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Title: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: Serenity on December 07, 2009, 11:07:19 PM
 Five cannibals were employed by the Navy as translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Admiral of the task force welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the Sailors are eating. So please don't indulge yourselves by eating a Sailor."
The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the Admiral returned and said, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our Chiefs has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the Admiral left, the leader of the cannibals turned to the others and said, "Which of you idiots ate the Chief?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replied, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Ensigns, Lieutenants, Lieutenant Commanders, Commanders, and even one Captain and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to go and eat a Chief!"
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: Ruler2 on December 07, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: Strip on December 07, 2009, 11:43:31 PM
 :lol

Kinda like NCOs.....
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: BlueJ1 on December 07, 2009, 11:50:39 PM
Very true. Chiefs are always noticed. Either in a good way or negative.
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: oakranger on December 08, 2009, 03:30:54 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: john9001 on December 08, 2009, 10:17:32 AM
they ate the chef? yeah, they would notice when the cook is missing.
Title: Re: Girlfriend told me this joke today
Post by: Serenity on December 08, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
Quote from: john9001 on December 08, 2009, 10:17:32 AM
they ate the chef? yeah, they would notice when the cook is missing.

"Chief" as in "Chief Petty Officer"