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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: JunkyII on December 06, 2009, 01:29:10 AM
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Fly Luftwaffe, not 38s or hogs :aok
:devil
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What do cartoon men fly? :joystick:
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build houses
hunt animals
rescue women
fight in a bar
... but they don't play silly cartoon airplane games :neener:
That being said... I'm not a real man. Just ask my wife! :(
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No silly... the answer is The DG-1000S Challenger or RV6 if your Texan. :bolt:
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Fly Luftwaffe, not 38s or hogs :aok
Just keep in mind that when it was real men, the Luftwaffe lost :)
As for cartoon pilots the jury is clearly split. :aok
:devil
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they only lost because of the "easy-mode hurri's and spits"
and the "horde / alt monkey / gangtard US planes."
Maybe AH is more realistic than some give it credit for :D Luft rides are not cool just because the majority do not fly them or because they are any more difficult to fly than anything else. The earlier marks handle very well and the 109K4 is one of the top 3 fighter planes IMO.
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Real Men hold up kittens!
(http://artiewayne.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/kitten-and-gun.jpg)
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build houses
hunt animals
rescue women
fight in a bar
... but they don't play silly cartoon airplane games :neener:
That being said... I'm not a real man. Just ask my wife! :(
So what happens if you work in construction and go to a bar and attempt to rescue women (from their d-bag boy friends) but wind up in a fight, get kicked out and come home empty handed and play AH flying luft rides?
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So what happens if you work in construction and go to a bar and attempt to rescue women (from their d-bag boy friends) but wind up in a fight, get kicked out and come home empty handed and play AH flying luft rides?
switch construction with US Army and you have me :D oooo and put an always before come home empty :)
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Real men admit to who they are. I'M A SPITTYDWEEB AND PROUD OF IT!!! :D
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What do cartoon men fly? :joystick:
not ponies at 30k :aok
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Real men admit to who they are. I'M A SPITTYDWEEB AND PROUD OF IT!!! :D
LMAO thats like saying. "Real men arent afraid to admit they secretly wear dresses"
Your typical spit driver
(http://lifewithmrsd.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/transvestite.jpg)
And you wonder WHY after a couple of turns 190 drivers run away?
:rofl
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Your typical spit driver
:rofl
Wait.. another example of a typical spit driver
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/2468778458_68c01d8225_b.jpg)
in his ride
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Hey at least they found pictures of the Perdy Spit drivers.
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Fly Luftwaffe, not 38s or hogs :aok
:devil
If this were true then you'd be saying real men sit alot. Luftwaffe made great lawn furniture.
(http://www.1stfighter.org/photos/WW2_Aircraft/Parker&LyonGermanwreck.jpg)
(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/HU028724.jpg?size=67&uid=3219D441-B064-4D68-B8A9-16D636E855AD)
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If this were true then you'd be saying real men sit alot. Luftwaffe made great lawn furniture.
(http://www.1stfighter.org/photos/WW2_Aircraft/Parker&LyonGermanwreck.jpg)
(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/HU028724.jpg?size=67&uid=3219D441-B064-4D68-B8A9-16D636E855AD)
:aok :aok :aok :D
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If this were true then you'd be saying real men sit alot. Luftwaffe made great lawn furniture.
(http://www.1stfighter.org/photos/WW2_Aircraft/Parker&LyonGermanwreck.jpg)
(http://www.corbisimages.com/images/HU028724.jpg?size=67&uid=3219D441-B064-4D68-B8A9-16D636E855AD)
That second picture is Guppy after a successful crash landing he made while flying a hijacked Luftwobble bird.
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not ponies at 30k :aok
How would you have any clue? :D
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One of my favorite YANK covers from the DGS Scenario. 474th P38 drivers checking out the Luftwaffe lawn furniture :)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/YankCover3.jpg)
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Real men pwn spits in bombers. :airplane:
(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/24/1013733/spit9dead.jpg)
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I think a 109 vs 38 fight is needed to settle this :devil
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Real men:
Respect women
Protect children
Pay bills on-time
Keep their word
& Bathe regularly
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Real men:
Respect women
Protect children
Pay bills on-time
Keep their word
& Bathe regularly
hey 3 out of five ain't bad! I'm 3/5 of a real man.
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No Junky, Real Men like Polka!
(http://www.unitedmask.com/Theme_Party_Supplies/images/german_lederhosen_black.JPG)
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real men fix the problems engineers only dream of being able to fix.
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the earlier marks handle very well and the 109K4 is one of the top 3 fighter planes IMO.
Both very valid points. *Real* men fly the G6 :aok
Also, can I get that lawn furniture? :D
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Real men pwn spits in bombers. :airplane:
(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/24/1013733/spit9dead.jpg)
you guys should take it easy on bulldog. after all, he wasn't in a spit last night. he was in a seafire. :noid :bolt:
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Fly Luftwaffe, not 38s or hogs :aok
:devil
Total BS. These guys always shoot me in the back. Where I come from, real men, face the people they shoot
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well that settles it ...
Real men:
Respect women
Protect children
Pay bills on-time
Keep their word
& Bathe regularly
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hunt animals
I could claim the reason why I haven't hunted anything but hogs in a long time (destructive nuisances) is that virtually hunting other humans plane-to-plane is soooo much more fair than going after an unarmed deer with a rifle, but 1. After seeing that the average k/d is far less than 1, I'm not sure it *is* actually more fair, and 2. The *really real* reason is that the temperature never goes below 70 in the room where I play AH. :devil
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you guys should take it easy on bulldog. after all, he wasn't in a spit last night. he was in a seafire. :noid :bolt:
Naw he was in a spit9 a few times, but even then he spent most of the night in the tower. :banana:
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Naw he was in a spit9 a few times, but even then he spent most of the night in the tower. :banana:
:rofl
i shouldn't talk.........it seemed to me, that i was spending much more than my fair share of time taking trips to and from the tower.......but then i manage to find fun somehow.....even if its only stirring the pot......which with the likes of him is actually pretty easy. :bolt: :aok
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Naw he was in a spit9 a few times, but even then he spent most of the night in the tower. :banana:
<snicker>
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Total BS. These guys always shoot me in the back. Where I come from, real men, face the people they shoot
Ill HO you next time dedalos :aok :lol
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Ill HO you next time dedalos :aok :lol
Thank you sir <<S>>