16 PM
It may only take you a minute  ;)

yeah at a time...but with the amount I get shot down and have to re up....satisfied customers all round : :lol
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: AWwrgwy on November 17, 2009, 05:43:27 PM
Sounds like an overheating problem.


wrongway
(a little late)
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: Jayhawk on November 17, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
You have poor SA.  An experienced stick could handle his wife's needs while in a dogfight.  Work on this.

 :lol Just don't get your Vox transmissions mixed up!
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: CrAcKeR on November 17, 2009, 06:01:54 PM
You'd gain quite a bit of your free time back by not trolling the bulletin board.  :)

The wise one has spoken, now take these words and use them to guide you along now :D
Title: Re: I need some help!
Post by: lyric1 on November 17, 2009, 06:06:49 PM
Only help on the PC is get an extended warranty & hope the company will replace it. That's what I am doing right now Waiting. With the wife if no kids involved hit the bars & clubs for about a week AHII will soon be a better option to her.