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Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Durr on December 17, 2001, 04:34:00 PM
(http://www.info-strategies.com/fiends/F4MOON.jpg)
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: BenDover on December 17, 2001, 04:42:00 PM
"when air bags malfuntion"
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Reschke on December 17, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
Well the plane is an F4 Phantom. But here is my take on a caption.

RIO:
"Hey man we have a long flight I'll drive for a while."

Pilot:
"This damn pillow is a squeak to get situated against the headrest!"
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: gavor on December 17, 2001, 07:22:00 PM
Man, this is a big map <unfold unfold>
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: M.C.202 on December 17, 2001, 10:48:00 PM
A public health anouncment/

"Just say NO to crack"
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: shaunmcl on December 20, 2001, 03:24:00 PM
USAF pilots mooning russian migs during cold war.Must off ran out of missiles or somthen

boris"ass at at 6 o clock"

usaf pilot "eagle 1 fox ass"

vladimer"evasive manuvers"

boris"i cant hold her uuuuuaagg"

mig "BRAKE BRAKE ASS"

vladimer"we're hit aaaaaagggg"

boris "aaaaaagggggg"

usaf pilot"roger the bogie has been assed

  :D   :D   :D
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: JoeDirt on December 20, 2001, 04:14:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ShaunMcL:
USAF pilots mooning russian migs during cold war.Must off ran out of missiles or somthen

boris"ass at at 6 o clock"

usaf pilot "eagle 1 fox ass"

vladimer"evasive manuvers"

boris"i cant hold her uuuuuaagg"

mig "BRAKE BRAKE ASS"

vladimer"we're hit aaaaaagggg"

boris "aaaaaagggggg"

usaf pilot"roger the bogie has been assed

   :D    :D    :D

lmAO!!   :D   :D
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: shaunmcl on December 22, 2001, 07:16:00 PM
imAO ???
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Thrawn on December 22, 2001, 08:12:00 PM
laughing my bellybutton Off?

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: Thrawn ]
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Durr on January 08, 2002, 06:09:00 AM
memo to maintenence: need you to do something about that crack in the canopy
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: jan on January 08, 2002, 06:19:00 AM
my 2 cents: that "crack" in the canopy is the line where the canopy is supposed to break in case of rocket seat ejection. so it is merely a tube attached to the inside of the canopy, filled with explosives that go off when the seat is activated. it can be seen on the pilots canopy as well as on woossie´s canopy...
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Durr on January 27, 2002, 12:56:17 AM
Thats not the crack I'm talking about!  Look at that pic a little closer and you will see what I mean. :)
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: jan on January 27, 2002, 05:25:24 AM
ive been looking at that pic and cannot recon anythin unusual except for a pilot fallen asleep in mid-air... guess i need some glasses ;)) nvrmind
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Roland Kunz on January 30, 2002, 04:02:06 PM
Hello

Why is the pilots helmet some 100% larger in size ?

Could it be a new helmet system with little build in monitors ?

The white "pillar" is the connection.
Maybe a night vision flight test ?

Grüsse
Title: Name This....(139)
Post by: Tac on January 30, 2002, 04:24:22 PM
Dammit Maverick, I told you not to get the happy meal!